I mostly don't watch unless I'm scouting lolcow talent, nobody too notable who already aren't reeeeee-ing on twitter and doing my work for me.
Microsoft is shutting down Mixer and partnering with Facebook Gaming - curb your enthusiasm & monopoly & Only thing to Stop it is end of Section 230&house always Wins
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Wednesday's the big day!
I hope somebody has the balls to do something really fucked up during the last hours of this shithole.
I hope somebody has the balls to do something really fucked up during the last hours of this shithole.
I see they're taking their last day well
That thing's gonna get its own troon thread here sooner or later.
Edit: ugh it's horrifying
That thing's gonna get its own troon thread here sooner or later.
Edit: ugh it's horrifying
and so it ends, like a sad, wet fart that ruins couch cushions
I only used it to level up in Forza Horizon 4 in order to get free wheelspins.
I never really actually watched the streams. If they had put out a Roku app I might have used it more for when I wanted some background noise.
A few weeks after the shutdown people are still butthurt, even though some got partnered quick at Twitch and are doing better financially. I regard Mixer like a Burger King I never went back to after seeing it was ghettofuxated, one day you drive by and it's boarded up.
Oh well, no loss.
I gave up on being logged into Twitch to see that hot skelly spoop because even lurking was enough for her obsessed reddit fans to bitch about it. She's 25 for fucks sake. Men can like her.
Oh well, no loss.
I gave up on being logged into Twitch to see that hot skelly spoop because even lurking was enough for her obsessed reddit fans to bitch about it. She's 25 for fucks sake. Men can like her.
What the fuck is Mixer?
These streamers are ostensibly self employed businesspeople. You would think they would understand business, at least somewhat. The 'Microsoft should have kept it going but they have a quitter mentality!' takes are tiresome.
If you can't sell ice cream during the hottest summer in history, you need to get out of the ice cream business.
If you can't sell hot chocolate during the coldest winter in history, you need to get out of the hot chocolate business.
And if you can't sell your streaming service during the biggest global lockdown in history, you need to get out of the streaming business.
0.2%. That's how much Mixer's viewership between April 2019, when we were not locked down, to April 2020, when we were locked down.
Mixer was like that really sickly crackhead you'd see roasting on the sidewalk. You'd see them and go "How are they still alive?" whenever you went around.
One day you learned they finally died and you just go "Oh." and go in to get your twizzlers at Cvs.
One day you learned they finally died and you just go "Oh." and go in to get your twizzlers at Cvs.
That was almost poetic lol.
I'm sure they can all meet up at the food stamp office and maybe realize it was a three year delusion they were even e-celebrities.
If Twitch partners are like bartenders in a nightclub, mixer streamers were just slinging watered down beer at Applebees
I found a flyer announcing the 2021 Partner reunion at the soup kitchen
Oh no, you mean that Mixer was a actually a money laundering operation and all partners had artificially inflated views and nobody likes your content?
Ah look, it's Lindsywood. She started over at Twitch some years ago with the usual "Just Chatting" bullshit and then went over to Mixer (IIRC because she was banned on Twitch) and after Mixer croaked she went crawling back to Twitch.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the tragic life of an E-Thot.
Did she really expect that she would hit it big with her bland Just Chatting bullshit.
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Girl, compared with all the other e-thots like Pokimane and so on at Twitch you're not competitive enough. No wonder you lost 90% of the thirsty retards following you.
BTW sweetie, 142,000 followers at Mixer might have been a huge thing, but compared with the other e-thots at Twitch you're not even minor league, you're not even scratching the border to being relevant.
She's got lolcow quality for sure.Ah look, it's Lindsywood. She started over at Twitch some years ago with the usual "Just Chatting" bullshit and then went over to Mixer (IIRC because she was banned on Twitch) and after Mixer croaked she went crawling back to Twitch.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the tragic life of an E-Thot.
Did she really expect that she would hit it big with her bland Just Chatting bullshit.
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Girl, compared with all the other e-thots like Pokimane and so on at Twitch you're not competitive enough. No wonder you lost 90% of the thirsty retards following you.
BTW sweetie, 142,000 followers at Mixer might have been a huge thing, but compared with the other e-thots at Twitch you're not even minor league, you're not even scratching the border to being relevant.
After getting banned for e-thotting, she coasted on wholesome Fortnite mixer viewership. Joining in on the summers metoo crybaby shit only to open up an onlyfans which must have the same fanbase as Momokun. I've seen her in person and the cankles are horrifying.
"All men are pigs and we're refusing to work, I personally got chased by throbbing dicks every second at e3 gamescom"
Months later
" Look at my obese tits and powerfupa, only $15 unlocks my yeasty twat"
Highlights include posting publicly any email or text that will get her online asspats, including failed blind dates and a temporary neighbor making a passing "blueballs: comment as she waited out one of the Minneapolis chimpouts out of town.
Some feud with "Truffledpastrychef" that she blasted out for everyone to see. She's like a 16 year old.
She also adopted a horrifically ugly trans Starbucks barista named Tonzy. Dude's got a Ron Perlman skull going on.
It was "roasting" people based on voices in its head and then was begging for $$$$ for a new computer after being as ass for weeks. It also has an onlyfans.
Anyways
Nobody was really watching Mixer,and they're all finding this out the hard way
Yeah, that's exactly what I expected, a horrible human being with nothing to show for except a ego higher than Mount Rushmore.
Tbh, I found out about Mixer only from the news when Shroud left Twitch for Mixer, I like his content, never gave a fuck about Ninja tho. IMHO Ninja is just a retard with way to much money.
I mostly use Xbone and they integrated it heavily into the system. You couldn't get away from it. It would let you know about anybody in your friends list streaming, etc
After figuring out in three months all it was good for was "Mixpot" giveaways and 24/7 music channels I only scouted lolcow talent which is how I found a particularly dspPhil-like female streamer. That and on launch Forza horizon 4 integration to speed up leveling up.
There was a good Nintendo music channel I miss
TBH, I think MIxer could have been a success if MIcrosoft would have pulled it thru, it would have taken years but I think the more alternatives to Rwitch the better. Since DrDisrespect is back on YouTube I only go to Twitch for Shroud and even that not so much anymore.
Maybe I start streaming one day to, just out of that fucking corona lockdown boredom.
Grandpa gaming or so.
With the Dmca mess going on, with another scandal waiting to erupt (not ready to post my findings yet) Daddy Warbucks Bezos is gonna go "fuck this shit" and pull the plug by next summer. There will still be streaming but Twitch is like the heyday of reality tv, like when everybody cared about "Survivor". It will shrink to much less annoying levels and everyone who's dying to be famous will have found some other get rich quick scheme. I'm hoping somebody's developing a new outdoor sport, myself.TBH, I think MIxer could have been a success if MIcrosoft would have pulled it thru, it would have taken years but I think the more alternatives to Rwitch the better. Since DrDisrespect is back on YouTube I only go to Twitch for Shroud and even that not so much anymore.
Maybe I start streaming one day to, just out of that fucking corona lockdown boredom.
Grandpa gaming or so.
Something on skates or ice skates involving a ball and goals would be fun, like that sport from Alita but more realistic
I saw one former mixer strimmer proudly boast of looking for a honest job. They know this is pretty much over
Should never habe been a thing to begin with. OTOH, hopefully they have some hirable skills when the whole streaming thing comes to an end, just recently I did read about some YouTuber who dropped out of college to become a youtube star, albeit he is very successful but still, I would have finished college first. Just to have a plan B.
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