Michael Green / KidBehindACamera / The Angry Grandpa Show - Enormous Manbaby with family issues. Standing on the grave of AGP. Clickbaiter extraordinaire.

Mirin

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How can they expect any of their remaining fans to sympathize with them when they keep entangling fake shit into their real life issues? I want to punch fatty and his girlfriend in the mouth so fucking bad.
They don’t have anything going for them. They have to hide the juicy drama (such as the eldest nephews arrest) because it makes them look like the ignorant, shitty embarrassing wastes of space they are. This might be the only thing he has self-awareness about.

PICKLEDAD (puke) Mike thinks he will gain new followers. He doesn’t realize most of his new views will be in aghast when he inevitably becomes his old pal Daddyofive. Baby Dumbo’s grand entrance is gonna knock the Velveeta cheese off his teeth.
 

SpineySonichu

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because any remaining fans they have are 12 years old and too stupid to understand what's actually going on. They would say or do anything to defend his point of view/opinions on things.
Surprisingly, their Twitter orbiters are mostly full fledged adults.

They don’t have anything going for them. They have to hide the juicy drama (such as the eldest nephews arrest) because it makes them look like the ignorant, shitty embarrassing wastes of space they are. This might be the only thing he has self-awareness about.

PICKLEDAD (puke) Mike thinks he will gain new followers. He doesn’t realize most of his new views will be in aghast when he inevitably becomes his old pal Daddyofive. Baby Dumbo’s grand entrance is gonna knock the Velveeta cheese off his teeth.
J.C. was arrested? Haven't heard anything about this, care to explain?
 

Mirin

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Surprisingly, their Twitter orbiters are mostly full fledged adults.



J.C. was arrested? Haven't heard anything about this, care to explain?
All that I know is that he was apparently arrested earlier this year. It doesn't surprise me in the least... I will share any more information I find out.

Mike's "clean up guy" Isaac Guest has been suspended twice on Twitter this week.
 
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Mirin

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Classy. No wonder this fat fuck’s Twitter has been getting suspended.

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That first Tweet is fucking vile. The second one is pathetic. Michael should know the old saying, "You lay down with dogs, you get fleas"...

Isaac really needs his own thread. And to be sterilized.

Meanwhile, Michael is on Twitter bragging about making $2 million last year and being a real cock sucker to any of his remaining fans.
 
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LesbianSleepoverParty

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That first Tweet is fucking vile. The second one is pathetic. Michael should know the old saying, "You lay down with dogs, you get fleas"...

Isaac really needs his own thread. And to be sterilized.

Meanwhile, Michael is on Twitter bragging about making $2 million last year and being a real cock sucker to any of his remaining fans.
He really does deserve his own thread but I don’t know much about him at all so hopefully someone with more knowledge can make one. He also had a recent tweet about charges being dropped so (unsurprisingly) he’s been in legal trouble.

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SpineySonichu

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Honestly, Isaac is just as bad or even worse than Michael; he is paid (by Mike) to bully people and their families into silence like the fucking mafia. In fact, his fan circle is called "the mob". This guy couldn't intimidate a fucking cheeseburger. I don't have the information collected to make a proper thread on this guy, but I hope someone makes one eventually.
 

Mirin

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Isaac has gotten several more Twitter accounts suspended. He was trying to start shit with Charlie's girlfriend before the last one got suspended. Now Doug's Twitter and Youtube account has been hacked. What an absolute attention whore.

Michael is one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever witnessed. For someone who harps on family closeness, he sure doesn't know how to treat others unless they're agreeing with him. I remember that old Vlog in which Grandpa got so fed up, he wrote a list of demands and rules for Michael to adhere to. At first, I thought it was just a gag or something for the videos. Now it's very telling.

How very sad he's turned Bridgette into what she is today. She is now a female Michael: no personality but a shitty attitude, such an uncomfortable fat slob she can't even show her hog body to the world as a damn Vlogger. I would be embarrassed if I was her. He can't even drive her to the hospital when she's in labor and has no self-control to stop eating shit. Even a baby on the way doesn't stop him from ordering McDonald's and Chick-fil-a deliveries at the same time.

Isaac has 4 children and Mike is about to be a father. I weep for these children's future.

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I'm really glad he didn't wipe the dandruff off his Metallica shirt. His daughter is gonna be really embarrassed
by that in 20 years, stupid gross ass Abominable Snowman.
 
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Orkeosaurus

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I bet there's absolutely zero chance that guy who sold the car will buy it back now (he offered to buy it back recently since it's basically rusting away at Mike's house). Congrats Mike, you played yourself.

Also he obviously thinks all his fans are brain dead morons who can't tell a LARP from real drama like with Charlie. Imagine if he posted a thumbnail of his fat ass crying in front of Bridgette when she supposedly got that black eye from Charlie.
 

WASR96

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I bet there's absolutely zero chance that guy who sold the car will buy it back now (he offered to buy it back recently since it's basically rusting away at Mike's house). Congrats Mike, you played yourself.
You'd think he would have sold it since he's been extra desperate for views lately to hit the brakes on his freefalling YouTube income, but I guess instead he'll fuck up a really nice, expensive vehicle for a few more baited clicks. Damn, he's as exceptional as DSP when it comes to refusing to sell stuff or learn to live within his means.
 

Orkeosaurus

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You'd think he would have sold it since he's been extra desperate for views lately to hit the brakes on his freefalling YouTube income, but I guess instead he'll fuck up a really nice, expensive vehicle for a few more baited clicks. Damn, he's as exceptional as DSP when it comes to refusing to sell stuff or learn to live within his means.
It's even more retarded considering he doesn't and will never learn to drive. I think he gets more out of being the sibling who got dad the dream car than the effort it will take to hand the papers over to someone who will actually appreciate it. Thing is by the time he realizes theres a hole in the YouTube boat that South Carolina humidity will have long since had its way with the Bel Air. Regardless of how many big macs he throws at it for views.
 

WASR96

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It's even more exceptional considering he doesn't and will never learn to drive. I think he gets more out of being the sibling who got dad the dream car than the effort it will take to hand the papers over to someone who will actually appreciate it. Thing is by the time he realizes theres a hole in the YouTube boat that South Carolina humidity will have long since had its way with the Bel Air. Regardless of how many big macs he throws at it for views.
To this day I still can't fathom why this dude doesn't know how to drive. He doesn't live in a state where most of his needs are within walking distance and I can't imagine Bridgette has never started an argument with him over how she's tired of driving all the time. Then again, with the invention of stuff live Uber Eats and Postmates, I guess the landwhales don't actually have to leave their house very often.
 

Jozef

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I can't tell if puke-leboy is actually going to learn to drive, or if this is just a stunt to make people think he's making an effort... either way here's an alleged driving lesson. The whole video is obnoxiously fake, even 15 year olds in driver's ed drive better than that on their first time.

 

WASR96

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I can't tell if puke-leboy is actually going to learn to drive, or if this is just a stunt to make people think he's making an effort... either way here's an alleged driving lesson. The whole video is obnoxiously fake, even 15 year olds in driver's ed drive better than that on their first time.

I don't know why, but it bothers the hell out of me every time he says or posts "lul guyz immu dad now." No, you're not. You completed step one to BECOMING a Dad, but he hasn't done any parenting yet because there's no kid yet to parent. I sure as shit hope when the kid is born he gets hit hard by a wake up call, he has a lot of growing up to do before he influences how a child comes up into this world.
 

Mirin

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I don't know why, but it bothers the hell out of me every time he says or posts "lul guyz immu dad now." No, you're not. You completed step one to BECOMING a Dad, but he hasn't done any parenting yet because there's no kid yet to parent. I sure as shit hope when the kid is born he gets hit hard by a wake up call, he has a lot of growing up to do before he influences how a child comes up into this world.

He's so damn smug about getting that big greasy bitch pregnant. Snarly Charlie Green has taught him everything he needs to know about being a good father. He has said that.

The same father who left them alone for hours in the car while he played video poker and drank. Or was too fat and sloven to provide his kids with a clean house; making them move instead of cleaning. Or knock down his teenaged daughter's door on top of her in a fit of rage? Or threw his little girl by the hair off his bed and called her a slut? Michael looks back fondly of the struggles of his drunk, chain-smoking, obese father jumping in restaurant dumpsters to feed his children.

It kills me he couldn't be dicked into wiping dandruff off his shirt in the painful gender reveal. As a child, they threatened his family with social services because he hadn't taken a bath in 3 weeks and used to soil himself in elementary school. Michael and Bridgette's daughter is going to be feral... hee hee.


This has been on my mind, someone please archive this. I'm really stupid. The story starts around 8:00.

Michael thinks it's a funny story to tell us about AGP selling pornography out of the living room. "I tried to sell some to my gym teacher!" "WE HAD TO MOVE" "CPS GOT INVOLVED" "LIVES WERE RUINED" "They thought Angry Grandpa was selling homemade incest kiddie porn tapes!" He seems very uncomfortable and bitter.

When it's convenient to shun his brother, they call him a pedophile who raped his little sisters. Angry grandpa was investigated for the molestation of one of their cousins on Tina's side. The same cousin Charlie said molested him. Charlie has been saying his father was a pedo for years.
 

WASR96

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He's so damn smug about getting that big greasy bitch pregnant. Snarly Charlie Green has taught him everything he needs to know about being a good father. He has said that.

The same father who left them alone for hours in the car while he played video poker and drank. Or was too fat and sloven to provide his kids with a clean house; making them move instead of cleaning. Or knock down his teenaged daughter's door on top of her in a fit of rage? Or threw his little girl by the hair off his bed and called her a slut? Michael looks back fondly of the struggles of his drunk, chain-smoking, obese father jumping in restaurant dumpsters to feed his children.

It kills me he couldn't be dicked into wiping dandruff off his shirt in the painful gender reveal. As a child, they threatened his family with social services because he hadn't taken a bath in 3 weeks and used to soil himself in elementary school. Michael and Bridgette's daughter is going to be feral... hee hee.


This has been on my mind, someone please archive this. I'm really stupid. The story starts around 8:00.

Michael thinks it's a funny story to tell us about AGP selling pornography out of the living room. "I tried to sell some to my gym teacher!" "WE HAD TO MOVE" "CPS GOT INVOLVED" "LIVES WERE RUINED" "They thought Angry Grandpa was selling homemade incest kiddie porn tapes!" He seems very uncomfortable and bitter.

When it's convenient to shun his brother, they call him a pedophile who raped his little sisters. Angry grandpa was investigated for the molestation of one of their cousins on Tina's side. The same cousin Charlie said molested him. Charlie has been saying his father was a pedo for years.
Yeah, that's what really concerns me. They can be the fat pricks they are till their YouTube account goes down and I wouldn't care, but they involved a baby now, a baby who has zero control on who it's parents are and has no idea the right from wrongs it will learn from them. Just from their stories and video evidence alone, Michael was okay with growing up with cockroaches and termites swarming their old trailer, he threatened to call CPS on his mom (lovely situation they must have had for him to know what CPS was at that young of an age) who responded by losing her cool and grabbing a gun to point at the cops so they'd shoot her, having a dad that chain smoked in the house and let Michael hang out inside a bar with the patrons while he ran the counter, and numerous other parenting failures that should have had all of them taken away at a young age.

The worst part is Michael doesn't even have any financial stability. His YouTube gravy train hit the breaks the minute AGP died, as 99% of his audience tuned in to see a crazy old man lose his shit, not a fat manbaby cry and talk about pointless shit in vlogs. He also seems to throw around his money like there's no tomorrow. I hope he's at least realized the drop in ad revenue and put up money in a savings account and started putting money towards something such as TSP or a 401K. If he keeps flaunting his cash doing stupid shit, like betting his sister $100K, he's going to have to go back to doing bitch work and that kid will have suffered from his actions before they're even born.
 

Mirin

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Yeah, that's what really concerns me. They can be the fat pricks they are till their YouTube account goes down and I wouldn't care, but they involved a baby now, a baby who has zero control on who it's parents are and has no idea the right from wrongs it will learn from them. Just from their stories and video evidence alone, Michael was okay with growing up with cockroaches and termites swarming their old trailer, he threatened to call CPS on his mom (lovely situation they must have had for him to know what CPS was at that young of an age) who responded by losing her cool and grabbing a gun to point at the cops so they'd shoot her, having a dad that chain smoked in the house and let Michael hang out inside a bar with the patrons while he ran the counter, and numerous other parenting failures that should have had all of them taken away at a young age.

The worst part is Michael doesn't even have any financial stability. His YouTube gravy train hit the breaks the minute AGP died, as 99% of his audience tuned in to see a crazy old man lose his shit, not a fat manbaby cry and talk about pointless shit in vlogs. He also seems to throw around his money like there's no tomorrow. I hope he's at least realized the drop in ad revenue and put up money in a savings account and started putting money towards something such as TSP or a 401K. If he keeps flaunting his cash doing stupid shit, like betting his sister $100K, he's going to have to go back to doing bitch work and that kid will have suffered from his actions before they're even born.
Michael isn't even considered "new money", he is poor white trash that won the lottery. Even if the money is around long enough for Dumbo to remember it, she is still going to be the biggest outcast amongst other children in her parent's income bracket. Both of her parents were social outcasts as poor kids and they're still social outcasts. They're really going to do their daughter a disservice by NOT spending all the money on TV memorabilia and dining out. Jennifer's 4 out of control sons might be better off than her, they've had to fight for their piece of the pie.