I'd rather live in a nice apartment than Musty's shitshack.
Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray - Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.
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Misty published three videos where she creepshots her entire congregation. Her ~big responsibility~ is pressing the forward arrow on the song PowerPoint. I've often wondered if they have her do this to prevent her from talking to people during services.
At any rate - she can't resist trying to connect her church to her stalking victims. Why, if Marissa set foot in that church, they'd all shout at her for being an addict! And she can PROVE that one dislike on her video came from Lamonte, it has to be him because the alternative is that he ignores her - and that just can't be so.
Sad how she can't even get through a church service without playing pretend that Lamonte or Merissa think about her all the time, the way she thinks about them.
At any rate - she can't resist trying to connect her church to her stalking victims. Why, if Marissa set foot in that church, they'd all shout at her for being an addict! And she can PROVE that one dislike on her video came from Lamonte, it has to be him because the alternative is that he ignores her - and that just can't be so.
Sad how she can't even get through a church service without playing pretend that Lamonte or Merissa think about her all the time, the way she thinks about them.
Fucking hell Misty. If the congregation are open-hearted and tolerant enough not to exclude your nasty bugfuck crazy ass (you know, practicing what Jesus taught and whatnot) then I highly doubt they'd be anything but supportive to a woman deciding to go to church who happens to struggle with addiction (if that were even true, let's just say I'm skeptical). Especially if some were addicts themselves at one point - let he who is without sin cast the first stone, sound familiar? How can Misty spend so much fucking time church hopping and not at least have picked up the foggiest sense of what that Jesus guy was all about?
Lol I know why. She's only there to scam some charity canned goods and maybe tag along on a Sunday trip to Golden Corral afterwards, which I guess it's fine if you're impervious to food poisoning.
I still think one of the funniest claims is Misty insisting Heather is very jealous of her shitty fanfic about a children's show from the 80s and tries to claim authorship all the time, but neener neener she has the original "manuscript"! Not quite as funny as when she said Heather was worse than Hitler but it's up there.
Now I'm envisioning Adolf Hitler stealing Alois' Top-Seekret manuscript for Mein Kampf.
Vi0l3t
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Why does she call him locust?
She is legally barred from naming her stalking victims online. They include her ex husband Lamonte, his partner Merissa, Merissa's two sons, and their son together: all are named on a No Contact order against Misty.
Misty regularly violates the order in hopes of getting some kind of attention from her ex again. She can't stand that he's moved on and ignores her attempts to start drama, even to her legal detriment. She's significantly delusional and paranoid, as parenting reports by DCFS have noted.
nemesisAF
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She has stated that (she believes) the etymology of LaMonte is “the locust” (Google disagrees), and it is her “clever” way of keeping LaMonte out of her whore mouth like the court order instructs her too.
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Vi0l3t
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I couldnt imagine tard raging online all day every day and nothing else, bitch needs a hobby. The court should ban her from using online because she wont stop breaking the court order but then wed lose our cow.
I wonder what would happen if someone were to...oh I don't know...randomly post the screenshots of what she's saying onto Hope House's Facebook page. Or the City of Marion's page or Facebook Group for that matter? Just a thought
Anyone up for running a little...shall we say, social experiment?
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It's strictly against the rules here to actually interact with or interfere with a cow in any way, just a heads up. It's pretty much our only rule besides "don't reveal personal information about yourself".I wonder what would happen if someone were to...oh I don't know...randomly post the screenshots of what she's saying onto Hope House's Facebook page. Or the City of Marion's page or Facebook Group for that matter? Just a thought
Anyone up for running a little...shall we say, social experiment?
However, we're not the boss of your personal life outside the Farms. If you have friends who appear in the videos Misty posted, you could let them know that your sister has been surreptitiously filming the congregation and publicly posting these videos without their knowledge or permission - if you feel that's in the best interests of the people you personally know, for their own peace of mind.
But people tend to react suspiciously to even the messenger in such situations, so I'd strongly advise leaving the whole thing alone. Crazy will always out itself; it doesn't need our intervention.
Edit: Misty is busy making more moving photos out of old pics. Poor Grandma had a face like a clenched fist; no wonder Misty's not much of a looker.
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Notice how Musty has titled some of them "MY" father, and "MY" mother?
"These are MY parents Heather, and YOU can't have them!"
This woman is...impossible. I don't know how else to describe her that someone here hasn't already said.
Misty certainly favors her father. If you took that b&w photo of her dad, and put a messy gray wig in place of the black hat you would have current day Misty.
I was just about to say that, and Heather looks like their mother. I don’t imagine that bothers Misty at all...
I hadn't bothered to look at any of Misty's creepy animated photos, but she's been peppering them with rants. Imaginary Heather says Misty can't make creepy animated photos, but then she DID so there! She didn't violate her restraining order, she was talking about that OTHER Lamonte she knows! But so what if she did, [and here comes her complete retardation again] because she imagines Lamonte looks at her social media, which means [still doesn't understand restraining orders...] he violated the order first! Her yard isn't all shitty, it's her neighbor's fault! Heather is a dirty tree killer! How dare we call her lean to what it is! It's perfectly normal to leave uncovered plywood open to the elements for over a year, that will in no way cause any issues once she convinces someone to cover it with linoleum! And it's all LaMonte's fault that at least 9 builders have quit on her!
Edit: oh, PS, Misty is exactly that kind of fat who sits in a filthy tub and thinks that's perfectly sufficient to cleanse her many rolls and removes her perma stench of yeasty sweat and cat piss. Just like Kailyn.
Oh, Misty. You know you stink. We know you stink. What's wrong with your shower? Don't have one? Get too exhausted trying to wash all your rolls while standing? And lord knows your greasy remaining hair doesn't ever get cleaned by soaking in a tub of your own dead skin and sweat. Thanks for confirming that.
Edit: oh, PS, Misty is exactly that kind of fat who sits in a filthy tub and thinks that's perfectly sufficient to cleanse her many rolls and removes her perma stench of yeasty sweat and cat piss. Just like Kailyn.
Oh, Misty. You know you stink. We know you stink. What's wrong with your shower? Don't have one? Get too exhausted trying to wash all your rolls while standing? And lord knows your greasy remaining hair doesn't ever get cleaned by soaking in a tub of your own dead skin and sweat. Thanks for confirming that.
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I suppose Heather spending all the time she has in professional counseling, living in supportive group homes, interacting with social workers, and doing the hard work it took her to gain independence doesn't count as *real* help. She just pulled that autism diagnosis out of thin air. The qualified professionals she saw in her time while getting real help obviously had nothing to do with it. Apparently Saint Musty of Shit shack is the only person qualified to make up diagnoses for her.
Damn, @multiverse , you weren't kidding when you said wall o 'cray. She's really outhouse rat crazy today. Or Misty house rat, as it's pretty much the same thing.
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Damn, @multiverse , you weren't kidding when you said wall o 'cray. She's really outhouse rat crazy today. Or Misty house rat, as it's pretty much the same thing.
Edit: stupid predictive text
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nemesisAF
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I agree with all the reasons multiverse gives but I want to add one. Unless you absolutely feel someone could be in specific danger or asks you specifically for your two cents, stay hands off because you get to have a life as fully independent of her as possible. Don’t let her push her buttons and don’t take her bait. I suspect you have had to expend considerable energy cleaning up her messes in the past. Far more than she deserved. Quit that job. And you are already having the best revenge possible on her by not engaging w her directly. Laugh at the loon from behind the protective glass..I wonder what would happen if someone were to...oh I don't know...randomly post the screenshots of what she's saying onto Hope House's Facebook page. Or the City of Marion's page or Facebook Group for that matter? Just a thought
Anyone up for running a little...shall we say, social experiment?
Misty has gifted us two new videos of the shit shack exterior.
The first features a reflection of Misty in the (off kilter, already hard to open days after installation) sliding glass door. An absolute unit! She's huffing hard as she walks the few staps around the lean-to and across the yard.
She blames that messican for messing up her windows with different colors. Misty, he had a budget of $0, he bought you the cheapest 4 windows available and you aren't even grateful. She shows off her non-level, badly blocked, and totally un-flashed windows. She admits the floor isn't level at all, which means this whole fools errand is going to collapse within a few years. She breezily explains that the next homeowners will have to deal with it, as if her place isn't getting condemned.
The blanket door has some sort of structure behind it - she's too embarrassed to show what it is, but wee can spy some sort of foam insulation. Is it a rotted piece of wall? Did she try and fail to cut a door? Why hang a blanket there for years on end?
Around 10:46, you'll see that the left wall isn't even really attached to the back wall. Whoever has been helping her seems to think that expanding foam sealant can be used in place of structural blocking and as a total replacement for flashing. Oy vey.
She walks us around the house; the house is clearly rotting directly above the foundation; the wood shows black mold and is all wavy from water intrusion. Someone used the same expanding foam sealant on the exterior of her front windows, as if it can last exposed to the elements and be used in place of structural lumber and waterproofing materials.
She brags that her overgrown yard is aKTsHuAlLy just proof of her amazing gardening skills. Hoo-kay fatty two by four.
Here's a video where she blames the brown patches on her grass - from having construction debris strewn over it for the last year, until someone took pity on her - on Lamonte having the sewer lateral fixed like fifteen years ago. And then he forbade her from buying sod, you guise, and this is the result! Because her grass is extremely unique and therefore doesn't grow over within a season like other grass, only to be killed again when she leaves hoard over it.
Misty, how are you too stupid to understand how grass works? I mean, you've said and done some extremely stupid things, but this takes the cake.
In conclusion, Misty is a fat smelly tard and no one should ever have had sex with her. Oh, and those windows and doors won't open or close by this time next year. Anyone wanna lay bets on which happens first - electrical fire, back wall of the house collapses, or the lean-to collapses?
The first features a reflection of Misty in the (off kilter, already hard to open days after installation) sliding glass door. An absolute unit! She's huffing hard as she walks the few staps around the lean-to and across the yard.
She blames that messican for messing up her windows with different colors. Misty, he had a budget of $0, he bought you the cheapest 4 windows available and you aren't even grateful. She shows off her non-level, badly blocked, and totally un-flashed windows. She admits the floor isn't level at all, which means this whole fools errand is going to collapse within a few years. She breezily explains that the next homeowners will have to deal with it, as if her place isn't getting condemned.
The blanket door has some sort of structure behind it - she's too embarrassed to show what it is, but wee can spy some sort of foam insulation. Is it a rotted piece of wall? Did she try and fail to cut a door? Why hang a blanket there for years on end?
Around 10:46, you'll see that the left wall isn't even really attached to the back wall. Whoever has been helping her seems to think that expanding foam sealant can be used in place of structural blocking and as a total replacement for flashing. Oy vey.
She walks us around the house; the house is clearly rotting directly above the foundation; the wood shows black mold and is all wavy from water intrusion. Someone used the same expanding foam sealant on the exterior of her front windows, as if it can last exposed to the elements and be used in place of structural lumber and waterproofing materials.
She brags that her overgrown yard is aKTsHuAlLy just proof of her amazing gardening skills. Hoo-kay fatty two by four.
Here's a video where she blames the brown patches on her grass - from having construction debris strewn over it for the last year, until someone took pity on her - on Lamonte having the sewer lateral fixed like fifteen years ago. And then he forbade her from buying sod, you guise, and this is the result! Because her grass is extremely unique and therefore doesn't grow over within a season like other grass, only to be killed again when she leaves hoard over it.
Misty, how are you too stupid to understand how grass works? I mean, you've said and done some extremely stupid things, but this takes the cake.
In conclusion, Misty is a fat smelly tard and no one should ever have had sex with her. Oh, and those windows and doors won't open or close by this time next year. Anyone wanna lay bets on which happens first - electrical fire, back wall of the house collapses, or the lean-to collapses?
My guess is she has a plank of plywood leaning against the door hole, covered with that old crusty sheet.
I'm thinking random old chifforobes and other miscellaneous hoarded furniture that she can't cram into the living/dining room.
You know what Misty, I hope Heather sues you and leaves you broke, penniless, alone, and unloved. It's the fate you deserve for being such a horrible person.
Give me all the hats, because this bitch (Misty) fucking pisses me off to no end.
ETA: @Summer Sommerland, I'm so sorry that your sister is such a bitch.
Give me all the hats, because this bitch (Misty) fucking pisses me off to no end.
ETA: @Summer Sommerland, I'm so sorry that your sister is such a bitch.
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