Michael Scott Phillips / Michael Does Life / @MichaelDoesLife - World-class veteran video game critic and Shaggy look-alike

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IT'S OVER! How does it feel, Kiwis, to be a part of the loser's club? It must be so incredibly sad! Y'know, I tried telling you Kiwiposters that the cracks were, indeed, starting to show. But you didn't want to listen, oh no, because you were too busy going "EUHUHUHUHUH!" Too busy, believe me, doing stupid silly crap like that...that, at the end of the day, will get you simps nowhere. The writing is on the wall, the proof is in the pudding that Michael Does Life's thread will be the biggest blunder in all of Kiwifarms. It's time to wake up and--SSSNNNIFFF--smell that coffee. And it's so incredibly sad how the lazy millennial mods at clueless Kiwifarms quite clearly are going to fumble that football. But again, you don't care, because you will click on this thread and read every last word in it while going "oh mah gawd, Michael, what'chu talkin' 'bout?" But I'm willing--and I know you don't care, but I do and that's why I'm here--I'm willing to step up to that plate and say "you know what, maybe Michael Does Life's Kiwifarms thread needs more time in the oven. Maybe Michael Does Life's Kiwifarms thread isn't where it needs to be." But you don't care. You never have, and you never will. And that's because you were too busy going "EUHUHUHUHUHA!"



Seriously speaking, Micheal Does Life is as blatant a Youtube troll as you can get, and makes weekly content which recycles the same lines verbatim about any popular video game which hasn't even been released while offering a contrarian opinion, usually negative, about the game, all in a weird Donald Trump impersonation and with what appears to be a lazy eye he can either correct or displace on command. If you've browsed certain video game-focused forums, you've probably seen his face come up now and then.

But the intent of this thread isn't for the point of mockery, although that may come up now and then, but to simply archive and marvel at such a magnificent individual's dedication towards trolling gamers and the reactions he spurs doing so. And no, I didn't rewrite a script from the above video to make that first paragraph, that was just written from memory based on the unchanging phrases heard throughout his regular and multiple spiels. The accompanying video was just picked at random.

Starting off with his actual content, while overwhelmingly negative in his "reviews," there are exceptions to his unwavering "tastes," such as swapping to a positive opinion regarding The Last of Us 2 despite offering his usual lines of criticisms against it only days before; all because its leaks made people actually question the quality of the game, with Michael citing the game was "winning [him] over" when public perception of it began to actually agree with his original stance. Clearly, Michael's "critic" persona is the definition of a contrarian, and will regularly claim a game is poor quality while mocking its fans, citing blurry screenshots of gameplay or odd photos of games changing over development, making it difficult to decipher what he's actually criticizing. My personal favorite is his regular critique of when a game is shorter than Witcher 3, an open-world WRPG which takes around 60 hours just to beat its main campaign.

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The titles and thumbnails of the videos are also a treat as well, as Michael will intentionally give conflicting titles for the sake of clickbait and uses the literal exact same thumbnails with the game edited into his hand to appear unique. Sometimes, videos made back-to-back will not even use photos of Michael within the same timespan, swapping between before and after he let his hair grow out to appear more like a meth-addicted Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

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But just because Michael is an obvious troll, it doesn't mean he's not a successful one. While he has some ironic "fans," his like/dislike ratios on his videos are overwhelmingly negative and rife with individuals falling for both his clickbait and his routine.

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As a pleasant bonus to his Youtube shenanigans, he's fond of doing livestreams where he at least intends to talk about video games, but his insistence on using Skype to allow absolutely anyone to call in leads him to becoming frustrated, possibly even breaking character. This is where his troll persona seems to drop at times and he genuinely appears annoyed or angered, which makes it all the more enthralling. The best descriptor is it's akin to old Jace streams before Jace himself got outed as a fake, and while the magic similar to Jace's stream is sort of missing when you know Michael is only an act, the seemingly real irritation he expresses on his streams prove highly amusing. The streams themselves are nothing but non-stop entertainment as links to both the live feed and his open Skype causes other trolls to call in and impersonate him, drop racial slurs, or insult him, leading to Michael starting a screaming match between them while only a select few callers actually bothering to pretend to agree with him. On a vaguely related note, he's also started to "branch out" of a sort by occasionally discussing American politics on his streams. Given his contrarian nature, he most clearly rallies behind Donald Trump since he sees this stance as the most provocative venture.

That said, it's highly important to archive his streams immediately as Michael tends to delete them instantly when he ends them. Luckily, a few posters from boards like /v/ will rehost the videos on unlisted links, but older streams are still difficult to find. Below is one of his more recent forays as he discusses an upcoming game release.



If it isn't obvious already, I highly recommend Michael's reviews, comments, and streams. He's been noticed here and there for his obsessive rants about video games for a few years and has slowly started to pick up traction in recent time. I personally find vlogger/streamer lolcows as absolute misery due to them producing a huge quantity of content with only a rare snippet worth saving, but thankfully Michael is an extremely rare (and welcome) exception. Even under the reality of it all being an act, no amount of fakery can mask the sheer obsession it takes to upload new content yelling into a camera every three days and exchanging insults on livestreams. Every video he makes, while repetitive, is absolute gold and doesn't need the slightest bit of trimming and are pleasantly brief. Every stream he holds, while loud and obnoxious, doesn't stop with its rapid-fire swapping between yelling at detractors and skipping over people playing audio into the mic. His frequency is respectable as he always winds up making something weird every three days or so, and absolutely everything is just so entertaining to watch as a whole.

But best of all, Michael is refreshing. He's not some depressing drug addict, even if he looks like one, nor is he some obnoxious drama-centric mess, although he certainly tries to act like it. He's just a troll putting on a wonderful persona and an uninterrupted feed of content, and the last thing I'd want is something which scares him off from doing so. As such, I'd love to use this thread primarily as a means of archiving his content and discussing his forays as a world-class veteran video game critic.

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Rotollo

"Consider Euthanasia!"
I'm...not sure if this is a dude who's supposed to be a weirdo, or an excellent shitposter. Is he the lolcow? Or are the idiots getting baited by him the lolcow?
Yeah, he seems to be /v/'s version of Jace connors with how he spams his shit on there, sorta reminds me of an amp'd up version of armack21
 

Uncle Warren

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I'm sitting here watching his stream right now, and legit, this is the funniest shit I ever seen. It's like the Buhddist Hotline but not boring shit.
 

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He's streaming currently. He has open Skype again right now.
 

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Frankly I preferred the stream that happened earlier today. This one is a bit fucky.
He appeared to be testing new streaming equipment, since he was complaining about the poor quality on earlier streams.
 

Uncle Warren

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He appeared to be testing new streaming equipment, since he was complaining about the poor quality on earlier streams.
All I heard was HUEEEEUAHEHAUEAHEUHAEUHEU and EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH and other such wonderful sounds so I may not have caught that bit.
 
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HeyYou

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Oh man, I remember when his Resident Evil 2 Remake videos were getting posted (probably by him) on /v/. His videos are formulaic as fuck but somehow he makes the funniest sounds.
 

Hello Gordon

No BBC equals anger
I don't know why people try to make trolling a career. The margin for success is extremely small to non existent and if niggas catch the slightest wif of autism from you they'll end up devouring you like Boogie2988 cheat week
 

Shaka Brah

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I don't know why people try to make trolling a career. The margin for success is extremely small to non existent and if niggas catch the slightest wif of autism from you they'll end up devouring you like Boogie2988 cheat week
People who try to become e-famous are usually pretty stupid, desperate, or crazy already. It's why Internet Famous is such a huge board.
 

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Michael shall be doing a stream within an hour of this post. He will be talking about a game this time, so hopefully it won't just be him testing his streaming equipment for two hours.


One thing I've noticed is not only will he give people moderator just for asking, some of the moderators he's added will rehost his streams. Since he seems to, as I said, mod people are random, it's hard to tell if it's just a fan getting lucky or somebody who's in on the joke with Michael and rehosting the stream archives at his behest.
 

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Here's his latest stream being rehosted. I haven't had the chance to archive it, but half an hour in and he's already yelling.

 
I don't know why people try to make trolling a career. The margin for success is extremely small to non existent and if niggas catch the slightest wif of autism from you they'll end up devouring you like Boogie2988 cheat week
I've watched a couple of his streams and he seems to get a lot of superchats from them, both from people who think he's being legit and people who are in on the trolling. There is a potential there for being like Ghost, but for video games, he even has call-ins during his streams.
 
There are older videos of him out there acting in a more “normal” persona. I guess sometime around 2018 or so he flipped and started doing his contrarian trolling.

His videos are repetitive but something about his on screen presence I find extremely amusing. I’d really be curious to know more about him.
 

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