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Yeah, thanks... I'd still rather watch Blade Runner 2049 - again. Mostly so I can better understand and truly appreciate it for what it does right, thank you very much.

Lol

Someone claimed the film had a budget of 8 million dollars instead of 65. If true, the film could be considered a marginal success despite being such a laughable box office flop.

Honestly, I'd just enjoy the butthurt that their precious pony film isn't grossing anything near something kids actually love... Like Minions (LOL).
 

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I have a hard time thinking the MLP movie is 'visually breathtaking' unless you are the type to want to fuck the fake ponies.
The characters have shading on them when they're just flat colors on the show and that's SO BREATHTAKING

The shading made all the characters look like those plastic decals you see on kids backpacks. Not sure why they thought that was a necessary visual "improvement".

complaining about advertising ryan gosling when he just dies anyway when he's the main character and dies in the very last scene of the movie. some people might not have even understood that he dies at the end
 

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand My Little Pony. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of friendship and socializing skills, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Twilight’s insightful outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike My Little Pony truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Fluttershy’s impactful catchphrase "yay," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lauren Faust's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. XD

And yes by the way, I DO have a Pinkie Pie tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only. And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin’ personal kid. 8)
 
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand My Little Pony. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of friendship and socializing skills, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Twilight’s insightful outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike My Little Pony truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Fluttershy’s impactful catchphrase "yay," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Lauren Faust's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. XD

And yes by the way, I DO have a Pinkie Pie tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only. And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin’ personal kid. 8)
well i guess i gotta enroll in Harvard to understand the cinematic masterpiece that is My Little Pony The Movie
 

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also why are exceptional individuals saying the animtion in this ovie is great, like bitch this looks like, slightly better than the actual show, and thats like saying someone on life support is better than a dead person
Because CGI = bigger budget and better quality apparently. These guys do not know jack about animation.

Seriously, I'd argue the '86 movie has better animation in it, and that was both rushed and outsourced to Korea.
 

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Fight over seat at ‘My Little Pony: The Movie’ leads to disorderly conduct citations for Lancaster women

LANCASTER — Two Lancaster residents are facing disorderly conduct charges after fighting over a seat in a movie theater Saturday night, according to Manheim Township Police.

Marjorie Garcia, 32, and Gina Acevedo, 33, got into a physical altercation at the 7:35 p.m. showing of “My Little Pony: The Movie” at Regal Cinema on the 1200 block of Millersville Pike, police say.

Both were issued citations.
 

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What's really sad is that this will probably make more money than blade runner 2049
If this were to make more money than Blade Runner 2049 because of bronies, you'd be leaving out the fact that not every single brony is going to the movie theater. Some are gonna pirate for whatever reason, others may not even be allowed after the first batch of horsefuckers coming in because said first batch showed the theater staff that having manchildren in MLP would cause problems like disrupting the movie with noise or giving parents some creeped out vibes.
 
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