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Akariss AKA Micheal Licov is what you would get if you took took the whiny entitlement of DarkSydePhil and combined it with the autism, physical appearance, and admittedly reasonable level IQ of Mew2king. Known for grinding hours a day to shill his Fire Emblem Heroes "accomplishments" like its an actual esport and being triggered by the idea of others treating the game like a childrens mobile game or waifu collecting simulator for fat neckbeards. While also blatantly cheating at FEH on stream by begging his chat to scout his opponents or set up free wins for him in any game mode where its possible.

What sets Licov apart from other wannabe e-sporters who take their childrens video game way too seriously however, is that while a competitive smash player might laugh seeing a group of casuals playing with items enabled or a competitive Pokemon player might cry if you try to use Garchomp in OU (also disregarding that both those games have real tournaments with cash prizes). The average competitive smash or Pokemon player when called out for being too mean to noobs will say that other people can play those games however they want and they arent trying to enforce anyone else to devote as much of their life to a childrens video game as they do, even as they proceed to continue mocking plebs for being plebs. Licov would probably say the same line if cried to about being an elitist asshole or something, but he will vehemently try to justify his "accomplishments" within his children's mobile game as being worthy of praise and rant about things relating to the idea of not min maxing a childrens mobile game decisions, especially in regards to summoning, for maximum esports potential.

Licovs ego, attitude, and ugly mug makes him rather insufferable to watch for the average person without a certain degree of autism. This means most of his audience are chantards watching his stream in hopes of seeing him fail and cry about it so they can make memes to post on /feh/. Licov does not seem to understand this and thinks the reason his viewer count keeps growing and subs count keep falling is because his viewers are spending their money on the childrens mobile game that he plays instead.

Due to some of Licovs recent meltdowns, likely fueled by the stress of going through financial hardships and being emo over the death of his beloved pet rats due to not being able to afford to feed the cat, the number of Licov memes on /feh/ skyrocketed for a while until all of a sudden any post containing or referencing Licov on /feh/ started mysteriously being deleted very quickly. It became speculated that Licov and his own mods are monitoring the boards constantly and reporting any meme about Licov as soon as they are posted. Licov would vehemently denied this if asked about it and expects people to believe that whats been happening is due to 4chan mods just randomly deciding to not be lazy even though it is only the Licov posts being removed and all the loli hentai posts are being conveniently ignored. Therefore if the days of meming about Licov on 4chan is over then this post shall be done in honor of those days behind us.

Background



According to Licovs linkeldn profile he works at AVO Bell examination centre in Sofia Bulgaria. This is only relevant because he likes to say that he is a teacher irl a lot. Licov even calls his discord server an academy and puts an "Education" tag on his childrens mobile game streams. When in reality he admited he is not a teacher paid for by the state. Licov uses the term "private school teaches all ages" to describe where he works. In Europe these institutions are mocked due to having a reputation for hiring foreigners not speaking the language properly because they cost less and the language barrier causing more failures so students have to repeat the course over and over. He tells stories of bringing his switch into school when in most European countries you get fired for doing that at a real school.

Licov supposedly worked an IT job in Canada before moving to Bulgaria but quit because everyone was too "toxic" because they were jealous Licov was better at the job than they were. Take that as you will.



Licov claims to have been the "best Peach in Canada" of the smash community prior to becoming our beloved Number 1 F2P gacha cheater. No publicly accessible information could be found to prove or dispute this remarkable claim. He also boasts on stream about how he used to play Yu-Gi-Oh and beats people with thousand dollar decks with his budget deck all the time at tournaments. No info could be found when searching his name here on this site which usually lists every notable player who has done well at a major tournament along with the deck they used.


Rough Timeline:

2017

Feh releases and Licovs twitch channel starts growing by filling the niche of treating a children's mobile game with esports level of dedication. Edgy streamer thinks that he's made it due to a few high donations. His discord becomes home to all kind of weirdos with Armpit, Thigh, Feet fetishes. Spends a good chunk of that new money on buying a sphynx cat.


• But wife didn't seem to be happy with this ,presumably because she is living in mother fucking Bulgaria where she probably cant even speak the language because of her husband who left an IT job in Canada because co workers said mean things and is now a English tutor who grinds a children's mobile game for hours a day. Over the years the edgy streamers marriage deteriorates, wife stopped making thumbnails for his Youtube channel at some point and Youtube trolls called his thumbnails ugly when he started making them himself. Licov gets butt hurt and goes on a hiatus from Youtube. You can see Licov getting crankier and crankier on stream while it was happening. When Licov returned to Youtube trolls were calling him out on being a bad husband.



2018

Donations drop. The edgy saltlord streamer is born. Licov has fallouts within his discord stating his opinion as fact and anyone who argues with him having a "subjective wrong opinion.", it is this sort of behavior that led to memes such as "post thrones and crowns" or the "I really dont want to continue this discussion" pasta being born. Bans users for disagreeing with him but also random stuff like simply saying they dont like his content and then telling them unironically they have to write essays to get unbanned . Viewer base starts getting more and more people who want to see him get salty with the gacha or fail from being bad in general








You may be thinking that cooms being thirsty on an anime game isn't interesting enough to have warranted making a compilation screenshot for. The main reason this is notable is because Licovs IRL students who are minors do manage to find his streams every once in a while and Licov himself has talked about being approached by kids at school telling him that they saw his online content. Thus it is pretty likely that some of them clicked his discord link and was exposed to this sort of degenerate content.

• The new Aether-Raids game mode becomes his main content. He likes to mention he is no full time streamer while streaming 7-8 hours into the night into the night despite claiming to have a day job as a "teacher". His parents clearly seem to think otherwise.



• Met up with and became buddies with Youtuber Nimious Plays at around this time.


Nimious is someone who would be better covered in his own separate thread. He does have a little bit of relevancy in this thread to warrant a short summary of him. Essentially Nims is most well known for being a part of some drama last year ousting two major Youtubers in the FE community as alleged sexual predators, following similar events that happened in the smash community. Nims was not one of the people being accused but he could not keep his mouth shut about the whole situation resulting in several people calling him out on his own dirt. One of his expose posts can be found here, the other notable one came from of the alleged sexual predators at the centre of the situation who has deleted his Twitter account unfortunately. Once Nims realized he should keep his mouth shut the heat he got simmered down pretty quickly as people were more focused on being angry at Mangs and Chaz.

Never mind Chaz's expose tweet can be found Here

2019




• Wife seems to have managed to avoid being deported. She probably got fed up anyways and leaves him at this point, starting the "wife left me" and 'divorceriss" memes on /feh/. Halfway into 2019 Licov gets into a new relationship with a single mom (Its often debated whether she is an old hag or was knocked up as a teenager so you can see and decide for yourself) and now has a step son addicted to Fortnite. Now having his wifes son to provide for, Licov started banning the weirdos from his discord because they were believed to be the cause for the drop in donations. It was also around this time when Licov's generally skeptical take on new units became an obsessive need to rationalize that these new units are completely worthless, getting triggered on a personal level an crying about it on stream over randompleb1234 or asseater69 saying "Hey my waifu doesnt suck".




• Random unprovoked rants over "Gacha", "Summoning", "Intelligent Systems", or "Reddit" kicked off at every possible chance giving endless fuel for /feh/ to meme with (although he never mentioned 4chan on stream despite having talked about 4chans mockery of him in his subs only channel likely due to embarrassment and fear of the memes being made there getting spread around). Licov also became completely shameless about his cheating, straight up asking his chat to scout or give free wins to him, getting upset when viewers dont collude with him as well as shaming players who put up "awful" or "cancerous" PVP defense teams in certain game modes leading to his communities PVP blacklist of a childrens mobile game being created. It was not until much later viewers started to piece together his true motivation for this strange new behaviour.



This is him "babyraging" (a term that he likes to use) at someone whos subbed to him because he still lost after he explicitly asked the guy whether there were certain units on his defense team or not and got confirmation that there wasnt.




When his viewers don't collude with him, he takes offense to it.


• In his discord he became quite "toxic" due to his arrogance which made discord members attempt to copy this "toxic behavior". He gets frustrated there are players who are better than him that beat up top whales every week while Licov sandbags to farm plebs and still loses more than other players do, he starts banning some of those players that arent subbed to him citing their toxicity (which was influenced by Licov himself) as a reason.

• Licov has a falling out with Nimious. Claims that Nimious admitted to him secretly that Nims hates FEH and only makes FEH content for money.

These comments regarding Nims become particularly ironic in hindsight, a year and a half later. His claims of why Nimious makes summoning videos foreshadows the cause of his own views on the gacha.

Kronya incident(s)

While Licov is generally known for things like calling new units bad and then finding excuses or backpedaling after getting destroyed by one of them in PVP as well as going overboard ranting about certain units such as Saizo or dragons being bad because he got into a seething argument with some random over those units and then backpedaling when those units are shown to have undeniable value later. The most infamous example of this aspect of his behavior were his rants centered around a unit called Kronya.

When Kronya was released sometime around the summer of 2019 she was immediately regarded as one of the best units in the game by most people in the community, on par with premium units costing potentially hundreds to one thousand dollars despite being a unit the game gives you for free and unavailable through the gacha or being directly bought with premium currency at all. At the time even mega whales were opting to use Kronya instead of their premium units that costed up to a thousand dollars to obtain. Even a year and a half later Kronya is still proven to still hold up as one of the best F2P unit choices after being power crept and not being able to hold a candle to more modern premium units anymore.

Licovs attitude towards Kronya around her release date did not appear very different from his attitude towards most new units added to the game. He insisted that she was nothing special and sperged out over randoms who were gushing about how amazing she'd be.

But then Licov announced he would be building a Kronya anyways saying he just happened to need a new carry unit at that time. Livoc turned out to be completely garbage at using Kronya and lost countless maps where other Kronya players pointed out a very simple solution afterwards. Licov blamed all his Kronya related losses on Kronya herself and ranted about Kronya almost every single stream for while. He ignored/banned/blocked other people for pointing out his mistakes in playing Kronya or for pointing out that even whales were using Kronya and having success when they could be using any other character in the game they wanted (To be fair, whales had access to a very premium unit that was one of the best supports paired with Kronya (Duo Hector). But Licov himself mocked Duo Hector and called him an irrelevant unit insisting in his Kronya rants that he would do nothing to save Kronya). This continued for months until Licov got so much backlash he backpedaled and tried to paint his over the top hysterical Kronya rants as just a joke. Unfortunately it seems like he deleted his famous Kronya rant clips from his Twitch channel after realizing he was being mocked for it. Records of what people on other message boards said about his Kronya rants as well as this video are the only things left documenting the Kronya incident(s)




Post / Archive




2020

• Licov rage bans a user from his discord for making fun of him after losing a map he would have shit talked on stream by making bad plays he would have also laughed at on stream. FEH community calls out the hypocrisy in this. Our bulgarian english tutor realizes that his discord members make fun of him, reddit makes fun of him, 4chan makes fun of him, and the entire feh community makes fun of him. Licov snaps. Example / Archive

• Desperately backpedals and tries to play down the shit talking and laughing he does on stream. Changes community rules to hide all names from all replays. Interest in Licov as a meme in the FEH community surged once again. Does a few loyalist brigaded reddit AMAs in hopes of improving his public image but most of the questions that didnt come from his own inner circle are just things like asking is/why is he so "toxic".


Licovs ego before:

Source / Archive

Licovs ego after the backpedaling arc :


• In the fall Licov acknowledges his viewer count is slowly growing while his subs count keeps dropping, yet doesnt seem to understand why. Desperately tries to save streaming career by streaming things like outdoor walks, playing chess worse than XOC etc. Eventually settling on Genshin Impact, despite GI being closer to a real MMO rather than a childrens mobile game like FEH and Licov having real competition in the content creator department because of that, and other content creators having cleared all GI content before he did without spending money or using gacha, Licov still calls himself the "Number 1 F2P player". Eventually the viewers for his Genshin streams die down leading to one of his most infamous rants over his viewer base wanting to watch his streams for the game hes known for instead of watching the streams for his wonderful personality.




He also threatened to quit if he didnt get exactly what he needed from the gacha while summoning in that exact same stream.

• Licovs anger at his viewers for not supporting his GI streams reveal a desperation for twitch money contradictory to his previous claims of "only doing twitch as a hobby not a full time job". People start speculating his fired up rants over the gacha and the developers are due to his belief that more money spent on the childrens mobile game he streams would lead to less twitch donations to him and not out of just pure random autism which was previously chalked up to. Contrary to someone like Nimious who hypes up summoning due to having more of a presence on Youtube and only needing viewers to click his video.

•Trolls start spamming things like "too poor to pay gas bill too busy farming childrens mobile game to chop wood" as reference to the how the heating system in Bulagaria works and Licov being heavily dressed during in door streams. Licov reaches the pinnacle of his meme status.


Late 2020 - Now

• Licov becomes mopey for a while due to supposed death in the family. Gets some pity from the few people that watch him unironically Then it was that it was one of his pet rats that died and trolls start getting banned when they type things like "Dont forget to feed the cat so she doesnt eat the other rat" in stream chat. Licov then deleted the vod of him admitting his death in the family is actually his fucking rat.

Other Notes
- Talks of gacha summoning are banned in his community. Previously most people just assumed it was because he gets triggered by them when hes reminded of his own gacha results but these days people are realizing it is due to his own belief that viewers spending money on the childrens mobile game he streams would take away twitch donations from him. The phrase "free summon" triggers the anti swear bot on his discord server and mutes you unless you are subbed to his twitch in which case you can say any word you want without triggering the bot. Nitro emotes are also disabled on the server unless subbed.

- He has come onto stream randomly before with a new hero in his barracks he just happened to get lucky and summon off stream. Take that as you will

- As if having his the people who pay him scout and set up free wins for him isnt cheating enough. He did abuse a glitch in arena off stream a few weeks ago to reach a score he couldnt have gotten with what he had otherwise. He realized he would be unable to attain that score legitimately so he said that he would figure something out and try again next stream. But then he showed up the next stream miraculously having the exact score he needed saying he got it off stream.

- This is where his ex wife sells lewd photos. Link / Archive

- He had this weird forced sounding laugh he used to do sometimes. when he wants his audience to think something is funny just because he said so (like when he argues with someone about a character being bad and he takes it personally so it becomes expected for him to rant about said character whenever possible, or in the case of Kronya where he needs to rationalize to himself and his viewers she is bad to protect his own ego, or when a new viewer wanders into his stream and is ignorant of the min max childrens mobile game esports lifestyle.) Its been described before as 'awkward", "robotic", or "if an evil witch were to put a curse on someone turning them into a frog and making any sound that comes out of their mouth sound like laughing, it would sound similar to if that frog started coughing". Nowadays he just says the word 'kekw" and plays a clip of the Spanish man laughing meme, probably because he saw people talk about his laugh in places such as that reddit thread linked below and the Spanish mans laugh makes Licovs laugh not sound ear screeching in comparison.

-His waifu is Mia and apparently someone made this based on something he did on stream. I dont know the full story but this GIF is called MiaSmooch and he would try to get people banned even from other places over it.


-His cringey cosplay photos can be found on his ex wifes DA Link/Archive

-Here is another person who says that he unironically tried to get them to write an essay as punishment for saying they dislike his content.


-There were a few several incidents where viewers called him out on not pronouncing weapons, character names and even basic English words correctly, instead of acknowledging his mistake or brushing it off with charismatic humor such as "Sorry I wont pronounce this character as (insert wrong pronunciation here)" like other streamers would do. Our favorite little childrens mobile game cheater felt the need to rationalize how because he teaches English (ESL in a foreign country) for a living, he is right even though the game literally pronounces those words another way. Viewers saw how strangely livid he gets over this subject so they kept bringing up it to the point where it was the reason Licov ended streams abruptly out of rage a few times.



- Random thread where people cry about how mean his autistic responses.
Reddit thread / Archive




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