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Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / AspergercornChris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

Discussion in 'Animal Control' started by yawning sneasel, Jul 15, 2017.

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  1. Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    65 vote(s)
    15.6%
  2. Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    36 vote(s)
    8.6%
  3. Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    2 vote(s)
    0.5%
  4. Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    14 vote(s)
    3.4%
  5. Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    300 vote(s)
    71.9%
  1. I'd rather take it up with reality. Knock it the fuck off until you have actual proof.
     
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    Smutley

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  2. Thank you!

    Not that Hirtes EVER had the intelligence to use proxies or anything like that anyway. (and no, this ISP isn't a proxy)

    Plus for people who claim to have experience experience (in here, kiwi users). I'm surprised they never understood that Hirtes will always go postal on the first weeks trying to defend himself before going into volcanic fury. (just like he's doing with his new sockpuppets in twitter right now)

    But one thing is for sure. While I find Hirtes amusing, I ain't going to dox myself to "prove" to this forum regulars. Your own registration page makes it very clear.
     
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    AutistocLolCow

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  3. Except for all the times he bragged about using proxies to access boards and forums that had banned him.

    And was obviously using free proxy browsers because of the weird text errors some of those introduce to text posts.
     
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  4. For starters, Hirtes likes to pose and flaunt when cornered. (Ie the equivalent of an internet tough-guy trying to act all macho and manly while being laughed at)

    Anyway, how easy is to detect these proxies? Any mod would flag these ips easily by a simple port scan.

    Besides, I don't think normal people would rely on these free proxies much. Normal persons wanting real privacy would at least try TOR.
     
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    AutistocLolCow

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  5. Without revealing personal information, @AutistocLolCow is not located within the continental US, and they are NOT behind a proxy or VPN service. So the chances of them being Hirtes is all of 0%
     
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    JSGOTI

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  6. Without arguing about whether the guy is or isn't Hirtes: There is a market for getting access to remote IPs that don't identify as either, as there are niche websites scattered across the internet these days that won't even let you attempt to register if you don't pass an automated proxy/VPN check.
     
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  7. FTFY
     
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    NARPASSWORD

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  8. Smutley, I'm really happy you know how to check IPs, but did you notice the part where the IP was a commercial address (i.e.a fucking VPN) and that the timezone for his account exists outside the country he is spoofing from?

    Did you notice his account was made specifically to post in this thread?

    ya join the club
     
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  9. Lynch mob! Lynch mob! Lynch mob!
     
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    Melkor

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  10. His untraceable McDonalds wifi strikes again.
     
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    Dynastia

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  11. Ok, let me amuse you for one second.

    1. My ISP is the equivalent of a NAT'ed COMCAST and I'm using a business internet connection (doubt that Hirtes ever had the money to pay more than a shitty connection). This ISP pretty much covers my entire country (Monopoly in Cable internet).
    2. My ISP changes gateways every 5-10 minutes.
    3. I browse lulz occasionally.
    4. Was an active member of drama_awesome and artists_beware back in the livejournal days.
    If you still think I'm Hirtes, I won't waste my breath since you made your mind already lol.
     
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  12. Even if you're not him you act like a pompous cocksucker and you should neck yourself. No one would miss you.
     
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  13. >tfw a fresh halah thread causes kiwi infighting.

    :story:
     
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  14. You're implying that I give a damn about that. I never asked your approval nor your friendship hah!.

    I find it particularly funny that your paranoia is pretty much syphoning your attention from Hirtes and towards me.
     
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    AutistocLolCow

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  15. You literally just said you won't waste your breath one post ago, but here you are, still wasting it.
     
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    Dynastia

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  16. Send us a pic of your penis with a timestamp and we'll confirm/deny.
     
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  17. What infighting? This dude joined a fucking day ago.
     
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  18. He was wasting his breath the moment he was slapped across the ass in the maternity ward. :story:
     
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  19. So I guess you've got something in common.
     
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