Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray - Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.

Cyber Goose

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It's not Heather saying you smell like piss, Misty.

It's the whole towns of Logansport and Marion.

I also think it's hilarious that "Heather doesn't have autism" when literally every single person who went to school with them knows that Heather has autism. You think she would have gotten all the special services she had by being a "klepto/skitzo/bipolar"??? Nah. Not at LCSC.

The only skitzo hallucinating is you, Musty.

Where you say you go to church is not where you go. Get your story straight - not even junkies want your cat piss ass sitting in the pews with them.

You still all think we are Heather?? Heather is too kind-hearted to even talk about you anymore Misty. You are jealous she moved on and you're stuck spinning your wheels in the same piss and shit that you've lived in your whole life, child molester. Wonder if your neighbors know?
 

nemesisAF

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Misty is furious that LaMonte has moved onto a more stable partner and Heather (who has had more cards stacked against her) has committed to a healthier life. These are people she has considered beneath her, and not only have they improved their lives, but hers has...not improved. Her personal insanity has driven off relationships, family, and her own children. And she spins all these stories blaming everyone else for her losses but herself.

but hey, at least she has a piece of rapidly depreciating real estate and a glorified matchbook “house”, amirite?
 

There_is_no_Dana

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Of course all her windows are mismatched and she's blaming someone else, her porch floor isn't level, someone else's fault too naturally. Remember when CPS thought her house was so filthy, hoarded, and infested that they took away her children and despite all the rehabilitation effort they put into Misty, she still couldn't be bothered to clean up enough to get them back and it was all Heather's fault?!

I'm just waiting for the day she pisses off her kids enough that they show up here to spill the tea, you know damn well she rants about KF to them too.
 

Toasty

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Where you say you go to church is not where you go. Get your story straight - not even junkies want your cat piss ass sitting in the pews with them.
This is the church she thinks so highly of that she said they would literally spurn Merissa if she tried to attend services, and lecture her about her supposed drug use. Nice to know she thinks so kindly of her fellow parishioners. Somehow I doubt they would treat anyone that way. Except in Musty's schizo hallucinations.
 

LoverofPi

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Misty has gifted us two new videos of the shit shack exterior.

The first features a reflection of Misty in the (off kilter, already hard to open days after installation) sliding glass door. An absolute unit! She's huffing hard as she walks the few staps around the lean-to and across the yard.

She blames that messican for messing up her windows with different colors. Misty, he had a budget of $0, he bought you the cheapest 4 windows available and you aren't even grateful. She shows off her non-level, badly blocked, and totally un-flashed windows. She admits the floor isn't level at all, which means this whole fools errand is going to collapse within a few years. She breezily explains that the next homeowners will have to deal with it, as if her place isn't getting condemned.

The blanket door has some sort of structure behind it - she's too embarrassed to show what it is, but wee can spy some sort of foam insulation. Is it a rotted piece of wall? Did she try and fail to cut a door? Why hang a blanket there for years on end?

Around 10:46, you'll see that the left wall isn't even really attached to the back wall. Whoever has been helping her seems to think that expanding foam sealant can be used in place of structural blocking and as a total replacement for flashing. Oy vey.

She walks us around the house; the house is clearly rotting directly above the foundation; the wood shows black mold and is all wavy from water intrusion. Someone used the same expanding foam sealant on the exterior of her front windows, as if it can last exposed to the elements and be used in place of structural lumber and waterproofing materials.

She brags that her overgrown yard is aKTsHuAlLy just proof of her amazing gardening skills. Hoo-kay fatty two by four.
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Oh, hey, you mentioned the farms. Now if you can just make the step and realize that we're all unique people and not Heather, that'll be some amazing progress!
Anyways, it doesn't sound "solid" it sounds like maybe plywood. Seriously,, if it's actually a door, move the curtain, show the door.
And again, trim your lawn. Even if you like the vines you need to trim them back.

Here's a video where she blames the brown patches on her grass - from having construction debris strewn over it for the last year, until someone took pity on her - on Lamonte having the sewer lateral fixed like fifteen years ago. And then he forbade her from buying sod, you guise, and this is the result! Because her grass is extremely unique and therefore doesn't grow over within a season like other grass, only to be killed again when she leaves hoard over it.

Misty, how are you too stupid to understand how grass works? I mean, you've said and done some extremely stupid things, but this takes the cake.
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A sewer line won't stop grass for 15 weeks, much less 15 years. You know what will stop grass? Having shit on top of it for weeks and weeks.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Misty has gifted us two new videos of the shit shack exterior.

The first features a reflection of Misty in the (off kilter, already hard to open days after installation) sliding glass door. An absolute unit! She's huffing hard as she walks the few staps around the lean-to and across the yard.

She blames that messican for messing up her windows with different colors. Misty, he had a budget of $0, he bought you the cheapest 4 windows available and you aren't even grateful. She shows off her non-level, badly blocked, and totally un-flashed windows. She admits the floor isn't level at all, which means this whole fools errand is going to collapse within a few years. She breezily explains that the next homeowners will have to deal with it, as if her place isn't getting condemned.

The blanket door has some sort of structure behind it - she's too embarrassed to show what it is, but wee can spy some sort of foam insulation. Is it a rotted piece of wall? Did she try and fail to cut a door? Why hang a blanket there for years on end?

Around 10:46, you'll see that the left wall isn't even really attached to the back wall. Whoever has been helping her seems to think that expanding foam sealant can be used in place of structural blocking and as a total replacement for flashing. Oy vey.

She walks us around the house; the house is clearly rotting directly above the foundation; the wood shows black mold and is all wavy from water intrusion. Someone used the same expanding foam sealant on the exterior of her front windows, as if it can last exposed to the elements and be used in place of structural lumber and waterproofing materials.

She brags that her overgrown yard is aKTsHuAlLy just proof of her amazing gardening skills. Hoo-kay fatty two by four.
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Here's a video where she blames the brown patches on her grass - from having construction debris strewn over it for the last year, until someone took pity on her - on Lamonte having the sewer lateral fixed like fifteen years ago. And then he forbade her from buying sod, you guise, and this is the result! Because her grass is extremely unique and therefore doesn't grow over within a season like other grass, only to be killed again when she leaves hoard over it.

Misty, how are you too stupid to understand how grass works? I mean, you've said and done some extremely stupid things, but this takes the cake.
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In conclusion, Misty is a fat smelly tard and no one should ever have had sex with her. Oh, and those windows and doors won't open or close by this time next year. Anyone wanna lay bets on which happens first - electrical fire, back wall of the house collapses, or the lean-to collapses?
I’m betting on Musty thinking she could just use .99 tubes of foam sealants to try and glue together her crumbling shitshack. Much like all her car exteriors can be fixed with duct tape.
 

PinkDancingDogs

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Misty has gifted us two new videos of the shit shack exterior.

The first features a reflection of Misty in the (off kilter, already hard to open days after installation) sliding glass door. An absolute unit! She's huffing hard as she walks the few staps around the lean-to and across the yard.

She blames that messican for messing up her windows with different colors. Misty, he had a budget of $0, he bought you the cheapest 4 windows available and you aren't even grateful. She shows off her non-level, badly blocked, and totally un-flashed windows. She admits the floor isn't level at all, which means this whole fools errand is going to collapse within a few years. She breezily explains that the next homeowners will have to deal with it, as if her place isn't getting condemned.

The blanket door has some sort of structure behind it - she's too embarrassed to show what it is, but wee can spy some sort of foam insulation. Is it a rotted piece of wall? Did she try and fail to cut a door? Why hang a blanket there for years on end?

Around 10:46, you'll see that the left wall isn't even really attached to the back wall. Whoever has been helping her seems to think that expanding foam sealant can be used in place of structural blocking and as a total replacement for flashing. Oy vey.

She walks us around the house; the house is clearly rotting directly above the foundation; the wood shows black mold and is all wavy from water intrusion. Someone used the same expanding foam sealant on the exterior of her front windows, as if it can last exposed to the elements and be used in place of structural lumber and waterproofing materials.

She brags that her overgrown yard is aKTsHuAlLy just proof of her amazing gardening skills. Hoo-kay fatty two by four.
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Here's a video where she blames the brown patches on her grass - from having construction debris strewn over it for the last year, until someone took pity on her - on Lamonte having the sewer lateral fixed like fifteen years ago. And then he forbade her from buying sod, you guise, and this is the result! Because her grass is extremely unique and therefore doesn't grow over within a season like other grass, only to be killed again when she leaves hoard over it.

Misty, how are you too stupid to understand how grass works? I mean, you've said and done some extremely stupid things, but this takes the cake.
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In conclusion, Misty is a fat smelly tard and no one should ever have had sex with her. Oh, and those windows and doors won't open or close by this time next year. Anyone wanna lay bets on which happens first - electrical fire, back wall of the house collapses, or the lean-to collapses?
The fact that she shares her craziness so slowly (speech-wise) is way worse than the manic speech pattern I imagined in my mind. If she's not manically thinking/typing this stuff, it's somehow scarier.
 

multiverse

Made Misty Michelle Henry Rage Quit
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The fact that she shares her craziness so slowly (speech-wise) is way worse than the manic speech pattern I imagined in my mind. If she's not manically thinking/typing this stuff, it's somehow scarier.
Her agonizingly s-l-o-w pace of speech is maddening to listen to; I always have her cranked to 2x speed to get through her videos.

Speaking of: Misty continues to bless us with her insanity. Here, she sings "no scrubs" for an audience of no one, as she desperately wishes her ex husband moined after her the way she moons after him. [This is a YT shorts video; I attached the file but it's not in a format the site is accepting - @Null the site might need an update to accept YouTube shorts]

This beast thinks all the boys want her. Also, she doesn't know the words to "no scrubs"
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But the real gift to us is: a new house tour!



Highlights!

  • Filthy bathroom with overflowing trash, and blackened floors
  • In a fit of pique, she finally chucked every last thing in the kids' room. That's right, the one place she was supposed to clean in order to get her kids back, and she refused to do it until they were gone forever. Mother of the fucking century
  • She was clearly forced to get rid of the cabinet at the top of the stairs as it was a fire hazard. APS is definitely involved. She's so fucking bitter about it.
  • Plywood over every single upstairs window. How does anyone break that many windows?
  • Her room is still a hoarded nightmare.
  • She's clearly been told to go through boxes, which has only resulted in her dragging all of the items out for "display" in her room. Like a magpie, this one.
  • She's got more MLPs than a committed Brony
  • Ebryfing is supah valuable, guise
  • She's pacing her room, moving from side to side to touch more hoard she uncovered in boxes
  • She believes all the shit she finds on eBay are aKTsHuAlLy her old pawned items, rather than realizing all of her stuff was mass produced and therefore many copies existed. She's gathering as many of these things as possible in a reaction to being forced to let go of other items
  • She laments the loss of a JarJar Binks cup. She is determined to replace it. This is Important.
  • Giant hanging fupa alert at 8:19! Misty finds a mirror and holy shit
  • Her dining are has been partially cleared out. The door to the first flood bedroom remains firmly shut. All other hoarded has been shoved against the back wall. She's clearly ben told she needs to leave the floor area clear. Her minder must have just left; otherwise she'd have dragged all that cat crap back out.
  • Precious Darth Vader thing. Wait, is that a toilet in the background?
  • Omg it is a toilet
  • Wait no. It's the stupid cat crap she moved from one room to the other. Ah, hoard shifting. It's cleaning, they swear!
  • Dumb story about the Vader thing absolutely no one cares about. Lady, it's a disposable puzzle. It is not the same one you did 20 years ago. Let it go.
  • "I'm a puzzle affixionado", original pronunciation
  • Whyyyy is there no faster than 2x speed, this story is so fucking boring
  • She paid $40 for this heap of moldy cardboard - which she considers a bargain- but she's already planning on buying another kit so she can have two of these stupid things. "But I'm not a hoarder!", cryth Misty
  • This is her living room bureau. Because people normally keep dressers in every room of the house.
  • "They" can bite Misty, she's not getting rid of some other useless piece of furniture because it belonged to her parents and is thus tied to her for life. Because she's not a hoarder, guys.
  • "OoOhH soooo hOaRdEd" she screeches, as she owns over hoard shoved against the walls and into corners
  • "Where's all the trash, I thought there was supposed to be trash everywhere in a hoarded person's house!" as she pans over the old food containers left out
  • She was forced to clear up that cupboard between the living area and kitchen.
  • Still won't open that first floor bedroom
  • Piles of random crap up against the kitchen wall
  • She was also forced to clear up her countertop...
  • Which looks like it all got tetrised into a towering pile next to the sink full of filthy dishes
  • Her electrical setup in the kitchen is a fire waiting to happen
  • At 17:02 omg she shows the back of the blanket door and omg you guys - it's an old door NAILED SHUT WITH PLYWOOD, Jesus fucking christ this bitch makes ghetto look fancy, I fuckin' can't
  • Does that thing even go to the floor? I mean, why? Why stop it up with a strip of plywood? Not even a 2x4? Everything is :story:
  • Omg no the door doesn't cover the hole because you can see that fugly blanket! She cut a giant hole in her kitchen wall with zero plan for how to fix it, and she's lived for OVER A YEAR with a back wall covered with part of an old door, a strip of plywood, and a goddammit blanket. We were so right! I'm dying laughing you guys
 
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PinkDancingDogs

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So the blanket wall is covering a door not really installed but just kinda barred into place with a strip of mdf looking shit across it? @ 17:06 of newest video. And we get to see my little ponies, her puzzle vader, and a ring missing it's stone she managed to retrieve from CA. Why doesn't she work? She's clearly capable of a job sitting doing data entry or something?
 

Cheesegirl78

"I want to f**k you sex sex sex"
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So the blanket wall is covering a door not really installed but just kinda barred into place with a strip of mdf looking shit across it? @ 17:06 of newest video. And we get to see my little ponies, her puzzle vader, and a ring missing it's stone she managed to retrieve from CA. Why doesn't she work? She's clearly capable of a job sitting doing data entry or something?
I agree, but would you want to be her cubicle mate, or have the desk next to her?
Listening to her screech about Lamonte, Merissa and Heather all day, while inhaling her pungent B.O. and cat urine odor would drive the sanest person crazy.
 

marjoram

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That murder house paint job will never not be hilarious. The kitchen is sooo dirty and crumb covered.
Hoarders don't need to have trash everywhere, Musty (tho you do have a lot). They just need to hold on to a shit ton of crap. ( which you definitely have). It's all junk which rightly belongs in a dump- but I guess it suits you.

I've never seen so much plywood in a home.
And, that's quite a gut you got there.
 

marjoram

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Poor crazy Misty, who interprets eye watering hilarity as anger. What a sad way to live!
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Misty, only APS could have convinced to to throw out an entire room full of infested hoard. It's not our fault you were too dumb to clean it when you still have any chance of getting your kids back.
Anger? Where, you loon? Nobody here is angry about yer shitshack. We're not your neighbors, who have to see you, and hear you, and smell you, and worry about sparks floating over to their property when your wiring bites the dust.

The only reason you have a thread is because your crazy is funny as fuck. Nobody cares enough about you to be angry.

Now say more stupid stuff for the lolz.
 

MirnaMinkoff

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Poor crazy Misty, who interprets eye watering hilarity as anger. What a sad way to live!
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Misty, only APS could have convinced to to throw out an entire room full of infested hoard. It's not our fault you were too dumb to clean it when you still have any chance of getting your kids back.
Lol, Misty you didn’t even pay $15k for the entire house when you were dumb enough to buy it. If you dumped $15k more into it must have been to flush directly down your toilet because it looks worse than ever. Imagine spending on $15k on a house not even worth $10k.

I also get a kick out of how Misty name drops her “SS money” - the pinnacle of white trash humble bragging. It’s the ghetto equivalent of mentioning your stock dividends. Misty lives in such a sad crab bucket that she thinks government welfare for being a sped is enviable. Doesn’t getting SSI for being an unemployable sped put her on the same level with LaMonte and Marissa who also subsist on SSI checks?

Misty getting SSI is just the government finally giving up on making her go to futile training programs to get her welfare checks. The federal govt has officially acknowledged she’s so fucking crazy that she can’t ever hold even the lowliest, just need a warm body, type of job.
 
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