MOLEMAN9000'S KILL LIST -

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
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i'm starting to feel like this is the "if you like me" thread with everyone begging to be on gaben's kill list as some sort of affirmation.
Well, I guess some of us want to be on Molay's kill list. Others just wonder if, in the mind of Moleman, we are on the list for simply disagreeing with him.
 

RetardBus

Isn't it lunch time?
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I've given him criticism before, so he must consider me yet another cyber bully, therefore he probably wants me dead too. I'm curious if there's anyone on this forum he'd spare if he had the power to commit the mass murder he fantasizes about. :lol:
 

JEWS

le clapping /cow/boy
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I'm not sure if we'll see him add to this list. After at least two years of death threats to "confirmed cyberbullies" and "troll associates," this happened:
No, you do not deserve to die. I was wrong to ever make death threats.
Before that, I've only seen him apologize to Introman for his death threats.
 

OtterParty

I shall crush your skull like a clam on my tummy
True & Honest Fan
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Try to picture him as an autist in a tank full of carnivorous fish. He can't single out one of the numerous piranha who chewed out little giblets of his ample flesh. Maybe he vaguely remembers a swarm of annoying little things with sharp teeth, but I suspect even that's beyond him.

He's more interested in the sharks. That's why he jumped into the fucking tank in the first place.

For those of us who don't speak vague analogy, it means shut the fuck up and quit crying for attention from a sperg because you're probably not on his list if you weren't part of the Avan-Verse team. At least you're not high enough to matter. Why the fuck do you even want that kind of attention from a sperg jesus christ
 

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
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Try to picture him as an autist in a tank full of carnivorous fish. He can't single out one of the numerous piranha who chewed out little giblets of his ample flesh. Maybe he vaguely remembers a swarm of annoying little things with sharp teeth, but I suspect even that's beyond him.

He's more interested in the sharks. That's why he jumped into the fucking tank in the first place.

For those of us who don't speak vague analogy, it means shut the fuck up and quit crying for attention from a sperg because you're probably not on his list if you weren't part of the Avan-Verse team. At least you're not high enough to matter. Why the fuck do you even want that kind of attention from a sperg jesus christ
I guess some people want attention from a sperg because.... I don't know, they just want to grind his gears? As you said, why would you want attention from a sperg? It would sound or even be ween if one did try to get Moleman9000's attention, right?
 

Da Pickle Monsta

Should Have Been Bullied
True & Honest Fan
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The hell is wrong with this guy? Whatever it is, you could probably write an 800+word paper on it.

The more I'm seeing of his drawings, the more I'm convinced you could fill an entire psychological journal about Moleman himself.

Moleman's art summed up:

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c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
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Maybe he should just keep a record of who he doesn't want to kill, because it sounds like he wants to kill 99.9 percent of the human population.
I'm sure he'd want many of those he percieves as trolls and cyberbullies to get their comeuppance. For everyone else, you would need to think what that percentage is. With that said, I do wonder how long it will take before he sees everyone on this website as a dang dirty troll due to not agreeing with him.
 

The Dude

Make a difference in life. Gas a furry.
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Hey, you remember that scene in Billy Madison where he calls up Steve Buschemi's character and apologizes for being a dick in high school? Then Steve scratches Billy's name of a kill list and then leans back and puts on lipstick? I imagine Gabe sitting at his computer, typing up his list of enemies and his manifesto for his inevitable spree shooting, full makeup and a wig to look more like his Mommy...maybe even wearing one of Mommy's thongs.
 

José Mourinho

The Special One
Global Moderator
True & Honest Fan
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Maybe he should just keep a record of who he doesn't want to kill, because it sounds like he wants to kill 99.9 percent of the human population.
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Speaking of Moleman posting about he's actually wrong of sending death threats, I wonder how long it would last though, as he did have anger problems and I doubt that he would control it, but only time will tell.
 

c-no

Gluttonous Bed Shitter
True & Honest Fan
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Speaking of Moleman posting about he's actually wrong of sending death threats, I wonder how long it would last though, as he did have anger problems and I doubt that he would control it, but only time will tell.
It might not last long enough if someone pressed all his buttons. He would then end up redacting those threats once he sends one to the guy that made him mad.
 

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