With that line of thinking, he ends up being like many other bronies who think it's deep stuff. For a kid, sure if they never knew some concepts of friendship or being nice but for an adult, it's about as complex as blinking an eye and spitting.
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Blindrainbow
kiwifarms.net
What the hell, just cause his parents were bad doesn't mean everyone else is.
(Apologies if it sounds like I am insulting you...But...) Are you blind - He's doing it ALL THE MOTHER-FUCKING TIME.
Blindrainbow
kiwifarms.net
Really, they think that pony episodes are animations you have to see before you die? Really, this is just sad, very sad.
Let's try getting back on topic here, guys.
Enter starts by stating that romance stories don’t interest him, so this episode was at a disadvantage from the get-go. Well, at least he’s being honest, but that still doesn’t help anything.
To summarize:
Simple Ways is about Rarity wanting to impress Trenderhoof, a reviewer stallion who will write a review about her set up for this Festival of Whatever. Unfortunately, the reviewer has his interests set on Applejack. To win Trenderhoof’s heart, Rarity tries to become a simple farm pony like Applejack.
Enter’s Verdict:
As I mentioned, Enter doesn’t really care for love stories. Why he’s always reviewing them is beyond me. Enter remarks that the writer of this episode -Josh Haber- has a tendency to make all his episodes by the books; meaning they’re very predictable and don’t try new things.
(Insert Growing Around joke here)
Hell, he even says this episode is like a roller coaster whose track is nothing but a circle.
(Insert Growing Around joke here)
He says you have to add something new to a story to truly make it yours.
(Insert Growing Around joke here)
Enter states Rarity should be able to get over her feelings to focus again on setting up for the festival, but enter once again doesn’t understand how romance works. Err; infatuation would be a better term for this.
All in all, Enter thinks this episode is nothing special.
TL; DR: (insert Growing Around joke here)
Enter starts by stating that romance stories don’t interest him, so this episode was at a disadvantage from the get-go. Well, at least he’s being honest, but that still doesn’t help anything.
To summarize:
Simple Ways is about Rarity wanting to impress Trenderhoof, a reviewer stallion who will write a review about her set up for this Festival of Whatever. Unfortunately, the reviewer has his interests set on Applejack. To win Trenderhoof’s heart, Rarity tries to become a simple farm pony like Applejack.
Enter’s Verdict:
As I mentioned, Enter doesn’t really care for love stories. Why he’s always reviewing them is beyond me. Enter remarks that the writer of this episode -Josh Haber- has a tendency to make all his episodes by the books; meaning they’re very predictable and don’t try new things.
(Insert Growing Around joke here)
Hell, he even says this episode is like a roller coaster whose track is nothing but a circle.
(Insert Growing Around joke here)
He says you have to add something new to a story to truly make it yours.
(Insert Growing Around joke here)
Enter states Rarity should be able to get over her feelings to focus again on setting up for the festival, but enter once again doesn’t understand how romance works. Err; infatuation would be a better term for this.
All in all, Enter thinks this episode is nothing special.
TL; DR: (insert Growing Around joke here)
Why yes. Yes it is.
Blindrainbow
kiwifarms.net
So again he no understand the love therefore it bad in everything, and "this person writes bad not like me, I write real good."
Or this to sum up enter on romance.
i'm just saying we should be laughing that this guy is even watching them and analyzing them not counter analyzing them
I describe each episode so that no one else has to sit through Enter's review to understand what the fuck's going on.
But if no one really cares then I can't argue about that.
Blindrainbow
kiwifarms.net
Well we are here to talk about enter's reviews, after all it is a topic for enter reviews not a topic for making fun of bronies as a whole we already got that thread, we got number of those already.
This is one of them.
I still like these reviews of his videos though even the MLP ones. It saves me a lot of time from having to watch the bullshit again and Swiggity Swooty's done a great service there.
teehee he's a brony lol what a faggot
There. Now go shitpost somewhere else.
Getting back on topic:
Not a full summary, but here it seems like Enter's rating system gets even more retarded. All throhout the review, he takes a bunch of pointos off all because Pink pony does something he thinks is stupid. I' m surprised he's not making a whole video about this seeing as she almost made his waifu cry.
Guys, please, don't get angry at the oldfags. If we got them to stick around it'd be a great service to this subforum 
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In any case, yes, the fact that he's a brony at all is pretty autistic on itself. What we're doing here is analyzing his autism.
.In any case, yes, the fact that he's a brony at all is pretty autistic on itself. What we're doing here is analyzing his autism.
You can't truly know a cow until you observe it's mannerisms. Become one with the autism. Embrace the sperg.
As awful as that sounds.
Here's his Equestria Girl review:
Complete with obviously traced title card!
Complete with obviously traced title card!
Now, Now. That's a horrible thing to say - horribly, awesomely true, the deeper I think about it - for 3 - 5 seconds... So... Back on track.
Yeah, saying nice things about this movie is a goddamn mistake - And Entard should know that... But, again...
Yep - ponyfag with no idea that the elementary & middle school kids eat this shit up for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (not all, but just enough that it brings in the dough...). Truth, whether we like it or not.
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You have to wonder why he goes through the effort of making these when they always come out looking worse than the original.
