Is this version better or worse than the Eartha Kitt original?
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Is this version better or worse than the Eartha Kitt original?
How feminist can a song about wanting to fuck Santa be, really?
Not sure, but Miley attempted it. Personally, the song just felt preachy and annoying. I’m not crazy about the “Santa Baby” song to begin with, but the Eartha Kitt version is much more tolerable to listen to.
Miley Cyrus is a disgusting whore.
...so that's the perfect song for her.
...so that's the perfect song for her.
She has a good voice, but to say she’s the “most talented vocal singer alive today” is a bit of a stretch.
It was, but she needed to rebrand herself. Now she’s a “woke” activist singer.
It's official. We have a worse version of Santa Baby than Madonna's.
*become the arguably the most egregious public sex icon in the past 10 years* [audience applause]
*spouts the tired rhetoric of equal pay, sexual harassment* [audience applauds harder]
*tells jimmy fallon to put his chimney away tonight* [audience begins to scream and vomit while clapping]
*gets paid 6 gorillion dollarydoos for Exceptionally Exceptional performance* [resounding "YAAAAAS QWEEEEEEEEN"s from the eternal peanut gallery of the wider public which can be heard from the international space station]
and yet raving morons like jordan peterson think young men have a single chance of success when this trash is shouted from the highest pulpits of society and cheered on by the masses as if it was manna from heaven.
life is a joke. a bad and unfortunate joke but a joke nonetheless.
*spouts the tired rhetoric of equal pay, sexual harassment* [audience applauds harder]
*tells jimmy fallon to put his chimney away tonight* [audience begins to scream and vomit while clapping]
*gets paid 6 gorillion dollarydoos for Exceptionally Exceptional performance* [resounding "YAAAAAS QWEEEEEEEEN"s from the eternal peanut gallery of the wider public which can be heard from the international space station]
and yet raving morons like jordan peterson think young men have a single chance of success when this trash is shouted from the highest pulpits of society and cheered on by the masses as if it was manna from heaven.
life is a joke. a bad and unfortunate joke but a joke nonetheless.
If I wanted an STD for Christmas, a Miley Cyrus might come in handy. But as it is, she just makes me want to figure out how to gnaw my own ears off.
I hope she goes back, this new branding isn't even funny. Like, why do these people feel the need to "woke" their brand? Is it really that profitable?
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At first I was curious to hear what she sounded like, but as soon as the first fucking part was about her bitching that the song has fur in it and she's vegan, I couldn't go on. Bitching about classic song lyrics because of your veganism is supposed to be the part where Bugs Bunny drops an anvil on you.
She almost ruined The Flaming Lips for me.
"I don't want a fur coat I'M VEGAHN!"
"I don't need any fancy jewelry, not me!", extending a wrist and fingers encrusted in fancy jewelry.
Ladies and gents: this is privilege disguised as feminism.
Ladies and gents: this is privilege disguised as feminism.
She is a wigger with an annoying voice. And she looks ancient for her age.
So feminism?
Nobody laughed either. All it did was make her look like a killjoy
That may have been the cringiest part of that entire video for me even more than the lyrics.
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