Trainwreck Misty Ray Henry / Because ICAN / Emma Kpop / Misty Ray - Center of the Hillbilly Hydra, Spinning a Web of Lies with 100s of Sock Accounts. CPS took her Kids.
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Misty is experiencing mini nods in that video, that's what the pauses are from, she's high on Norco.
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The best part is that she's such a massive attention whore that she is definitely reading all of it.Agreed. Not only that but the comments here are a consistent conga-line of pwnage, one funny-ass clowning after another. I've been laughing so hard I'm gonna sleep like a baby now with the massive dopamine release.
Misty regales us with the litany of injuries she gave herself during her Darwin Award attempt. Unfortunately for her, she's just as much a failure at offing herself as she is at everything else.
As for us, we can crown Misty with the quarterly JULAAAY for so epically pwning us by falling through her own ceiling. Let's give it up! And better luck next time on that Darwin, Misty!
The last 5 minutes of the video are Misty just fatting in her chair, breathing heavily, while the cats get attracted to her beetus toes. You can see the animals jump when she calls their names.
As for us, we can crown Misty with the quarterly JULAAAY for so epically pwning us by falling through her own ceiling. Let's give it up! And better luck next time on that Darwin, Misty!
The last 5 minutes of the video are Misty just fatting in her chair, breathing heavily, while the cats get attracted to her beetus toes. You can see the animals jump when she calls their names.
Okay, a few things. The phrases she uses in the video are not in the thread save for a mention of the 7 deadly sins. Most of the way through the video she remembers that the report- not the farms, the report- called her sedentary and switches to that.
She mistakes this post as being by heather because everyone is heather because Misty has never not been at war with Eurheather. So screenshot it away, it still ain't heather.
Also that house is not 170 years old. It's listed as being built in 1900.
Also sedentary people do actually injure themselves trying to do physical stuff a lot. Comes with being largely sedentary.
And Misty, stop deflecting, yes, many attics do not have finished floors. Those attics are not used to store things in. Yours was being used for that even though it shouldn't have been.
I can see the gaps in that lean to of a porch even at low resolution.
Some of the data on when a house was built uses an estimate of 1900 when the homes are actually a bit older. My parents home was built in 1868 and it's listed on Zillow as 1900. The house two doors down was built at the same time by the same builder and was listed properly as 1868. Just putting it out there because even though Misty lies a lot, sometimes the internet is wrong.
That's interesting, because I pulled up an address on zillow I used to live at and got built data before 1900:
So it seems like it depends on local property records, and whether they're digital.
Unless the county assessor's office is wrong, it is definitely 1900.
Edit: And if you go the main GIS page and search for her address, then you get a map of her neighborhood and you can see what all the other houses around her are worth and who owns them. Very fascinating!
Edit: And if you go the main GIS page and search for her address, then you get a map of her neighborhood and you can see what all the other houses around her are worth and who owns them. Very fascinating!
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Yep. They are either dealership-clean low-mileage cars with old owners or 150k plus oil burning beaters filled with shit to the roof.
If said econofodder is powered by a Buick 3800 engine, change that 1 to a 3.
Absolutely. I had a Pontiac and a Buick with the 3.8
Misty's buddy Cheyenne left a comment on her Indolent Sloth video bragging about helping her mommy clean the red mold and dead mice living behind her wall.
Just imagine what's lurking behind Misty's walls. The rats in the attic we already know about, but her walls are probably crawling with all sorts of vermin.
Just imagine what's lurking behind Misty's walls. The rats in the attic we already know about, but her walls are probably crawling with all sorts of vermin.
Yeah, Cammy's ex showing up is a real blast from the past. Misty is also accusing @bitchcraft of being her kids' social worker.
Oh, Misty. You wish Ashley Evens spent a single thought on you once she clocks out for the day.
And also Heather was plotting to get hold of Misty's shit shack in a tax sale, and no one on this site has ever owned a house. Hate to break it to you Misty, but most of us are adults with careers, homes, kids and spouses around the Beauty Parlour. That's what makes us laugh so much about your mega-loser lifestyle. You are our trash television.
Of course it's Lamonte's fault. Of course it is. Funny how it's supposedly his junk up there, if he was really pawning everything not nailed down I'd think he'd have hawked anything he thought Misty wouldn't miss. If her attic floor is in fact unfinished and it wasn't just a case of the holey roof letting in rain to rot the floor, and she did indeed know it was unfinished, then she's just a retard for crawling around in there or even using it for heavy storage in the first place. But yes, Heather is so jealous. She may not be a homeowner, but I'd be willing to bet wherever she's staying has both a ceiling and roof.
Geez, Musty's REALLY pissed she can't bad touch her ex-son Richard anymore.
ETA: HAHAHA. Idiot's looking for new things to fall through.
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B-but I thought all of Misty's neighbors adored her and would do absolutely anything for her! Are you now telling us you're a complete pariah even in the ghetto? Why, I just can't believe it.
Misty, despite being a homeowner for the past twenty years, you remain utterly ignorant of property law. If the tree overhangs your property, YOU are responsible for trimming it back from the lines above your house. But you cannot damage your neighbors tree, so it would be best to call an arborist to ensure you take the appropriate amount off.
But nah, Misty's just gon a show him by falling her fat ass off a roof. Show him, Misty!
Misty, despite being a homeowner for the past twenty years, you remain utterly ignorant of property law. If the tree overhangs your property, YOU are responsible for trimming it back from the lines above your house. But you cannot damage your neighbors tree, so it would be best to call an arborist to ensure you take the appropriate amount off.
But nah, Misty's just gon a show him by falling her fat ass off a roof. Show him, Misty!
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