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Kiwi Farms
Most of you probably know of the relatively popular Tumblr blog "genderoftheday." For those who don't, it's a blog where people submit random shit as genders. Memes, weird or funny images, fuck ups of those "gender: male/female" ...things, you get the idea. The point of GoTD is to make jokes and generally be silly and stupid.
Now take GoTD, strip away the farcical nature, and make it dead serious.
What you'd end up with is something that is still more tolerable than mogai-archive.
mogai*-archive is a notorious Tumblog for people who just aren't satisfied with everyday sexual orientations, genders, and pronouns. Do you think fucking robots makes you marginalized and oppressed? Do you think personality traits, interests, hobbies, completely random objects, and gender identity are all the same thing? Do you want to make referring to yourself in the third person linguistically impossible? Are you otherkin and want to piggyback off of trans people to make yourself look legit?
Then mogai-archive is the place for you!
To date, the site has amassed over 100 sexual orientations and roughly 400genders. There's also a long list of pronouns based on things like animals, plants, baked goods, musical instruments, the periodic table, trigonometric functions, Pokemon, and the weather.
Some choice samples of MA's schtick:
i don't think they realize this term would actually mean "romantic attraction to people you consider family members" oops
MA also gives dumb advice to dumb people asking dumb questions.
The best thing about mogai-archive is that it is not the product of one person. It's not even the product of a small group of people. It's the product of hundreds of Tumblrites, each one adding their own layer of stupidity to form one giant, headache inducing, cringe worthy, and unintentionally hilarious bullshit cake.
Grab a slice and enjoy, everybody.
*For those confused about the name, "MOGAI" was Tumblr's attempt to remake "LGBTQ." Apparently it's supposed to stand for "Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignments, and Intersex."