Misc Chris Emails -

[Thetan]

I've started this thread to serve as a repository for miscellaneous emails that don't fit into any particular category.

To start off with, here's an email from "Rebeckah", where she tries to convince Chris to stop obsessing over Megan.

Here's one from "Mimms".

Before people start in on me, yes, I acknowledge that impersonating Mimms (and everyone else was wrong) and it's not something I'm proud of. I made a lot of mistakes and went way out of line at times, but what's done is done. The best I can to is to ensure that I never "go there" again regarding these types of interactions.

I had mixed feelings about posting this one, since it reflects poorly on me, but I decided to go ahead because I thought people would find the content interesting.

"Mimms" was trying to make the case that not all of the trolls were "bad people". I used Mimms, because I thought Chris would consider him a sort of spokesperson for the trolls (and therefore credible). Once again, I had "Mimms" say the things that Rebeckah couldn't. (Rebeckah forwarded this to Chris, since Chris wouldn't speak with "Mimms".)

Edit:
The purpose behind sending "Rebeckah" the house tour videos wasn't to be ween: I knew Chris would lie about the condition of his home, so I wanted him to think that Rebeckah had seen the videos (leaving hims less wiggle room).

 

[Don't Call Anybody]

Did you send this message after a rush of fake Megans? Weens seem to be doing a hell of a job with keeping Chris stuck in the past.

 

[Thetan]

Did you send this message after a rush of fake Megans? Weens seem to be doing a hell of a job with keeping Chris stuck in the past.

I never impersonated Megan. I did spend some time trying to convince Chris that the fake Megans were just that - fake.

The fake Megans prompted a lot of angry public FB rants (which, I'm certain, was their intended purpose). Megan in the shaker thingie, the epic Lego 'Angel Chris' vs. Megan Battle, etc.

Some of Chris's former classmates saw these posts as well (they were public after all) and were quite disturbed by them.

Barb apparently wanted to give "Sarah" a good talking to

And... "textile abuse"....

 

[ON 190]

Barb apparently wanted to give "Sarah" a good talking to

And... "textile abuse"....

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I'd argue that Chris himself is committing textile abuse against all of his Tomgirl clothes. Euugh.

 

[Cheesebread]

"Textile abuse":

 

[Thetan]

All of Chris's Sonichu stuff (and quite a bit of the hoard) survived the house fire.

That's it for new [old] content from me for awhile. I need to get back to work.

 

[ON 190]

You may continue to concentrate on our classmates.

Very kind of you to allow her to, Chris. Truly you are a great friend indeed.

 

[Atlas 95]

Why is he so adamant that the trolls shouldn't know all the Sonichu stuff survived?
Does he think stealing the hand drawn originals is some kind of core objective for the trolls?

 

[Ravenor]

Why is he so adamant that the trolls shouldn't know all the Sonichu stuff survived?
Does he think stealing the hand drawn originals is some kind of core objective for the trolls?

I think he must do, he attaches value to things (often bizarre things) and it's hard to get him to lose that value. But to be honest it's his Art something he used for escapism something he cherishes so I can see why it would hold value to him and be worried about losing them to trolls.

 

[Holdek]

"Textile abuse":

Textile abuse:

I've started this thread to serve as a repository for miscellaneous emails that don't fit into any particular category.

To start off with, here's an email from "Rebeckah", where she tries to convince Chris to stop obsessing over Megan.

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Here's one from "Mimms".

Before people start in on me, yes, I acknowledge that impersonating Mimms (and everyone else was wrong) and it's not something I'm proud of. I made a lot of mistakes and went way out of line at times, but what's done is done. The best I can to is to ensure that I never "go there" again regarding these types of interactions.

I had mixed feelings about posting this one, since it reflects poorly on me, but I decided to go ahead because I thought people would find the content interesting.

"Mimms" was trying to make the case that not all of the trolls were "bad people". I used Mimms, because I thought Chris would consider him a sort of spokesperson for the trolls (and therefore credible). Once again, I had "Mimms" say the things that Rebeckah couldn't. (Rebeckah forwarded this to Chris, since Chris wouldn't speak with "Mimms".)

Edit:
The purpose behind sending "Rebeckah" the hours tour videos wasn't to be ween: I knew Chris would lie about the condition of his home, so I wanted him to think that Rebeckah had seen the videos (leaving hims less wiggle room).

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Didn't Solid Mimms find out about this and get pissed?

 

[Thetan]

Didn't Solid Mimms find out about this and get pissed?

I don't know, but I didn't want to drag him into this, since I'm sure he's long since moved on with his life and probably doesn't think about Chris much (if at all). I knocked off the whole "Mimms" thing shortly afterwards.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Didn't Solid Mimms find out about this and get pissed?

IIRC, Mimms got annoyed and basically was like "Stop imitating me please. I've moved on from Chris, kthanksbye". But that was about it.

 

[butt in trouble]

Barb apparently wanted to give "Sarah" a good talking to

33 years old and he still runs to his mother to "tell on" people. What was Barb going to say anyway? To not judge her son for shecameforCWC, the ad for his porn collection sale or the infamous ForJackieseyeonly or the picture of Chris in Barbs undies? If Barb really wanted to talk them down for laughing at Chris then logic would suggest she is aware of these things. Think about that for a second...

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

All of Chris's Sonichu stuff (and quite a bit of the hoard) survived the house fire.

That's it for new [old] content from me for awhile. I need to get back to work.

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Side tangent, but iirc, doesn't the CWCki state that the current state of the original Sonichu scrapbook is unknown following the fire incident?

From a Christorical standpoint, shouldn't we update this information now since the the great Director himself has confirmed its existence?

Sorry if it's already up there and I haven't noticed. I haven't thoroughly looked at the CWCki since February.

 

[4Macie]

@Thetan
I know you're busy, but did you ever talk to Chris (as any persona) about his activity with the gal pals? Like how much time he actually spent with them? We know that they ate lunch together like 2 times a week and had a class with them a couple times a week for a semester or two... but is this it? Did he only spend a couple minutes a week for a couple semesters with these girls over his whole HS career??

Or how about how he got them to go to his birthday party? Or how he got invited to one of their bday parties? I'm kinda betting Barb or Bob had something to do with these things.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

@Thetan
I know you're busy, but did you ever talk to Chris (as any persona) about his activity with the gal pals? Like how much time he actually spent with them? We know that they ate lunch together like 2 times a week and had a class with them a couple times a week for a semester or two... but is this it? Did he only spend a couple minutes a week for a couple semesters with these girls over his whole HS career??

Or how about how he got them to go to his birthday party? Or how he got invited to one of their bday parties? I'm kinda betting Barb or Bob had something to do with these things.

IIRC, I *think* the bday party invites *were* indeed part of the arrangement that Bob/the principal/the gal pals agreed on.

 

[GS 281]

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Chris knows a thing or two about textile abuse...

 

[timtommy]

IIRC, I *think* the bday party invites *were* indeed part of the arrangement that Bob/the principal/the gal pals agreed on.

I don't think that has ever been suggested. From what I understand, he invited them (perhaps at Bob's urging) and they figured "It's a couple hours out of our life, and it would really make this guy happy. Why not?"

The facts about Chris having the gal-pals arranged tend to drift over time. From what I understand from those closest to it (they can correct me if I am wrong), the story that fits the facts best is this:

Chris was picked on and felt lonely. Bob decided to talk to the principal about this. The principal said something like "that bunch of girls are really nice. Maybe they could eat lunch with him or something from time to time." So they talked to the girls and the girls agreed that it would be the sort of nice thing that they would be happy to do. So they did it. Maybe it was because they were genuinely nice people who wanted to help Chris a little. Maybe they thought it would be the sort of thing that would impress the faculty at the school and that would be a good thing to do. It's not that different than a lot of stuff that happens in high schools. Principals often find the new kid a "friend" to help them adjust. Or try to point out some extra-curriculars to a lonely picked on kid.

This tends to get exaggerated, and the story gets portayed as Bob and the girls negotiating hard over exactly how much they had to spend with him and having large amounts of money change hands. Bob and the principal, with the help of the gal-pals, just tried to figure out a way to help Chris through high-school. It seemed to work really well, but then it spun out of control after the fact as he idealized it.

 

[Bronchitis that Lingers]

Sorry, I just read you forwarded the Mimms email to Chris as "Rebeckah".
How did Chris take the Mimms one?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Damn, there really is only one Chandler cat left.