CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION MICIS - An Introduction to Ebola McNugget Terror Operations -

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Just like the Tupacalypse thread I did earlier, here's the same concept with MICIS. All the current content from the Megathread and none of the bullshit. As with the other thread, it will be broken up into several posts because the forum restricts the number of images per post.

It all started with some news
An Afghan soldier was reported missing during a training exercise on American soil. Naturally this meant McDonald's was in danger.

Spoiler: Mountain Dew Code Red Alert: Confirmed Muslim Activity

Spoiler: Doing some recon

Preliminary recon was completed, but Jace was grounded by his bitch mom at the time so he couldn't carry out the mission himself. Colby and Tyce were going to have to do it.

Spoiler: Acquire McChicken

Jace knew he couldn't possibly test all the McChickens in the world, but don't worry, he provided instructions for you to do this at home!

Spoiler: How to detect Ebola

Deagledad assesses the situation

Jace instructs Tyce to make sure the mice don't try coming on to him.

Spoiler: Oh Mickey put that cock away

Spoiler: I think that one's facing Mecca

*those screencaps were taken from a forum post transcribing the twitter, I didn't bother going for the primary source. That's why it says exceptional individual.

No Ebola was found thus far, but something much worse happened. It doesn't take a meteorologist to tell you what happens when a #tycenado rolls in.

Spoiler: Colby's scared, Tyce is streetracing mice

Due to a difference in opinion on streetracing, #drtyce has had his research privileges revoked.

Spoiler: #nomoretyce

As you may have noticed, up to this point Colby was posting updates on Tyce's Twitter. With Tyce being demoted Colby made his own Twitter for MICIS updates.

Spoiler: Problem: I do not like green eggs and ham

Spoiler: Colby describes experimental set up

Breaking research from the midwest provides new clues to the search for the cure.

Spoiler: You know what you need to Jew

And after all this time Jace finally figured out who was behind this dastardly plot.

Spoiler: It was Gamerfood

Ebola research continued with emphasis on finding a cure.

Spoiler: Pork Grease: The Clean, Safe, Muslim Neutralizer

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Colby is instructed to convert to Judaism to bless salt, Jace is too invested in his Catholic build to respec.

Spoiler: That's a clean burning hell I tell you hwhat

At this point Jace is a real expert at Ebola nuggets and can diagnose them at a glance.

Spoiler: But it was too late

Tyce is allowed to conduct research again, but not near the mice. It's up to him to cure Ebola now, Colby will continue to test on the mice.

Spoiler: Operation Tyce Grease

Then something everybody except Deagle Nation expected to happen happened.

Spoiler: The Mice Escaped

With Zebulon unavailable Colby had to try another tactic.

Spoiler: A better mousetrap

But it didn't work and the situation worsened.

Spoiler: Multiplication

Colby's testing led to the other thing everyone expected.

Spoiler: Jerry, meet Tom

Mice catching continued, but the Ebola got to them.

Spoiler: 14 down, a ton more to go

This whole situation proved to be too much for Colby.

Spoiler: Colby Walks Out

Tyce threatens to burn down the weed

Spoiler: #matchboxcars

Spoiler: Phase 1 Complete

With phase 1 completed we can only wonder what phase 2 is supposed to be.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Once again, we owe our very lives to Jace the Marine and his noble crew of Deagles. Think of the tragedy that could have occurred if they hadn't done... whatever they did...

Serious time: I dated a guy once who was a stoner, and this is exactly the kind of thing he would do when he was high. But it's surreal watching this sort of retardation happen without any of the parties involved being remotely aware that it's retarded.

 

[The Dude]

Any bets as to if Jace bothered to buy litter boxes and litter for the cats? I'm picturing mice and cats wandering around Eli's cottage just pissing and shitting everywhere. The smell must be terrible.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Any bets as to if Jace bothered to buy litter boxes and litter for the cats? I'm picturing mice and cats wandering around Eli's cottage just pissing and shitting everywhere. The smell must be terrible.

Anything to cover the smell of the weed, I guess.

 

[ShavedSheep]

I find this so hard to read knowing it's not some kind of fucked up satire.
This is just nuts man.
(Not that I didn't laugh my ass off anyways)

 

[dalegribbler]

Never fails to disappoint. Great job on the compilation.

 

[Keerakh]

What am I fucking looking at?

 

[Jake Morgendorffer]

i know this is off topic but i'm actually concerned about the health and well being of the creatures(both cats and mice) please tell me he's feeding the cats and not honestly expecting tom and jerry for real because that would be waaaaaay too gruesome the mice i assume they'll eventually find another place (or just stay in the gamer shack's walls forever) the mice probably found or made an exit to get in and out with ease or something seriously i know i'm going to get negative ratings for this post but can someone seriously confirm that jace is actually feeding that cats? anyone in deagle nation feeding them rather just expecting the cats to eat the mice, even if the cats do eat them, eventually the mice will cease in numbers then what?

 

[StupidSexyFlanders]

I tried explaining MICIS to a friend of mine IRL. I never realised just how insane this situation is until I tried describing it to someone not initiated with Jace

 

[BillRiley]

So Jace is now holed up in a mice infested weed shack with a couple of half-feral cats while Tyce lurks outside with a pocketful of matchbox cars.

You know, I wish TV was this good.

 

[Keerakh]

IEDs and mortar strikes?
Is this because he's not on his meds?
I mean come on, at least Jace is providing some semblance of proper spelling. My christ, I never thought I'd give anyone this fucked props on that.

 

[Varis]

I feel so sorry for those cats. And the mice, too. Tyce better not burn the cottage with all those animals still inside.

 

[Sammy]

I feel so sorry for those cats. And the mice, too. Tyce better not burn the cottage with all those animals still inside.

I wouldn't worry too much. Watching Tyce's "giong dakr" video he just published, if those first seven seconds are any indication, he hasn't seemed to master fire quite yet.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Eli's mom finds out about the mice

Spoiler: Bitch mom alert: Code Red

Tyce's skeleton army arrives at Eli's cottage

Spoiler: Spooky

"WARNING: THIS WEBSITE IS CURRENTLY CLOSED DOWN ON AN EMERGENCY BASIS. OUR COMMS ARE SCRAMBLED RIGHT NOW FOR SECUTRITRY DUE TO SEVERAL ATTEMPTS BY TYCE ANDREWS AND ASSOPCIATES TO BREACH INTO OUR BASE OF OPERATIONS BY TGHE CRIMINAL WING OF EX-DEAGLE NATION AND THE RACIAL PRIDE GROUP KNOWN AS THE WHITE JUSTICE ARMY. THIS IS JACE I AM HOLDING THE FORT DOWN HERE IF YOU DO NOT HEAR FROM ME IT IS POSSIBLE I AM DEAD AT THE HANDS OF RADICAL WHITE PRIDE INDIVIDUALS I SAW THE RACE WAR VAN IN THE DRIVEWAY

The Race War Van

Spoiler: Race War 2014

Jace cleans out the mouse shack and prepares for the race war, as well as negotiations.

Spoiler: Are the mice still in there?

Eli explains why Jace needed a lawyer, among other things. (Also he has a sick ass John Cena poster but I don't think he knows it's just there to cover a big hole).

Spoiler: Eli's parents threatened legal action

Emergency Stream goes into cottage activities a bit, confirms what we already suspected

- Mice are still in the cottage. Eli tried luring them with cheese and old school mouse traps, walks around barefoot and stepped on the mouse traps because he's a genius
- Mice started escaping because Tyce started throwing them taped to matchbox cars, left the cages open
- Caller suggests luring the mice using peanut butter instead of cheese

 

[XYZpdq]

So whatever happened to the mice and the cats?