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Tell that to the Downs who try to gouge your eyes out.
And yeah, autistics can be assholes. Almost like any human can be. Water is wet, Musty is ableist.
Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray - Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.
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And yeah, autistics can be assholes. Almost like any human can be. Water is wet, Musty is ableist.
Pretty sure a church, that gets funding to run programs to deal with the lowest strung out dregs of the jail system, would be the only type of church Musty could rise to the high position of power point forward button pusher. No church with a real congregation of tithe paying upstanding citizens would tolerate Misty, not even in the pews.
It takes a church full of convicted felon drug addicts at their literal rock bottom in life for Musty a severely abusive, mentally ill woman who permanently lost custody of all her children, to feel like she’s found her people.
Can you imagine how much Musty brown noses that poor man bun wearing preacher? Her career as slide show button pusher volunteer depends on his approval. Maybe she sits at home practicing clicking his “before and after” photos so that she’s ready for her big moment during the sermon.
Absolutely. I can't help but wonder how Misty ended up here, was it a voluntary thing or did family court force her to go? Remember her squawking about how few painkillers she took after her knee surgery? Sounds like someone realized just how much she liked the good shit.
Oh I think Misty got the knee surgery due to her constant pill seeking. When a sped like Misty comes with a blank check from Medicaid doctors end up doing all kinds of useless surgery when these idiots keep showing up asking for moar pills. Sure they will prescribe some Vicodin for a $15k knee surgery billing.
But I think it’s more likely Musty got pointed to the church by some caseworker. Misty likes to grandstand about Jesus but didn’t actually attend church. The case worker suggested the one church that is designed to tolerate absolutely anyone sitting in its pews as long as they aren’t actively violent or armed.
Misty has a fresh beef with Imaginary Heather: tanning! Imaginary Heather accused Misty of possessing and using a tanning bed (?) but it's all lies because Misty is just a Native Injun Princessu. And she rode a roller coaster, Imaginary Lamonte, so really she's just winning all over the place! And then she ate some food that reminds her of her dead mother. What a rich and full life she leads!
What the actual fuck is wrong with you crazy pants?
Misty, like you, Heather believed she had native American ancestors. However, an extensive genealogy search revealed that this isn't true. Sorry your family lied to you, but you're an old woman, not a child - you ought to be able to handle it.
Also, how the fuck does Misty think she looks tan? I've got eastern European relatives with way darker skin than anyone in Misty's family does.
Anyway, she's a massive awful smelling hambeast. Sympathies to anyone who had to be near her on a hot day at the fun fair.
What the actual fuck is wrong with you crazy pants?
Misty, like you, Heather believed she had native American ancestors. However, an extensive genealogy search revealed that this isn't true. Sorry your family lied to you, but you're an old woman, not a child - you ought to be able to handle it.
Also, how the fuck does Misty think she looks tan? I've got eastern European relatives with way darker skin than anyone in Misty's family does.
Anyway, she's a massive awful smelling hambeast. Sympathies to anyone who had to be near her on a hot day at the fun fair.
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Where does she come up with this shit? I do recall someone being surprised that her voice sounds "normal" and that they had imagined it sounding like an old smoker's, but how that got conflated into Heather lying about her smoking and drinking is pure insanity. I don't remember anyone mentioning tanning or skin tone at any point. She's almost as pale as the wall behind her so it's a moot point.
The stupid eyebrow action while she was fantasizing about stabbing someone with her hair stick was a nice cringe touch. It's good that the people she stalks are now aware that she can't even be trusted to hold a pencil without considering gauging someone's eyes out.
It's terrifying and quite frankly sad that she can't have a nice day at the fun fair without being consumed by revenge fantasies, constantly comparing herself to her sister, and even something as simple as riding a roller coaster has to be all about her ex husband. What a pathetic life.
The stupid eyebrow action while she was fantasizing about stabbing someone with her hair stick was a nice cringe touch. It's good that the people she stalks are now aware that she can't even be trusted to hold a pencil without considering gauging someone's eyes out.
It's terrifying and quite frankly sad that she can't have a nice day at the fun fair without being consumed by revenge fantasies, constantly comparing herself to her sister, and even something as simple as riding a roller coaster has to be all about her ex husband. What a pathetic life.
Oh for FUCK'S SAKE do I have to trot out the Misty Ray family tree again? Her ancestors never moved past the Wabash and the Osage lands are farther west than that.
And even if she claimed to be something other than Osage, there's no record of it. And even if there was a record MISTY WASN'T RAISED WITH TRIBAL TRADTIONS OR CULTURAL VALUES, SO IT'S ALL FUCKING MOOT.
You're not an Indian, Misty. Shut the fuck up about it already.
And even if she claimed to be something other than Osage, there's no record of it. And even if there was a record MISTY WASN'T RAISED WITH TRIBAL TRADTIONS OR CULTURAL VALUES, SO IT'S ALL FUCKING MOOT.
You're not an Indian, Misty. Shut the fuck up about it already.
Ah yes Misty. You had donuts from Bolin's and Ice Cream from Sycamore all in the same day. And knowing you to be the liar you are, something tells me you couldn't pass up your favorite Elephant Ears or Dippin' Dots at Indiana Beach as well!
That must all be doing so well with your Diabetes...
That must all be doing so well with your Diabetes...
Misty's had quite the exciting day! After stuffing her fat face at the fun park, she decided to get busy pretending people want to be in her life, then yelling at these shadowbodies as if that was meaningful. The paranoid schizoid mind is a bountiful place.
Heather is possessed by demons! Heather and I are the same person! The sad troll comment was smited from YouTube! Except it hasn't. Misty does know she has the power to delete comments from her own channel, right?
Next, she's learned that YouTube is strictly moderating their Reels, leaving her precious comment areas deleted. Did I say YouTube? I meant Heather. Heather owns YouTube.
Next up - not even Misty can deny that Chris looks retarded! But, uh, that's ok. Because he's so smart, he- he- uh, retired from the military!
No, he didn't, Misty. He lasted longer than you did, but eventually they declined to pick him up for another term. It's been around 12 years since he served, and in all that time, he's been too stupid to realize his dream of working in package shipping. Civilians get jobs at UPS, USPS, DHL, FedEx, etc every damn day. And I'm sure each one has turned him down for lack of general aptitude. Which is why the only job he's been able to hold is as a janitor.
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And as I was taking my morning shit, what should appear but a new video!
And the description is just *chef kiss*. I love how she can't spell "narcissist", and how she has no idea at all what the word means. Try looking at your reflection in a creek, Misty.
As for the lean-to: only an idiot would go peacocking about believing that to be an accomplishment. It's beyond folly in any number of ways - no permits, illegal wiring, not level, not plumb, has holes everywhere, uses caulk in place of, ya' know, structure, and will only resulted in the rest of the home being completely permeable to weather and vermin, ugly as sin to boot - and in the end is only going to become home to more trash and hoard. Thank goodness her kids are gone for good; no one else deserves to be buried alive in Misty's Folly.
Heather is possessed by demons! Heather and I are the same person! The sad troll comment was smited from YouTube! Except it hasn't. Misty does know she has the power to delete comments from her own channel, right?
Next, she's learned that YouTube is strictly moderating their Reels, leaving her precious comment areas deleted. Did I say YouTube? I meant Heather. Heather owns YouTube.
Next up - not even Misty can deny that Chris looks retarded! But, uh, that's ok. Because he's so smart, he- he- uh, retired from the military!
No, he didn't, Misty. He lasted longer than you did, but eventually they declined to pick him up for another term. It's been around 12 years since he served, and in all that time, he's been too stupid to realize his dream of working in package shipping. Civilians get jobs at UPS, USPS, DHL, FedEx, etc every damn day. And I'm sure each one has turned him down for lack of general aptitude. Which is why the only job he's been able to hold is as a janitor.
Sock puppet theater
And as I was taking my morning shit, what should appear but a new video!
And the description is just *chef kiss*. I love how she can't spell "narcissist", and how she has no idea at all what the word means. Try looking at your reflection in a creek, Misty.
As for the lean-to: only an idiot would go peacocking about believing that to be an accomplishment. It's beyond folly in any number of ways - no permits, illegal wiring, not level, not plumb, has holes everywhere, uses caulk in place of, ya' know, structure, and will only resulted in the rest of the home being completely permeable to weather and vermin, ugly as sin to boot - and in the end is only going to become home to more trash and hoard. Thank goodness her kids are gone for good; no one else deserves to be buried alive in Misty's Folly.
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Man her house color is hideous, who would paint a house that color?Misty's had quite the exciting day! After stuffing her fat face at the fun park, she decided to get busy pretending people want to be in her life, then yelling at these shadowbodies as if that was meaningful. The paranoid schizoid mind is a bountiful place.
Heather is possessed by demons! Heather and I are the same person! The sad troll comment was smited from YouTube! Except it hasn't. Misty does know she has the power to delete comments from her own channel, right?
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Next, she's learned that YouTube is strictly moderating their Reels, leaving her precious comment areas deleted. Did I say YouTube? I meant Heather. Heather owns YouTube.
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Next up - not even Misty can deny that Chris looks retarded! But, uh, that's ok. Because he's so smart, he- he- uh, retired from the military!
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No, he didn't, Misty. He lasted longer than you did, but eventually they declined to pick him up for another term. It's been around 12 years since he served, and in all that time, he's been too stupid to realize his dream of working in package shipping. Civilians get jobs at UPS, USPS, DHL, FedEx, etc every damn day. And I'm sure each one has turned him down for lack of general aptitude. Which is why the only job he's been able to hold is as a janitor.
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And as I was taking my morning shit, what should appear but a new video!
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And the description is just *chef kiss*. I love how she can't spell "narcissist", and how she has no idea at all what the word means. Try looking at your reflection in a creek, Misty.
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As for the lean-to: only an idiot would go peacocking about believing that to be an accomplishment. It's beyond folly in any number of ways - no permits, illegal wiring, not level, not plumb, has holes everywhere, uses caulk in place of, ya' know, structure, and will only resulted in the rest of the home being completely permeable to weather and vermin, ugly as sin to boot - and in the end is only going to become home to more trash and hoard. Thank goodness her kids are gone for good; no one else deserves to be buried alive in Misty's Folly.
Safety Yellow was probably on sale at the local hardware store.
And if she chose it herself, full price? Egads. Then my guess is that she's somewhat color blind and can't tell that electric egg yolk yellow is eye searing. And that it clashes with the previous pastel avocado green color that other parts of the house are painted.
Or maybe she's just a tacky bish.
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Heather's not even the one who's been making fun of Misty's shit book. I have and I stand by everything I've said about it. Only a retard would be proud of writing that garbage and bragging about it 30-40 years after the fact. Most people were writing better stories than that in elementary school.
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From the decor inside the home, and how she dresses my guess is tacky
If she were smarter, she would be quite dangerous. It's lucky for Misty's former family and children that her stupidity and narcissism trump her lack of empathy and paranoia, and her general laziness.
That's not to say that Misty isn't capable of causing great harm with zero qualms about it. But it's unlikely to happen because she doesn't want to look bad in front of the community (ironic considering that she's proud of her hoard, doesn't mind people seeing the squalor she lives in, and freely tells people how she harmed her kids and her ex - but that's hubris for you).
There is literally nothing for anyone to be jealous about.
Owning a shit shack that is falling in on itself, being poor, being ugly and obese, writing horrible fanfiction of thunder cats, divorced and losing custody of your kids because you are a chomo neglectful parent and skitzophrenic delusions are things normal people actively avoid, Misty.
Owning a shit shack that is falling in on itself, being poor, being ugly and obese, writing horrible fanfiction of thunder cats, divorced and losing custody of your kids because you are a chomo neglectful parent and skitzophrenic delusions are things normal people actively avoid, Misty.
Right? Absolutely nothing to be jealous of, and who would be jealous of dry ass sun damaged old lady skin? Tan or not, that skin is not holding up.
Worst of all, she proved that she can actually purge and un-hoard a room - years after her parental rights were terminated. Misty couldn't clean to prove she wanted her kids back, but she could do it for herself once APS entered the picture. She could do it for her, because she loves herself more than she's ever loved anyone else. And that says all anyone needs to know about Misty as a mother.
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