Skitzocow Michael L Wells aka Chip Patton - 160 IQ GENIUS

[rab]

This is Michael Wells: http://steamcommunity.com/id/leewells2000

His Blog: http://michael-wells.net/about-me/
Company 1: www.mlwassociates.com
Company 2: http://goldsborowebdevelopment.com/
Company 3: http://www.goldsboronetworks.com
Some website about the south rising up: thesouthrising.org
His facebook: https://www.facebook.com/michael.lee.wells
A thread made about his antics 6 years ago: www.eq2flames.com/hall-flames/77848-lalen-darthorx-fake-veteran-douchebag.html
A blog I made about him 2 days ago: http://thetruthaboutmichaelwells.com/

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About me I wrote on a blog I made about him 2 days ago: http://thetruthaboutmichaelwells.com/sample-page/


"I'm a free-spirited, constitution-loving, first amendment exercising, second amendment enforcing, US Army Veteran. I'm a logic engine. I think, dream, and talk code. I am known to have a programming problem when I go to sleep and wake up at 2:00am, run to the computer, and fix that problem because I dreamed of a solution - completely serious. When someone enters a debate with me, they had better be prepared because I do not tolerate fallacies and rarely am I caught basing my arguments on one."

I met this guy a long time ago and participated in a thread on eq2flames discussing how he's a scumbag (fake US army major, etc etc)
www.eq2flames.com/hall-flames/77848-lalen-darthorx-fake-veteran-douchebag.html - thread from 6 years ago.

Michael is a pathological liar that inflates absolutely everything he says. He's a millionaire, a genius programmer, Google is trying to acquire him. His shitty $100 leased Hivelocity servers host 50000 clients and he's hosting a huge supercomputer in his office (he lives in a trailer). This guy is so cringeworthy that I made a post about him just to enrage him http://thetruthaboutmichaelwells.com/ but I think it's time for the professionals to take over.

He's been replying to my blog about him in the forum there http://thetruthaboutmichaelwells.com/topic/only-a-matter-of-time/ - he's pretended to be a lawyer / attorney general, an FBI agent, etc etc.

I hope he's worthy. All I really think should happen is the guy is taught to not be a pathological / compulsive liar. Everyone in the world needs a little humility.

I look forward to epic lulz.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

Sounds like a Personal Army request.

About me I wrote on a blog I made about him 2 days ago: http://thetruthaboutmichaelwells.com/sample-page/

Yeah, yeah it really is.

Run away now, it's easier.

 

[Sunflower Overseer]

Hey at least you manage to pick a good avatar before starting this crap.

 

[rab]

Sounds like a Personal Army request.

I've made a blog about him and put a days worth of research up but I'm bored now and the blog can only trigger him so far. I don't have a personal beef with him, I just think he's fucking stupid and found it funny that he's lying 6 years on still.

I will participate in this thread. I think we'd all enjoy it but if you disagree pzz

 

[Sunflower Overseer]

I've made a blog about him

Datz the problemo.

 

[rab]

Datz the problemo.

Ah I see. Yeah, I don't know him personally and have never known him personally - I made the blog like 2 days ago but someone I linked it to suggested this website instead as you guys will go on for longer than I can be bothered.

 

[Forever Sunrise]

I've made a blog about him and put a days worth of research up but I'm bored now and the blog can only trigger him so far.

This is the definition of a Personal Army request.

 

[rab]

This is the definition of a Personal Army request.

I see, feel free to delete the thread then. I guess I don't understand the concept of this forum if not to troll retards deserving of it?

 

[Karen Riley]

Oh, maybe I should have kept your template post asking for advice on how to build a thread up and instead advised you against writing this OP.

While you've put blatant effort into writing the opening post, it doesn't do the best of jobs in explaining one of the most important things to do with a Lolcow, why they are funny. Asides from that, your constant references to your dealings with the guy, makes it seem like you're looking for attention for your role in upsetting him at best or placing a personal army request at worst.

Other, more senior, mods might not agree with me, since there's an element of effort to the post so I'll keep this open and allow them to have a look but I can't see this thread lasting long.

 

[Abortions4All]

The blog is at least proof of concept that the m.ilk will flow. I wish OP had just stuck to documenting the crazy bullshit and documenting the places where this guy said he was an FBI agent.

I feel like in the hands of an experienced farmer, this one could be productive, but this is a sad waste.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

nice autism