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Dollars2010

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I'm taking a wild guess at it being some bizarre sonichu mating ritual?
 
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What he meant was that he likes a girl on top, lying on top of him (face to face, chests basically pressed up against eachother) - as opposed it the traditional cowgirl image of them "riding" a dude (i.e. being somewhat upright, sat up).

In Chris's mind "missionary = that one where you're lying down. Cowgirl = that one with the girl on top. Therefore missionary cowgirl makes sense, it's wanting a girl on top to lay on top of you"

Chris logic is retarded, but kinda understandable.
 

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DrChristianTroy said:
More importantly what McDonald's gives you a Ceaser [sic] salad with pickles and ranch dressing?
My Mother ask for pickles on the side when she goes to Harvey's (which is like, never) because they apparently have really good pickles.
Dunno about her opinion on Mcdonald's pickles.
 

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I have no idea how missionary cowgirl works, but is anyone is willing to try it and post their findings?

I imagine the man and woman rolling over every few seconds or so, so that each of them are on top to theoretically equal amounts of time.
 

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Wow. Look at the Google Search results when I search "missionary cowgirl".
 

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Alan Pardew said:
Wow. Look at the Google Search results when I search "missionary cowgirl".
I'm afraid to do that.
 

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Google imaged it. I will now share with you the first result.

doggy_the_cowgirl_missionary.png
 

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He said in one of his mailbags that what he ment by Missionary Cowgirl is "Cowgirl, with nothing special about it"

I didnt know Cowgirl ment Vanilla.
 

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punchabunch said:
He said in one of his mailbags that what he ment by Missionary Cowgirl is "Cowgirl, with nothing special about it"

I didnt know Cowgirl ment Vanilla.
*Tilts head to side*?...What? :?:
 

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Saney said:
punchabunch said:
He said in one of his mailbags that what he ment by Missionary Cowgirl is "Cowgirl, with nothing special about it"

I didnt know Cowgirl ment Vanilla.
*Tilts head to side*?...What? :?:

It doesnt make sense, but with this explanation you can see where hes coming from. Missionary is one of the more general sex positions as far as I care to know, you see.
 

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vanilla=common="boring"

but wouldn't missionary cowgirl best describe his mounting of kimmi in his sex tape?
 

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CatParty said:
vanilla=common="boring"

but wouldn't missionary cowgirl best describe his mounting of kimmi in his sex tape?
I use Vanilla as to say "un-modded"
Like "Vanilla Oblivion is still a good game"
"Let me mod my Vanilla Minecraft"
"Vanilla Zoo Tycoon 2 sucks monkey balls"
 

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CatParty said:
vanilla=common="boring"

but wouldn't missionary cowgirl best describe his mounting of kimmi in his sex tape?

Mother of God....I think you're right!
 

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revengeofphil said:
CatParty said:
vanilla=common="boring"

but wouldn't missionary cowgirl best describe his mounting of kimmi in his sex tape?
I use Vanilla as to say "un-modded"
Like "Vanilla Oblivion is still a good game"
"Let me mod my Vanilla Minecraft"
"Vanilla Zoo Tycoon 2 sucks monkey balls"
Actually,

vanilla (n.)
1660s, from Spanish vainilla "vanilla plant," literally "little pod," diminutive of vaina "sheath," from Latin vagina "sheath" (see vagina). So called from the shape of the pods. European discovery 1521 by Hernando Cortes' soldiers on reconnaissance in southeastern Mexico. Meaning "conventional, of ordinary sexual preferences" is 1970s, from notion of whiteness and the common choice of vanilla ice cream.
 

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The Hunter said:
revengeofphil said:
CatParty said:
vanilla=common="boring"

but wouldn't missionary cowgirl best describe his mounting of kimmi in his sex tape?
I use Vanilla as to say "un-modded"
Like "Vanilla Oblivion is still a good game"
"Let me mod my Vanilla Minecraft"
"Vanilla Zoo Tycoon 2 sucks monkey balls"
Actually,

vanilla (n.)
1660s, from Spanish vainilla "vanilla plant," literally "little pod," diminutive of vaina "sheath," from Latin vagina "sheath" (see vagina). So called from the shape of the pods. European discovery 1521 by Hernando Cortes' soldiers on reconnaissance in southeastern Mexico. Meaning "conventional, of ordinary sexual preferences" is 1970s, from notion of whiteness and the common choice of vanilla ice cream.
I'm not sure the missionary cowgirl tastes like vanilla though.
Mmmm, vanilla.
 
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