Orbiter Miriam Yaniv / Miriam Altman - Jonathan Yaniv's mother - enabler, spends 24 hours "or more" every day with her son

Is Miriam Yaniv...

  • A victim of elder abuse by her psychopathic son?

    Votes: 153 31.0%
  • Experiencing a psychotic break or folie a deux?

    Votes: 172 34.9%
  • Going to register a KF account to tell us to stop being mean to her boychik?

    Votes: 139 28.2%
  • An incestuous pedo parent who taught Jonathan everything he knows?

    Votes: 204 41.4%
  • The mastermind behind the ballwaxing case and other vexatious litigation for $$$ purposes?

    Votes: 112 22.7%
  • Actually dead for years, with her animatronic-filled corpse hauled to council meetings/courtrooms?

    Votes: 102 20.7%
  • Terrified of Yitzhak seeing the way Jonathan has destroyed the Yaniv family name?

    Votes: 98 19.9%

  • Total voters
    493

AnOminous

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I wonder if that's how he keeps her under his thumb. "If you don't do as I say, I'll tell everyone you molested me!"

Whether she actually touched his peepee or not, she's got to know that with a son as twisted as Jonathan, plenty of us would believe almost anything happened in his childhood to make him crack.
It would be pretty believable even from a freak like him. He obviously has serious mental issues related to his mother and they had to get there somehow.
 

Sookie

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Where is the aunt ? When they lived in Greenside, they were always together. A neighbour of theirs was witness to the aftermath of Jonathan assauting the aunt. The aunt told the neighbour that Jonathan pushed her and she hurt her ankle. She wanted to call the police,but Miriam wouldn't let her. Where is Miriam's sister? I wonder if it's possible to get a wellness check on her
 

WGkitty

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Where is the aunt ? When they lived in Greenside, they were always together. A neighbour of theirs was witness to the aftermath of Jonathan assauting the aunt. The aunt told the neighbour that Jonathan pushed her and she hurt her ankle. She wanted to call the police,but Miriam wouldn't let her. Where is Miriam's sister? I wonder if it's possible to get a wellness check on her
I don't think I've seen her in Walnut Grove and I can't see a sane relative managing to live with these two.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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Where is the aunt ? When they lived in Greenside, they were always together. A neighbour of theirs was witness to the aftermath of Jonathan assauting the aunt. The aunt told the neighbour that Jonathan pushed her and she hurt her ankle. She wanted to call the police,but Miriam wouldn't let her. Where is Miriam's sister? I wonder if it's possible to get a wellness check on her
Funny Jonathan and Miriam call the cops or ambulance when they sneeze now, but Miriam wouldn’t hear of it when Jonathan assaulted her sister.

Miriam and Jonathan truly deserve the hell of each other.
 

A Pare A Teeth

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Calling for a welfare check for mamma Yaniv.

I’m concerned we’ve had no sightings, and her social media has gone very quiet.
Jon’s been winning all these awards, and getting attacked and stuff, and she’s not been there for her boi 😭

I mean she hasn’t kissed his arse since the 20th August, and last tweeted 27th August. Jon’s looking extra porky atm, and been dress shopping, and paid expensive membership fees. Just saying.
 

Gustav Schuchardt

Trans exclusionary radical feminazi.
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I mean she hasn’t kissed his arse since the 20th August, and last tweeted 27th August. Jon’s looking extra porky atm, and been dress shopping, and paid expensive membership fees. Just saying.
As a certifiable Yanivologist I'd say it's relatively unlikely he's eaten her. It seems much more likely that he'd prop her mummified body up at the window, Norman Bates style.
 

A Pare A Teeth

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As a certifiable Yanivologist I'd say it's relatively unlikely he's eaten her. It seems much more likely that he'd prop her mummified body up at the window, Norman Bates style.
Interesting that’d you’d think I meant he ate her 🤔
This shows either you’re a true Yanivologist as you recognise it’s not out of the realms of possibility or you, yourself have odd eating habits...

I just meant if mamma is away or indeed propped in a window Jon is clearly free to eat all the pies 😉
 

Gustav Schuchardt

Trans exclusionary radical feminazi.
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This shows either you’re a true Yanivologist as you recognise it’s not out of the realms of possibility or you, yourself have odd eating habits...
Well, I did say 'certifiable' not 'certified'...

I just meant if mamma is away or indeed propped in a window Jon is clearly free to eat all the pies 😉
Come to think of it, we haven't got any evidence that he didn't eat her, and watching the Canadian justice system trying to avoid prosecuting him for murder and cannibalism because he's a Protected Class would be fascinating.
 
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Sookie

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Calling for a welfare check for mamma Yaniv.

I’m concerned we’ve had no sightings, and her social media has gone very quiet.
Jon’s been winning all these awards, and getting attacked and stuff, and she’s not been there for her boi 😭

I mean she hasn’t kissed his arse since the 20th August, and last tweeted 27th August. Jon’s looking extra porky atm, and been dress shopping, and paid expensive membership fees. Just saying.
You might also want to call for a welfare check on the aunt as well. No one has seen her in months
 
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