She's as shit at being a pet owner as she was at being a mom.
Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray - Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.
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Featured on Jun 21, 2021 at 4:54 AM:
Misty Ray Henry epicly owns Kiwi Farms haters by showing she's not bedbound by going into her attic and falling through a hole in the floor and becoming bedbound.
You guys, it finally happened. Misty was up in the attic playing with her ceiling trash, and her fat ass fell straight through!
She heard a noise and decided to "investigate" - aka she was worried the rats were eating her prized collection of garbage.
Misty, we predicted this for years.
B-b-but it's not her fault, you guys. It's Lamonte and DCFS and the previous owners faults that she dragged piles and piles of hoard up to her attic, never did any home maintenance, and then decided to spend a happy afternoon shifting her kipple about and stepped off the supports straight through her rotting ceiling.
Stop laughing at her!
Edit: is she high on pills or something? How is one proud of being this retarded? We ignore her for a few days and she starts destroying her own home like a puppy left home alone.
Misty, you just gave APS the perfect reason to consider you in need of a payee and social worker. Your environment is unsafe and causing you injuries, and you cannot make appropriate decisions for yourself. I hate to say I told you so... but here we are.
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Holy shit! This is hilarious.
Tsk, tsk tsk, this is what happens when you hoard literal piles of garbage in your shit-attic, Musty.
Bet the rats and roaches had a good laugh.
ETA: Making up imaginary pals again. Laughing it up over imaginary things. Musty spend a few(much needed)days on the psych ward?
Tsk, tsk tsk, this is what happens when you hoard literal piles of garbage in your shit-attic, Musty.
Bet the rats and roaches had a good laugh.
ETA: Making up imaginary pals again. Laughing it up over imaginary things. Musty spend a few(much needed)days on the psych ward?
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1. Her feet are ugly AF.
2. How old is she again? 45? She looks like she's in her 60s.
2. How old is she again? 45? She looks like she's in her 60s.
Yep, she's only 45, turning 46 in a week or so.
The age hammer beat her like she owed it money starting around the time she turned 38. Before that she just looked like any other fat midwest Walmart mom of 3. And then in a eyeblink, she was a gray bird nest haired, broken facial capillaried, wizened lunatic whom all the neighborhood children tell each other is a witch.
I still can't believe she threw herself through her living room ceiling. Did Chris tell her to get lost or something?
BTW she attended a DAV event the other day; Chris works at DAV as a janitor.
She was big mad when we didn't notice.
Misty, self harm for attention is proof of your histrionic personality disorder. You're making an excellent case for another stint in the loony bin.
She knocked her head in the same area that her "stroke" occurred in, possibly contributing factor because it caused weakness? I'm not going to do it. I'm just not going to do it. Goddamn it yes I am. Strokes are caused by clots or ruptures in blood vessels feeding the brain, not faults with the brain, you fucking idiot. This is not to say that your brain isn't faulty. Go play with your shit in your attic some more.
Oh this is just fucking perfect. Misty hears a rat in the attic chewing on the hoard, goes up to investigate and her clumsy fat ass falls through the ceiling. The best part is that the fucking fan blade chopped her ankle as it was sticking out through the ceiling.
Also yeah, she's high as fuck right now, got them pain pills from the ER, it's official medicine given by a real doctor guys so it doesn't count against her sobriety! I'm sure everyone at the clean living facility/rehabbers church will totally understand that she needs the pain meds. Better watch out Misty, you know how addicts are and you let them all know where you live when you had them working on your house.
Also yeah, she's high as fuck right now, got them pain pills from the ER, it's official medicine given by a real doctor guys so it doesn't count against her sobriety! I'm sure everyone at the clean living facility/rehabbers church will totally understand that she needs the pain meds. Better watch out Misty, you know how addicts are and you let them all know where you live when you had them working on your house.
The really funny thing is that if she had accused Lamonte of frequently strangling her during their marriage, she could have had an actual argument for decades old domestic violence contributing to a stroke. Only a small contribution but it's there. Now she'll probably "recover" memories of him doing just that.
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God, it’s such a shame there was no camera capturing Misty crashing through her ceiling and getting Bruce Lee’d by her ceiling fan on the way down.
Do we think she laid there howling and had EMT’s come climbing through the hoard to get her or did she drag her fat ass down to the front door? I’m thinking Musty didn’t patch up the ceiling hole herself with that big piece of particleboard so some poor sods had to enter the hoard.
Also, lol at CPS labeling her sedentary, they know the score.
Do we think she laid there howling and had EMT’s come climbing through the hoard to get her or did she drag her fat ass down to the front door? I’m thinking Musty didn’t patch up the ceiling hole herself with that big piece of particleboard so some poor sods had to enter the hoard.
Also, lol at CPS labeling her sedentary, they know the score.
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Kiwi Farms ceiling cat terrorist strikes again.
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Ugh, garbage hoarders are the absolute worst shit tier of all hoarders. It's not shit you plan to sell, it's not old toys or art supplies etc, it's not even a thrift store hoard a la Barb. It's fucking garbage! Wtf? Shit like old pizza boxes, empty milk cartons, 2 year old newspapers containing nothing of value... all has zero value that most people pay money to have removed from their houses weekly.
I really hope she's gonna be okay. Besides obviously not wanting her to die, we can't really get new chuckles from her if she's, y'know, dead.
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I thought she had actually recorded herself falling through the floor. I'm disappointed.
This was hands down the funniest featured link I have read so far. My sides are in orbit
You guys, it finally happened. Misty was up in the attic playing with her ceiling trash, and her fat ass fell straight through!
She heard a noise and decided to "investigate" - aka she was worried the rats were eating her prized collection of garbage.
Misty, we predicted this for years.
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B-b-but it's not her fault, you guys. It's Lamonte and DCFS and the previous owners faults that she dragged piles and piles of hoard up to her attic, never did any home maintenance, and then decided to spend a happy afternoon shifting her kipple about and stepped off the supports straight through her rotting ceiling.
Stop laughing at her!
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Edit: is she high on pills or something? How is one proud of being this retarded? We ignore her for a few days and she starts destroying her own home like a puppy left home alone.
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Misty, you just gave APS the perfect reason to consider you in need of a payee and social worker. Your environment is unsafe and causing you injuries, and you cannot make appropriate decisions for yourself. I hate to say I told you so... but here we are.
This is straight out of a cartoon
You guys, it finally happened. Misty was up in the attic playing with her ceiling trash, and her fat ass fell straight through!
She heard a noise and decided to "investigate" - aka she was worried the rats were eating her prized collection of garbage.
Misty, we predicted this for years.
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B-b-but it's not her fault, you guys. It's Lamonte and DCFS and the previous owners faults that she dragged piles and piles of hoard up to her attic, never did any home maintenance, and then decided to spend a happy afternoon shifting her kipple about and stepped off the supports straight through her rotting ceiling.
Stop laughing at her!
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Edit: is she high on pills or something? How is one proud of being this retarded? We ignore her for a few days and she starts destroying her own home like a puppy left home alone.
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Misty, you just gave APS the perfect reason to consider you in need of a payee and social worker. Your environment is unsafe and causing you injuries, and you cannot make appropriate decisions for yourself. I hate to say I told you so... but here we are.
That wouldn't work, Misty has less than no money.
Not everyone has a finished attic, Musty. Maybe the previous owner's didn't want to finish the attic because they weren't going to store a fuck ton of shit in it. If none of the homes in your neighborhood have finished attics, maybe they weren't meant to function as a storage space....at least not on the scale Musty uses it. Maybe it's designed to store a Christmas tree and a box or two of decorations during the non-holiday season, but not an entire apartment's worth of crap. The blame game is strong, I see.
So does this mean DCS will be keeping a closer eye on her? Will they have someone come do an inspection? Is there a possibility they could give her a deadline to come into compliance?
So does this mean DCS will be keeping a closer eye on her? Will they have someone come do an inspection? Is there a possibility they could give her a deadline to come into compliance?
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