Orbiter Miriam Yaniv / Miriam Altman - Jonathan Yaniv's mother - enabler, spends 24 hours "or more" every day with her son

[wabbits]

The toilet training Miriam administered to her only child is beginning to raise some concerns, I must say.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Freezer bodies are bloody difficult to manage. And have you ever tried to cut a frozen chicken? Hypothetically, in a busy apartment block with little privacy you need to be creative. Either a brine solution, or a salt/sugar curing with enough liquor to submerge the body would be an option, depending on the end use. Basically, you're pickling. Noilly Prat is good, but gin or vodka control the putrefaction better. You need access to large quantities of liquor and a way of disposing of the bottles without creating suspicion. With the right recipe you can manage the "what is that smell?" period that usually leads to an awkward visit from the cops. The body will desiccate, be easier to re-size, and re-locate, and you can easily dispose of the liquid which, when sufficiently diluted, is forensically not too damning and wont destroy the plumbing. You might need to pepare a few fresh baths, as the solution will become diluted. Give it a go, you'll be amazed at the results.

Very nice advice, but Necro has a few other options they recommend for Dead Body Disposal. (would you like to hear their proposal?)

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

Very nice advice, but Necro has a few other options they recommend for Dead Body Disposal. (would you like to hear their proposal?)

Phffft! Dexter-ous.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

Is Miriam Yaniv also a transgender woman... ?

 

[wabbits]

Is Miriam Yaniv also a transgender woman... ?

LOL. We've sometimes wondered if Miriam isn't really Yaniv's father, Yitzhak, but Miriam actually seems to be a woman. Time has not been kind. They say that after 50, your face is the one you deserve.

The jaw seems more square in pix 5 & 6 than in the earlier ones, but I think that's because her jowls have sagged - typical of the aging process. Her nose also looks less bent to the right in 5 & 6, but that may be the angle and the lighting.

 

[JinxPutMaxInSpace]

LOL. We've sometimes wondered if Miriam isn't really Yaniv's father, Yitzhak, but Miriam actually seems to be a woman. Time has not been kind. They say that after 50, your face is the one you deserve.
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The jaw seems more square in pix 5 & 6 than in the earlier ones, but I think that's because her jowls have sagged - typical of the aging process. Her nose also looks less bent to the right in 5 & 6, but that may be the angle and the lighting.

The stress of dealing with her spawn probably accelerated that like a rollercoaster over a hill.

 

[Patricia Highsmith]

Is Miriam Yaniv also a transgender woman... ?

The Clue is right there man.
In the Header.
It's Agatha Christie 101.


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Miriam Altman.

 

[Abortions4All]

LOL. We've sometimes wondered if Miriam isn't really Yaniv's father, Yitzhak, but Miriam actually seems to be a woman. Time has not been kind. They say that after 50, your face is the one you deserve.
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The jaw seems more square in pix 5 & 6 than in the earlier ones, but I think that's because her jowls have sagged - typical of the aging process. Her nose also looks less bent to the right in 5 & 6, but that may be the angle and the lighting.

Yeah, menopause will do that, estrogen softens facial features and keeps fat on your face. When it bottoms out in menopause the jowls go and the face can look more mannish, especially for women with more testosterone.

 

[Sodium-King-90]

The Clue is right there man.
In the Header.
It's Agatha Christie 101.


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Miriam Altman.

Y'know, for such a sarcastic reply, how did you not clock that my remark was sarcasm in the first place?
Merely pointing out that she looks and sounds like a man.

 

[pr3nt177]

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[Misconstrooey]

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Yaniv will change the world! Probably not in the way that she expects, though. I do wonder what Yaniv will do when Miriam hits her use-by date, age has not been kind to Mama Yaniv...

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Gross

 

[Ketamean Maalik]

They were practically made for Hull, tbh.

A lovely trip to Skegness, maybe?

 

[pr3nt177]

Stocks are running low in the yaniv households so miriam has entered jonny.

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[Trigger Me Timbers]

Ok I have to fucking ask what is the deal with Miriam? As in, how is she so onboard with her “beautiful daughters” behavior?

She is a 1st generation elderly immigrant from fucking Israel who doesn’t even respect Johns pronouns.
I would assume that any other Israeli family would find this shameful and embarrassing especially elderly ones.

Is this just Miriam doing what she thinks will make the most money or is she really onboard with it all and thinks she’s changing the world?

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm's Ghost]

LOL. We've sometimes wondered if Miriam isn't really Yaniv's father, Yitzhak, but Miriam actually seems to be a woman. Time has not been kind. They say that after 50, your face is the one you deserve.
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The jaw seems more square in pix 5 & 6 than in the earlier ones, but I think that's because her jowls have sagged - typical of the aging process. Her nose also looks less bent to the right in 5 & 6, but that may be the angle and the lighting.

Menopause is a real bitch to women.

 

[ProtonMailMan]

Menopause is a real bitch to women.

Limited shelf-life is a bitch. It's good to be a man. That is a beautiful photo of the Kaiser, by the way. I'll bet he was still able to get some, even then. Miriam now---not so much.

 

[sperginity]

LOL. We've sometimes wondered if Miriam isn't really Yaniv's father, Yitzhak, but Miriam actually seems to be a woman. Time has not been kind. They say that after 50, your face is the one you deserve.
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The jaw seems more square in pix 5 & 6 than in the earlier ones, but I think that's because her jowls have sagged - typical of the aging process. Her nose also looks less bent to the right in 5 & 6, but that may be the angle and the lighting.

I did not realize that the crooked nose and asymmetrical face thing was genetic and passed on to jon from miriam, I really thought it was the result of an accident or mutation or something.

 

[wabbits]

I did not realize that the crooked nose and asymmetrical face thing was genetic and passed on to jon from miriam, I really thought it was the result of an accident or mutation or something.

Nose-on-glass looking for WGKitty might indeed have long-term consequences for the proboscis now that you mention it.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Gross
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"my child's name is jessica"