Are Nick Bate or Sailormoonred1 bosses as well.?
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We need to discuss this. Like, who would the player characters be? I'm going to say they should be based on some of CWCs concepts of people, given that's he's king of the autists. Like, there's Clyde the Jerk, Nait the Homo, Jeff the Jerkief, and Meg the Cute Girl.
Hey, what should the extra-special autistics be? How about Wizards as stand ins for Witches. Boomers would be general obese neck beards. Hey, and LoveShies could be hunters, stalking you from afar before leaping to deliver death via face rape.
Bob, Bluespike and Liquid and Mary would make great unlockables.
You know what would be interesting? Putting in RPG elements ala Borderlands 2. So, it's be Left 4 Dead mixed with RPG wrapped in autism.
I can picture a Final Fight style game. Enemy characters would have names like Thin Brony, Fat Brony , Loveshys. Fox-F ( furry) Tiger-F- Skunk-d Pokemaniac, Pokesexual, Weaboos ( come after you with katanas, nunchucks.) Beware of pokemaniacs A-Loggers throwing razor-sharp Metapod and Magicarp cards at you! Enemies with Deagles will assail you too. Of course, getting hit by anything too much will result in a lost life. Fight your way through eight rounds with many alternate paths and alternate endings. Bosses will include Sailormoonred1, a fire breathing fat guy in a dragon suit, (Possibly JustinRPG) The Pikachu furry boss someone before me mentiuoned ( likely with a stungun or other electrical weapon) Pixyteri, Jace, Nick Bate, (who will cause your health bar to drop simply by standing near him.) a transformer/gundam boss, An artist whose shitty pictures come to life to assault you.... among others depending on the route you take. All leading up to the the mastermind.... Chris himself. The stakes? He' and his crew are likely holding many boyfriend free girls hostage or something, in his penthouse of horrors. Or Moleman.
Levels will include all sorts of places. such as the street, Airport ( which includes a plane full of convention goers and Chris's gnag. ) a beach, Golden Corral, a mall, Convention center, and others.
Levels will include all sorts of places. such as the street, Airport ( which includes a plane full of convention goers and Chris's gnag. ) a beach, Golden Corral, a mall, Convention center, and others.
That was detailed and well thought out. I'm impressed. Personally, I'd prefer the Left 4 Dead mod idea, but that's just my preferences.
Oh, how about Jace dual wielding gold spray painted airsoft guns while spouting random military terms as an attack? "Fuck you, you're gay and unrealistic, delta whiskey tango calling in the airstrike biatchs!"
Or Pixy attacking by trying to sit on you.
Airsoft guns of course.
Of course, but being a videogame, the airsoft bullets will still cause damage. It'd be awesome as a beat-em-up game. Who knows... One of the alternate levels might involve a trip to Nintendo HQ
Playing through the SJW DLC with a pony player character, it really gave me a sort of nightmare in difficulty. The SJW's in the DLC literally tried to use him as a mouthpiece which undoubtedly attracted rabid bronies. Going through a horde, I must say, the DLC has some good surprises. Of course, playing the privileged cis-male was hard enough and don't get me started on that SJW boss that tried to brain my character with a bat.
Considering Borderlands, perhaps include references of these groups such as "Die CIS-Scum". As for enemies, have bronies be like the Goliath's, shooting their pony makes them mad. Make katana wielding weeaboo's be psycho's and have the bandits be composed of furries and SJW's. As for bosses, one boss could be a crazed brony with a pony fur suit, equipped with some brony weapon. Another boss would be an SJW with headmates, privilege badges, and a bat.
Heh, that's pretty funny.
I need to explain what I was envisioning in more detail. Basically, a mod of Left 4 Dead with the zombies replaced by furries, SJW, weeaboos, and other assorted autistics. But then to make it more interesting, add in Borderlands RPG elements of special abilities, leveling, and skills. Like, for example, the Jerkief survivor can use a tazer to temporarily paralyse an enemy, which isn't much good for the regular autists but better suited for the Exeptional Individuals such (reskinned special infected) such as The Wizard (Same thing as a witch, only instead of clawing you to death they hug you and suffocate you with their body odor).
The length of time the autist is stunned depends on the length of time you keep your crosshairs over it while tazing it. While your crosshairs are on, say, a wizard, you'll keep shocking it for as long as your crosshairs keep on it. Also, if the autistics health is low enough it will die of cardiac arrest.
So then there would be perks you can get from leveling up. For example, The Jerkief would have a skill called "Crackdown", which is activated when he kills something and replaces his melee shove with a strike from a nightstick, increasing melee speed and damage. Further kills with the nightstick increase the boosts to speed and damage. So there'd be a ton of things like this, such as being able to use you tazer to revive downed players through the magic of electricity (Clear!), getting damage absorbing armor (Riot Gear), and having Crackdown levels increase assault rifle damage and accuracy (Assault and Battery).
So that's my vision for a joke game that will never exist.
Considering that along with the fact I played Postal 2, maybe one day (which can translate to as most likely never) have a Postal 2 mod. Replace civilians with furries, SJW's , weeaboo's, and other possible/ definite lol-cow/sperg groups such as bronies/anti-bronies. Replace The Postal Dude with whatever the main character would be (an Avatar that is a 4Chan anon, some freak MLP experiment, etc.). Protestors would be SJW's wielding bats, signs, and guns while yelling "OPPRESSION" and "INTERNALIZED HATRED". Rednecks would be replaced with bronies (especially if one mission ended up getting knocked out by them) who would want to turn the player into some pony waifu for some nebulous reason (It is a Postal 2, should it make sense?). Replace law enforcement with mods that range from people doing their jobs to overzealous users who show bias. Weapons would just be the same but maybe change some of them such as the baton into a big green pickle, donuts into mountain dew cans to distract enemies. The area the game takes place in would just be some place in the internet (technology advanced enough that somehow, we have virtual reality or something like that) that is one big forum. And the "I regret nothing" is changed to "An hero".
Either way works. Add SJW's to the list of enemies.... Wizards too. Would a Banhammer be a good weapon or not?
Yeah, it not only damages them, it also removes them from the arena for several seconds.
I wonder if you could make a Lolcow themed RPG, Call of ChrisChan.
Call of ChrisChan. Would that involve sanity and the possible loss of it as the player tries to go against various lol-cow individuals and groups such SJW's with their extremist views to a diaper wearing brony furry who makes one vomit with creepy anthro pony art involving soild diapers? Perhaps that could make a good horror styled game instead. Imagine being a helpless boyfriend free girl/pony/anthromorphic cartoon character/whatever who is trying to avoid a stalker, be it some creepy brony who wants to marry the player, an SJW who wants to "help" the player, or even a furry hoard that wants to "share" the player their OC. Try avoiding a horde while fighting back against an individual member but mostly running away and hiding from them.
Yes. So much this!
I wonder if we could actually play one of those old school RPG games on the forums. Like, make a thread, create your characters, and play a game. Having a lolcow themed one would just be icing on the cake.
If it's allowed, then the thread could be made. Really though, it might just be more of a scenario where one types what they do then post the result so their character could be overpowered successful or very badly failed. One example: Pony opens door to find creepy brony that wants to marry her. Pony fights back but fails and is dragged into the dark.
And that is why the Avan-Verse's Dongsquadron exists, to prevent this kind of tragic outbreak.
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