Minor victories for Chris -

[Jackolantern]

Let's face it, Chris only ever has minor victories.
But do you any favourites?

Mine is his call with Jack Thaddeus.
Thaddeus: You know what? My parents threw me out when I turned eighteen. You know why they threw me out?
Chris: Hmm... probably because they couldn't stand you?

Nicely played Chris.

 

[CatParty]

that's pretty much it.

 

[Henry Bemis]

His wheelin' and dealin', inasmuch as that counts as a victory and not robbery.

 

[Judge Holden]

Making it to and from Ohio in one piece despite having been sent into a ghetto neighbourhood by the evil trolls.

 

[CatParty]

Making it to and from Ohio in one piece despite having been sent into a ghetto neighbourhood by the evil trolls.

and it is a minor victory because he locked himself out of his car at a toll booth.

 

[Jackolantern]

Yeah, I was surprised when Chris did that. Instead of sitting among the Hoard, he defied Barb and went on a china quest.

Granted, it was all a troll but at least he got out of the house and went on a road trip adventure.

 

[The Dude]

Staying out of jail so long, especially 28 Oct 2010.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

He found out Alec's real name.

 

[_blank_]

The Jack Thaddeus calls are a definite win in Chris' favor. Probably also the Sonic/ Kay*Bee Toys contest he won waaaaay back when he was just a little guy. I mean, he's been living in that mindset for years afterwards, thinking it's okay to act like he's still 11.

 

[Maloongoo]

Probably that gamestop voucher he won in 2009 when the trolls voted for him

And I guess the "Rollin and Trollin" Video

 

[Some JERK]

he's had a lot of minor victories, but most of them were due to the goodwill and/or pity of others. Mike Snyder asking for leniency in his court case comes to mind. Every time he got off with a warning instead of an outright ban or charges against him comes to mind as well. I still count as a minor victory the fact that basically nothing happened after he stood in front of a camera and publicly dared people he didn't even really know to come to his house and face him. Chris has been lucky and he doesn't even know or appreciate it.

 

[Jackolantern]

Didn't he once get sent a laptop by a troll?
The troll put keyloggers and trojans on it or something but Chris reformatted and got a free laptop.
Chris 1, Trolls: 109573

Open to correction on this as I can't remember the exact details.

 

[The Dude]

I think a better question are what victories does Chris have that actually have meaning?

 

[Donald Duck]

I think a better question are what victories does Chris have that actually have meaning?

 

[Venusaur]

I was going to say graduating PVCC.... but hrm.

 

[wheat pasta]

He did get a lot of attention for Sonichu. Not the kind he wanted, necessarily, but credit where credit is due.

 

[Doge]

so amaze
autist

The Ohio Trip has always been the big one for me, basically because he achieved a milestone that normal people actually achieve that's kind of a victory. That and I just like road trips. Honestly, he's gotten a lot of free stuff too, for all of his infamy. I would say finally breaking down and buying a hooker to kill his sex craze was probably a short term victory. It apparently put him in a glowing mood for over a month.

Of course, in Chris's eyes, there are no minor victories. Just earth-shatteringly decisive ones, like 'inventing' Sonichu or Bionic, 'conquering' Autism, etc. Amusingly, most of what he considers victories are closer to fails.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I was going to say graduating PVCC.... but hrm.

I was about to mention that too but then I thought about it. He took, what, five years to complete a two year degree? Plus, he nearly got kicked out due to his terrible behavior. Then there is his complete lack of follow-up with it. He didn't look for a job, he didn't go further in the field, he didn't do jack shit.

If anything, PVCC is one of his greatest failures. College was one of his last chances to break away from Barb and have a life of his own. Hell, it might have been the last chance. Instead, he acted like a shithead and squandered it.

 

[Big Bob Pataki]

if he hadn't cried at the ceremony, i would've said graduating high school

but, you know, he did.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I was going to say graduating PVCC.... but hrm.

I was about to mention that too but then I thought about it. He took, what, five years to complete a two year degree? Plus, he nearly got kicked out due to his terrible behavior. Then there is his complete lack of follow-up with it. He didn't look for a job, he didn't go further in the field, he didn't do jack shit.

If anything, PVCC is one of his greatest failures. College was one of his last chances to break away from Barb and have a life of his own. Hell, it might have been the last chance. Instead, he acted like a shithead and squandered it.

It wasn't so much a victory as much as it was a "just take this degree certificate and shove it" kinda thing.