Vets tend to be pretty unanimous against animal abuse, though.
Militant Vegans - MEAT IS MURDER, YOU BLOODMOUTHS
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This is hilarious. Reminds me of the vegans in there that come in with genuine health concerns possibly related to the vegan diet, and they give these excuses:
- You aren’t doing it right
- Veganism is inherently healthier than being a carnist, so get a different doctor
- You’re probably missing out on some micronutrients. Might I suggest more spinach and some supplements?
- If you dare introduce milk back into your diet, you’re causing animal harm. Health is not an excuse for animal suffering
- It’s never related to the vegan diet, you’re probably just imagining things
I feel so sorry for that baby. Destined for a life of Munchausen's by Proxy.
It kills me how willing these people are to trot out any study that shows that meat is bad but the minute that anything is shown to be wrong with their particular brand of crazy they immediately have excuses that say otherwise.
If some of these people relaxed a little more and weren't so uptight they'd realize that veganism isn't natural for us. It can be done but it needs a lot of work. You need education on what you need to eat. You need to learn about getting a complete protein when you cook. You need to understand that the solution to making a vegan meal isn't just adding pasta or rice.
You can be healthy on a vegan diet. You can have a healthy dog on a vegan diet. You can have a healthy cat on a vegetarian diet so long as you supplement it's food with taurine and other things. But they're not going to be happy and if you give them the choice between real meat and your vegan concoction then guess what? They're choosing the meat like this one did:
Do you know why? It's because that's what they want. If these people want a pet that's a vegan then get a rabbit or a squirrel or a parrot or whatever. There's loads of animals that are vegans. Don't punish your pet because of your food choices.
I don't know why a vegan wouldn't just look for a doctor that's a Seventh Day Adventist. They'd have a high chance of getting a doctor that is, at least, a vegetarian.
There probably aren't too many of them, and a lot of vegans and vegetarians are also fedora atheists or pagans who wouldn't like them due to being the wrong religion.
Also plenty of them are misanthropes, antinatalists, and outright human extinctionists. They obviously wouldn't approve of any religion that encourages people to "be fruitful and multiply."
Perhaps not super militant, but the flamboyant annoyance that this peculiar looking individual brought to the table might be amusing. Got his String in a twist back then over an Article from Joanna Blythman, the author of Swallow This (informative read btw)
“Darling, here’s why we’re not going to do that. You want to grow up to be a healthy, and maybe have babies of your own? Well, meat gives you the protein, vitamins and amino acids to do that. You won’t get all that important nutrition otherwise, and that wouldn’t be good for you or your baby. The only other way to prevent that would be for you to swallow pills every day. You don’t fancy that, do you?” (Child shakes head).
“I know you don’t want to be mean to animals, but most cows, sheep, deer, goats, pigs, and chickens wouldn’t be alive in the first place if no one wanted to eat them. All the little animals like mice and worms that live in fields are best friends with the bigger animals that we eat. Together they create a lovely world for all the busy bees that pollinate our crops. If we dug up their fields and sprayed them with nasty pesticides to grow more plant foods, the mice and their mates would be chopped up by tractors, or poisoned, the bees would die, and the gas released from digging up the grass would make our planet even hotter.”
Her father would then reassure her (honestly) that the family only buys meat that comes from contented grass-fed or organic animals that had a nice life until they were killed. Then he’d send his would-be vegan off to play or do her homework so she’d develop a hearty appetite while he cooked dinner – something meaty that starts the saliva flowing: roast lamb, cauliflower cheese with crispy bacon.
Would she glue herself to the oven door and stage a one-girl ‘Animal Rebellion’? More likely she’d devour it gladly because it smells and tastes great and she knows there’s no way that Dad would offer Tesco vegan sausages as an alternative.
It’s a parent’s job to safeguard their children’s long-term welfare, not cave in to modish, ill-informed, potentially dangerous demands from young minds bombarded with propaganda.
He does mean well with his critique on "healthy babies" argument, but goes overboard by insinuating that she is telling her daughter to become a walking womb. Irony of a gay men telling a women not to tell her daughter to have sex in order to have children.
Just Swallow Honey! Oh, also leave it to him of course to talk about jacking off Bulls.
How the dad in Tesco’s ‘I don’t want to eat meat any more’ ad should respond
Unlike Greta Thunberg, I believe parents should tell their children what to do, not the other way round. So, though I’m no scriptwriter, I’ve had a go at rewriting Tesco’s ‘Daddy, I don’t want to eat meat any more’ advert, as follows.“Darling, here’s why we’re not going to do that. You want to grow up to be a healthy, and maybe have babies of your own? Well, meat gives you the protein, vitamins and amino acids to do that. You won’t get all that important nutrition otherwise, and that wouldn’t be good for you or your baby. The only other way to prevent that would be for you to swallow pills every day. You don’t fancy that, do you?” (Child shakes head).
“I know you don’t want to be mean to animals, but most cows, sheep, deer, goats, pigs, and chickens wouldn’t be alive in the first place if no one wanted to eat them. All the little animals like mice and worms that live in fields are best friends with the bigger animals that we eat. Together they create a lovely world for all the busy bees that pollinate our crops. If we dug up their fields and sprayed them with nasty pesticides to grow more plant foods, the mice and their mates would be chopped up by tractors, or poisoned, the bees would die, and the gas released from digging up the grass would make our planet even hotter.”
Her father would then reassure her (honestly) that the family only buys meat that comes from contented grass-fed or organic animals that had a nice life until they were killed. Then he’d send his would-be vegan off to play or do her homework so she’d develop a hearty appetite while he cooked dinner – something meaty that starts the saliva flowing: roast lamb, cauliflower cheese with crispy bacon.
Would she glue herself to the oven door and stage a one-girl ‘Animal Rebellion’? More likely she’d devour it gladly because it smells and tastes great and she knows there’s no way that Dad would offer Tesco vegan sausages as an alternative.
It’s a parent’s job to safeguard their children’s long-term welfare, not cave in to modish, ill-informed, potentially dangerous demands from young minds bombarded with propaganda.
He does mean well with his critique on "healthy babies" argument, but goes overboard by insinuating that she is telling her daughter to become a walking womb. Irony of a gay men telling a women not to tell her daughter to have sex in order to have children.
Just Swallow Honey! Oh, also leave it to him of course to talk about jacking off Bulls.
That's the look of someone who's possessed by a demon.
DungeonMaster
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By distancing yourself from humanity, you can make vindictive, moralistic judgements as though you're the old testament god.
Sure enough, they move the goalposts. "Oh sure, they get killed but we said we want to minimize animal suffering not that we could prevent it 100% of the time".
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