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Michele Marie Dalene is an insane transgender YouTuber who believes themselves to be the Snow Queen of North America, controlling the weather during the winter. They have come to the attention of the Farms after interacting with Tommy Tooter.



From a Facebook description Michele gave of themselves:

I am a single Lesbian living in Winsted Connecticut. My dream is to find the right lady to settle down with. My dream mates name is Elmira, which in Arabic means "Princess".

For the guys who are reading this.... I would like to be your friend. I just don't seek a relationship with a man at this time. Maybe someday that may change.

My Hero's are: My Father, Jesus of Nazareth, Lumi, the Snow Queen, Shrek, Ok, I like Ogeres too. Especially Fiona Michno Kaiku, the theretical physicsis who does sci-Fi Science, I love his way of explaining things and his cute white hair.

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On December 21st, 2011, Michele was crowned the North American Snow Queen by Mother Azna and Father Yahweh. This ceremony had Michele "channeling" these spiritual beings. Watch it for yourself:
Michele believes that they have a twin soul, Lumi Anne Finistra, who happens to live in the same body. They "talk" to each other on stream to the confusion of guests and viewers. Michele claims this twin soul was born in the 1800s which Michele believes they can confirm with genealogy. Lumi has its own channel.

From the comments of this video:

I know Lumi was NOt married. she died single of I believe either Polio or Tuburculosis in March 11, 1910. She has no children. she was born on February 11, 1835.

Sadly the language never transferred over to this life. Lumi and I are doing our best now to relearn Finnish. Just as I should work on improving my Italian and Norwegian.

Lumi was not born in Finland. she was born in Sweden. her family came to Helsinki when she was about 8 years old. Her father name was Herman. Her mothers name is Helga. Her father ran a dry-goods store in Kamppi Finland.?

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Michele is legally blind and gradually going deaf. Michele admits to having Asperger syndrome. Michele also claims to be "a pseudo hermaphrodite", which seems to fall under intersex. Whether Michele actually is though, I'm not sure.

From their FAQ:

Is Michele Marie Really a guy? No, Michele Marie Dalene is legally considered a female. Her Connecticut birth Certificate, Social Security Card, State ID and Medical records all clearly state she is fully female and entitled to all the benifits thereof as a female.
What does Legally blind mean? Legally blind Under the Connecticut General Statutes means a person whos vision is worse than 20/200 with correction or a persons who has a visual field of less than 30 degrees
Why does Michele always use metric measures? Michele believes in using the SI units as they are the global scientific standards. Just as she prefers to use PAL video standards and a GSM wireless phone.
Why is Michele Marie so fat? Michele Marie is fat for several reasons:
Michele has an underactive thyroid
Michele has Hypercholestorolemia.
Both of which she is taking prescription medications under doctor's supervision for.
Is Michele really an Albino? Michele has Occular Albinism. which is why her skin is so pale and her sensitivity to light.
What is Michele's real hair color? light brown. She dyes it white in honor of her hero, her father whom was light blonde/white haired as a young boy.
Is Michele Marie a Christian? Michele Marie is NOT a standard Christian. She has respect for all faiths but, she does not subscribe to many of the Christian dogmatic systems.
What is her faith system? Michele's faith system is very complex and shares many components with Druidism, Wiccan, Roman Catholicism (she was born Roman Catholic), Gnosticism. She worships and loves both Father Yahweh and Mother Azna.
Who is Mother Azna? Mother Azna, Mother God is the Divine co-creator. She was worshipped by many cultures. Hebrews knew her as Azra. She also is know as Sophia, Mary, Isis and in Nodtic mythology she is often known as Frigga, wife of Odin.
Who is her spirit guide.? Michele's spirit guide, before Lumi came to Co-habitate was Lumi Finistra. After they joined, Mother Azna took over that role.
How come Michele rarely wears a jacket in cold weather? Michele, is built for cold temperatures down to -27c and up to 25c. The only time she wears outwear is when it is raining

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They run a YouTube show where users can call in to give their thoughts about the stream. Naturally, this works out well and all the callers are all very interested in the stream's content:
The original video was deleted because Michele was embarrassed by it.

Michele had another YouTube channel they used. This one reposted videos of Michele's public access TV show on Winsted Connecticut Access Channel 13 on Charter Cable.

On that show, Michele announces her candidacy for selectmen in the town of Winsted, CT:
Really riveting stuff.

Showing higher ambitions, Michele decides to run for governor of Connecticut from the soup kitchen they stream from:
Sadly, we never heard much more about Michele's gubernatorial ambitions.

Also claimed at one point to have a radio station. Michele provided a description:

I also run my own AM radio station in Winsted, AM 1610 called Pinkrose Radio. It is a part 15 station with very limited coverage.

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Note: AM 1610 is a reserved frequency for information stations in the US.

Michele has a long web presence going back to the early 1990s. You can find their name in old hobbyist magazines for computers. They ran a BBS for a number of years and had a webcomic at one point.

These entries are from a now-deleted blog:

02/15/2007 My Sexuality
Now let me talk about how I see the sexual world. I am Bi-Sexual. I have desires for both men and women. While I have had sex with men. I have been intimate wtih women too, just not in the bedroom. As an adult Roman Catholic, I don't believe in jumping in the sack just for the pleasures. I outgrew that years ago. Because I am now 39, I really want to settle down with the right person. Only the problem that I run into every day is who is the right person? I like a good man who has Autism. I have Aspbergers (which is in the same family). He is a high functioning Autistic. I believe he and I could go real far as we can relate to each other. I also like several women too! So who do I choose?

It is almost as frustrating to me as when I dream of becoming a red tailed hawk harpy. I want it so bad but It is unattainable at this time! ARGH! I dream of flying, and mating and bearing chicks. My human side also dreams of mating and bearing a child. Only I cannot bear a child as I am sterile! That means adoption which puts me in a quandry. Most adoption agencies want families that have it all together, fiancially and physically. Being I am multiply handicapped I can kiss that option goodbye!

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01/12/2008 The tooth has left the mouth!
The tooth quietly left the realm of teeth. No pain, no fuss just fell out. Still will call dentist to let him have his heads up he wanted. Not sure what I will choose to do to replace it.

Sometimes the other teeth will move to fill in the space. If that happened, and it was an organized matter. Up to The Lord to decide That would fix my overbite, quite nicely.

Implants looked messy and expensive. Bridges may be feasable but I am unsure if I can afford that. Partials... Umm Not really an option for ONE tooth. offered for a minimum of three teeth.

Like I said, The Lord has blessed me by doing the dental work of removal of the rotten It was Litterly a rotten dead tooth. Perhaps he will bless me by arranging for the others in my mouth to fill the gap. That would result in my overbite being a thing of the past (yay!).

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Michele wrote a book once. It was a 350-page opus about Klingon ice skating and radios. The characters discuss a place called "The Monastary (sic) of Hermaphrodites" and talk about how some Klingons have become Roman Catholics. That all makes it sound more interesting than it actually is. It's filled with grammatical and spelling errors, multiple self-inserts and is poorly written. I gave up after a couple of pages and just searched for terms.

Link to the book here: https://www.scribd.com/document/19008010/Macas-World



As of late, Michele and @jenffer a jay have become friends. This has not worked out well for either party as they are getting trolled by a Tommy Tooter asspatter, Rachel "Raychella" Eppinger. Raychella is a 41-year-old grandmother, arrested for drug dealing, who lies about being related to Jenny Kastner, one of Tom's friends. In addition, Michele and Jen are attempting to troll other cows like Bob McKim. @Dee Price is also Facebook friends with Michele.

More on the Tom-Michele connection from @Zeitgeist:
On Sunday, February 17th, Michele hosted a livestream talking about Tommy Tooter and took calls about his admissions of pedophilia, zoosadism, and bestiality. Enraged that people were talking about him, he spent the next two days blocking people who asked about Sabrina. Behind the scenes, Tom employed the help of a mutual friend in Jenny Kastner; a methhead from Pennsylvania named Raychella.

Raychella mods:

On Tuesday, February 19th, Raychella began as a mod in Tom's YouTube chats, banning anyone and anything that even remotely sounded trollish, including innocents. Her retardation and white-knighting for a pedophile were simply a ruse as Tom would later admit in a now deleted chat log, the following:

1. Raychella would infiltrate Michele's group.
2. Raychella would get all the trolls info.
3. Raychella would then dox everyone for Tom.

On Sunday, February 24th, Raychella would then suddenly believe Tom was a pedo, stop modding his channel under her username of ItsRaychella2U and covertly continue modding under a sock.

However, not all went according to plan because as soon as Raychella appeared, she began to confirm aspects of Michele's mental illnesses, quickly gaining her trust. Raychella was then suddenly doxed as an unemployed, trailer-trash, lot lizard living in Butler, PA. This, after screaming on a Michele livestream, that she was a nurse from Brooklyn. Raychella has been doxed to hell and back but all was for naught as Michele quickly and permanently turned on any user who badmouthed Raychella.

This is not the first time Michele has sacrificed friends in pursuit of pussy. In fact, it happens about once every six months. Michele will befriend a total stranger. The stranger will ask for goods or money. Michele believes it's true love. Stranger disappears. Michele gets mad and blames demons for getting duped.

As of now, Raychella is living comfortably inside of Michele's ass, dangling that pussy/carrot-stick in exchange for Michele's medical records in order to become her caretaker and scam her out of tardbux. It's also important to note that Raychella has a rap sheet a mile long for, you guessed it, fraud.

More information on Michele:

Graduated from The Gilbert School in 1987 (despite its name, it's a regular high school whose only notable graduate was Ralph Nader): https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/372748998/ (https://web.archive.org/web/20190322114533/https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/372748998/)

Went to Northwestern Connecticut Community College from 1989 to 1993 and got an AS in computer programming.

Michele was in debt and got sued in small claims court:

Like many trannies/gender non-conforming folks, Michele has a Patreon account. It's very profitable:

A dating profile from over 10 years ago, Michele used to consider themselves bisexual:

Has gone by Michele since the early 1990s. Voter registration confirms that the name and gender have been changed, but I did not find an official record of either.


Here are some videos that showcase Michele's eccentricity:

Michele is really mad about getting scammed. Somehow it turns into a rant about summer, cell phones, and the imperial system:
Michele tries to tell the weather. Great effects:
Michele got robbed by some "friends":
Michele denies that their apartment is dirty and decides to show it off:


Address (or as Michele calls it, the North American Snow Palace): 112 Main St. Apt. 9, Winsted, CT
DOB: 2/13/1968
Public Phone Number: 860-738-8463