Careercow Mike James Lindell / "The My Pillow Guy" / realMikeLindel / michaeljlindell - Crackhead fascist, close Trump ally, republican simp, "bodypillow expert"

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Mike is claiming Trump will be back in the White House by august by posting shocking election fraud evidence. He can still win guys!



Mike says his new social media platform will be "the safest, most secure" "biggest platform, holding the most people ever" where every user will be automatically be required to follow "influencers" unless they actively unsubscribe.
 

Truthboi

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Mike is claiming Trump will be back in the White House by august by posting shocking election fraud evidence. He can still win guys!
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Mike says his new social media platform will be "the safest, most secure" "biggest platform, holding the most people ever" where every user will be automatically be required to follow "influencers" unless they actively unsubscribe.
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I like how Mike and the loony Qanon people keep coping that Trump will come back in August when everyone else even Trump himself obviously know they won't. The best part in these videos is how the interviewer looks visibly uncomfortable and are close to trying to snap at Mike's retardation.
 

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Mike is special in that most Q-Anoners have given up, accepted the lost or have created a new conspiracy just justify their loss. Mike is the only "Q anon" type person I see pushing for the August date. Even Trump has given up and Mike is the only one still caring.
He claims a miracle is coming in his most recent interview
 

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Mike is special in that most Q-Anoners have given up, accepted the lost or have created a new conspiracy just justify their loss. Mike is the only "Q anon" type person I see pushing for the August date. Even Trump has given up and Mike is the only one still caring.
He claims a miracle is coming in his most recent interview
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It still amazes me to this day how these people keep acting like divine intervention will come in to save them despite the fact that God or Satan would not give a shit about the earthly politics.

Mike is just desperately clinging onto the copium which probably was the real substitute for his crack addiction.
 

StraightShooter2

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It still amazes me to this day how these people keep acting like divine intervention will come in to save them despite the fact that God or Satan would not give a shit about the earthly politics.

Mike is just desperately clinging onto the copium which probably was the real substitute for his crack addiction.
Isn't crack more of a black and Mexican thing? I thought that white supremacists / fascists were more into meth.
 

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Mike has revealed that he hired private investigators to find out why Fox News has refused to allow him to appear on the network, jeez I wonder why
 

Truthboi

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Don't think this is too interesting, but Mike appeared as a cameo in a conservative movie about Roe v Wade, I saw it while watching a Cinema Snob review so I timestamped the part where his cameo is mentioned. If the timestamp doesn't work, go to 17:25

 

Maureen Ponderosa

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Don't think this is too interesting, but Mike appeared as a cameo in a conservative movie about Roe v Wade, I saw it while watching a Cinema Snob review so I timestamped the part where his cameo is mentioned. If the timestamp doesn't work, go to 17:25


I fucking hate that I know this, but he also appeared in the wackadoo pro-life movie Unplanned as a guy who literally bulldozes a Planned Parenthood in the end. He’s been “funding” conspiratard movies for a few years, so he’s essentially buying himself these roles.

These movies are made for fuck all money and usually do pretty well with evangelicals, so he’s probably making some nice coin off of them. Hollywood Reporter did a write up on his role as film financier some years ago.

Michael Lindell invested $1 million into a new film from the makers behind 'God's Not Dead,' and plans to keep spending on projects that fit his message
There's a new film financier around town: the unapologetic Trump-loving, born-again Christian conservative founder of My Pillow, who is sure to stand out in Hollywood.

Michael Lindell, worth an estimated $300 million, tells The Hollywood Reporter he has plowed $1 million into Unplanned, an upcoming feature that was shot in secret due to its critical take on Planned Parenthood.

His investment amounts to one-sixth the entire production budget of Unplanned, which comes from some of the same filmmakers who were behind God's Not Dead and I Can Only Imagine, a couple of Christian films that did well at the box office, earning $61 million and $84 million, respectively.

Lindell also has a cameo in Unplannedthat's sure to raise eyebrows in certain circles, as he is seen bulldozing a Planned Parenthood site to make way for the headquarters of an anti-abortion group called 40 Days for Life. "I'm pro-life and I'm happy to do it," Lindell says.

Unplanned is the second movie Lindell helped fund, the first being Church People, a Christian comedy starring Stephen Baldwin that is in postproduction. Lindell has a cameo in that film as well. "It was difficult. I have a spirit of unworthiness so I had to get over my shyness," he says.

"I don't get into things for the money; I get into them if the message is right," Lindell says.

Lindell has become a controversial figure among the political left, immune to calls from activist groups to yank his advertising from conservative talk-radio shows and The Ingraham Angle on Fox News after host Laura Ingraham insulted a survivor of a shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida.

"When they tell me to back down, I double down, and my sales go up," says Lindell, who handed out 10,000 My Pillows to hurricane victims in Florida earlier this month.

Lindell, 57, is a former cocaine and alcohol addict who founded My Pillow in 2004. Today, he employs 1,600 people in Minnesota and he has sold 43 million of his open-cell, poly foam products, one of which President Donald Trump says he sleeps on at the White House. Lindell stood near Trump last month at the signing of a bill targeting opioid addiction.

"I've prayed about everything I've done," Lindell says. "I met Donald Trump before he was president and I didn't know a thing about politics. I walked out of his office thinking there was no better man in this world that I would like to be my president."

The third movie Lindell intends to bankroll will be based on his upcoming book, What are the Odds? From Crack Addict to CEO, proceeds of which are earmarked for his charitable organizations, the Lindell Foundation and Lindell Recovery Network. He says he's in the process of learning about the film industry inside and out, preparing for the making of a movie based on his life story.

Because of My Pillow infomercials that have aired on TV roughly 7 million times, Lindell is a recognizable figure, and his strong religious beliefs and support for Trump has landed him on television a few more times lately, with minimal backlash thus far from the president's detractors.

"I can pretty much go on any channel and talk about Jesus or Donald Trump, and I don't get attacked like you would think because I'm straightforward and I tell it like it is," he says. [/SPOILER
 

HiramTheGrift

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The 48 hour Frank-a-thon is wild. It took a few tries but if you can load his Frank website you'll see he's live right now. What are the bets his site is finally up and running? More importantly, how long until it gets hacked by a script kiddie? Watching his newest documentary right now, I'll report back later


Mike discusses in a very sane way that he is giving his number out publicly and not wanting to rely on pr firms. The documentary is showing "the most amazing evidence, the 100% proof x2." (Minute 7)

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General Flynn and Lindell discuss how foreign nations have attempted and succeeded in interfering in our elections since the beginning. They weirdly never discuss the Russians, 2016, or how Iran Russian-aligned enemies are not hacking for the same reasons China-aligned actors are. (Minute 11)
Russia straight up says the election was fake, blames Italy, Spain, Iran, and China (Minute 15)
The rest is just rehashing the usual 2020 election interference stuff
Minute 25 Mike affirms his claim that he's making this documentary so the Supreme Court will be forced to declare Trump president

It's minute 35 and I'm beginning to suspect this "documentary" is just a two hour long interview between Lindell and Flynn

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Minute 38 "But anyone who built the machines could've but malware in it"

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"But why won't the companies show us how the machines work?"
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Mike and a numbers guy try to figure out why almost everyone in Ohio, a state that will register you to vote at the DMV when you get your drivers license, is registered to vote
They're saying that because of this high number of voters and low number of ballots are in every county in Ohio (a state which voted for Trump by a wide margin) there must be fraud (Minute 48 )

Minute 50 Mike claims Trump had 86 million votes to Biden's 68 million.
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1:10 some anonymous guy claims a European phone made by a Hong Kong manufacturer used a 4g hotspot to hack into the machines

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These guys sound like a spirit science video

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Mike brings out his "very qualified" cyber security expert who is anonymous. The picture in the background is apparently his "amazing credentials"
They discuss the "millions of rows" of encrypted ballot data

After that Flynn comes back and he does a broad recap of the last six months of indisputable proof

Since Mike is scared this thing will be scrubbed off the internet I guess I'll help and upload the big ass file here
 

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Hope to see everyone at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, S.D. on May 10 when Mike Pillow officially launches his website Frank!

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell says he'll launch his new social media site and podcast platform, dubbed Frank, at a rally at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, S.D., on May 10.
Lindell made the announcement Wednesday, April 28, on the podcast "Bannon's War Room" hosted by Steve Bannon, a former top adviser to President Donald Trump.

"What is the Corn Palace?" you might ask. According to their website, "The World’s Only Corn Palace is Mitchell’s premier tourist attraction. Some 500,000 tourists come from around the nation each year to see the uniquely designed corn murals. The city’s first Corn Palace was built as a way to prove to the world that South Dakota had a healthy agricultural climate."
 

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Hope to see everyone at the Corn Palace in Mitchell, S.D. on May 10 when Mike Pillow officially launches his website Frank!



"What is the Corn Palace?" you might ask. According to their website, "The World’s Only Corn Palace is Mitchell’s premier tourist attraction. Some 500,000 tourists come from around the nation each year to see the uniquely designed corn murals. The city’s first Corn Palace was built as a way to prove to the world that South Dakota had a healthy agricultural climate."
Oh shit, that's within driving distance for me! :story:

Pity it's on a Monday though, so I won't be able to attend. The Corn Palace is one of those wonderful attractions for dumb out of state tourists and the occasional local middle school fieldtrip. The interesting stuff is on the outside, the inside of the building is basically just the local convention center/basketball court. I don't know if the city has been able to change the murals around lately, if I remember right they haven't for a few years.
 

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ThatGamerFromMars uploaded a video the other day on Mike and his general TES spergery. Nothing really new or interesting is brought up and pretty much everything he talked about can be found in this thread but I thought it interesting to still post it here as this is gonna bring a lot more eyes on Mike.


 

HiramTheGrift

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Fellas, I invited a woman over to my place and I shit you not...she brought over his fucking book. It has a holographic cover :story:
I read the first quarter and it's a lot. He jumps around quite a bit in his timeline, one second he's talking about his youth, then present day, then one of his dozens of benders in Mexico. It's just his stories about almost dying/bankrupting or killing his family then narrowly escaping. Then he learns absolutely nothing from the previous mistakes (usually) and repeats the process. If what he writes is true, this man is definitely insane. Should I ask her to bring the book back? I read his cocaine and bartender story arcs and stopped just short of the crack arc.
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darklord

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Fellas, I invited a woman over to my place and I shit you not...she brought over his fucking book. It has a holographic cover :story:
I read the first quarter and it's a lot. He jumps around quite a bit in his timeline, one second he's talking about his youth, then present day, then one of his dozens of benders in Mexico. It's just his stories about almost dying/bankrupting or killing his family then narrowly escaping. Then he learns absolutely nothing from the previous mistakes (usually) and repeats the process. If what he writes is true, this man is definitely insane. Should I ask her to bring the book back? I read his cocaine and bartender story arcs and stopped just short of the crack arc.
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imagine fucking her and you see that crackhead looking at you
 

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