MOLEMAN9000'S KILL LIST -

[JEWS]

Let's compile a list of all the people that Moleman9000 has threatened to kill over the years!

For those who haven't been following, Moleman9000 is absolutely serious about murdering people if he were to meet them in person. Unless I'm mistaken, he hasn't acknowledged that his death threats are illegal in his state.

Unfortunately, I don't remember everything, and not having access to Moleman's journal makes this a little difficult, but hopefully, it will be worth the wait.

Off the top of my head:

1-7. Willow Giovanna, Willow's daughter, Enig, Whin, the Beekeeper/Zookeeper, Introman, and myself.
8. An anonymous dA user who was hospitalized because of one of Moleman's death threats.
9-? All of the proponents of SOPA.
?-?? The US Departments of Defense and Justice, but I don't remember why.

He's also demanded capital punishment for #888c as well as the members of my former dA group, so that's another forty or so people for the list. Odds are he'll demand the CWCki's heads at some point.

 

[The Dude]

Can I be on the Kill List? I hurt Gay Ben's feewings, so I should probably be put to death.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Holy poopoo. I woke up this morning to find that the rabbit hole on Moleman is much, much deeper than I could have anticipated.

Plus, we now have a Navaverse subforum.

Wow.

 

[José Mourinho]

A few moar missed:

* TTN, a Wikipedia user trying to uphold the notability policy.
* Hasbro staff responsible for sending a cease & desist letter to the staff working for Fighting Is Magic
* "Corporate pigs" responsible for taking down MegaUpload
* Some random users in KnowYourMeme

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

It must be a terrible thing to be filled with so much directionless anger.

 

[Venusaur]

Quoted from his DA journal:

3. I am slightly white supremacist despite not technically being white myself.

So...black people, spanish speaking people and other non-white minorities should be on Mr. Navarro's list, I guess.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I'm pretty safe, then. I'm about as white as you can get.

Except for the fact that I post here, and am therefore a TROLL and a CYBERBULLY.

 

[Pikonic]

* Hasbro staff responsible for sending a cease & desist letter to the staff working for Fighting Is Magic

So Hasbro wanting to cease Fighting is Magic is bad, but Gay Pin(head) Navarro wanting to cease the Avan-verse is good?

 

[The Zookeeper]

Been saving this one for awhile now.

 

[c-no]

A few moar missed:

* TTN, a Wikipedia user trying to uphold the notability policy.
* Hasbro staff responsible for sending a cease & desist letter to the staff working for Fighting Is Magic
* "Corporate pigs" responsible for taking down MegaUpload
* Some random users in KnowYourMeme

Moleman9000 confirmed for sperging brony. Aside from that, are any members of this forum (that isn't Willow, mods, or even you) on the list as well? I feel I might be on it.

Been saving this one for awhile now.

How classy of Moleman9000 to send a death threat. This sort of thing could get him in trouble with the law, right?

So Hasbro wanting to cease Fighting is Magic is bad, but Gay Pin(head) Navarro wanting to cease the Avan-verse is good?

It's bad unless it happens to him according to his own logic. On that same note, I wonder if he knows someone actually made the game. Wouldn't matter since he'd get angry at how hard it is.

 

[LM 697]

Murder is bad.

 

[JEWS]

 

[Trombonista]

Been saving this one for awhile now.

HI GABE-LOG

 

[The Dude]

So am I on the fucking Kill List, or not?

 

[c-no]

So am I on the fucking Kill List, or not?

If you pushed enough of Moleman9000's buttons, I'm sure you'd be on the list. I myself wonder if I might of made it.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I'm pretty sure I'm on there.

 

[wheat pasta]

Oh godbear PLEASE let me be on it!!

 

[TheWarp]

Has anyone considered that he may just have a DO-NOT-KILL list? It'd likely be shorter, and more perplexing as to who would be on it.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Murder is bad.

M'kay

 

[CatParty]

i'm starting to feel like this is the "if you like me" thread with everyone begging to be on gaben's kill list as some sort of affirmation.