MOLEMAN9000'S KILL LIST -

[Zim]

Murder is bad.

Nah. It's only bad if you do it unprovoked. It's just like hunting out of season. All you have to do is yell "He's coming right for us!" before you kill them and you're off scott free!

 

[Arctic]

What's with Fast Eddie? Moleman worships TvTropes, though he probably got banned at some point

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

What's with Fast Eddie? Moleman worships TvTropes, though he probably got banned at some point

From what I understand he's a fairly controversial figure among TV Tropes' userbase. There's been some controversy around his handling of adult content, Google AdSense and a few other things. Nothing that anyone who doesn't use it regularly would notice. Also, considering Gabe's past, yeah he was probably banned at some point.

 

[Arctic]

From what I understand he's a fairly controversial figure among TV Tropes' userbase. There's been some controversy around his handling of adult content, Google AdSense and a few other things. Nothing that anyone who doesn't use it regularly would notice. Also, considering Gabe's past, yeah he was probably banned at some point.

I suppose Moleman didn't like how he cut most of the on the pedo pages XD

 

[José Mourinho]

What's with Fast Eddie? Moleman worships TvTropes, though he probably got banned at some point

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/moleman9000-general-thread.1357/page-58#post-206897
To summarise, Molay was permabanned from TV Tropes. He was blocked there several times for adding the YMMV parts on the Total Drama article several times before they got removed, later to do it again after being unblocked. He also whined about how TV Tropes focused on notability because it would turn into Wikipedia, one wiki he disliked because of the notability rule and the dang dirty staff didn't want to add YTP references.

The funniest thing is that some of the reasons why TV Tropes was being criticised because of the abundance of YMMV shit and the absence of notability, and these are the said reasons are what Moleman liked about TV Tropes. What happens when the staff decides to remove unnecessary YMMV shit and added rules about notability? Molay threw a bitch fit about it and thus causing drama, leading to his unsurprising ban. And thus began the war between Molay and Fast Eddie. The funniest thing is that the reasons why Molay is against TV Tropes are the exact opposite of what people usually disliked about it.

My brothers and sisters! The time has come at last to rise up against the tyrannical tyranny of Fast Eddie and his cronies at the once–great site of TV Tropes! Just last night, that bastard completely banned me from the site for nothing more than civilly notifying him that I would be opening a discussion about reforms I'd like to make to the site! I was having some great ideas for the site, and he didn't even let me state them. He thinks he fucking owns the site. In recent years and months, he has been changing the rules and content of the site relentlessly and continuously, making it increasingly less fun and claiming to have total control over the rules. He also is extremely aggressive and antagonistic towards anyone who tries to challenge him in any way. Basically, he acts like a dictator. This cannot be stood for any longer.

I also like to point out that he was a laughing stock there too.

Spoiler: Molay being made fun on TV Tropes

Anyway, stay classy as usual, Moleman, commenting on an ED stamp:
http://decepticonbarricade.deviantart.com/art/Encyclopedia-Dramatica-166899074
http://comments.deviantart.com/1/166899074/2913701544

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I should be on the kill list. I've been very bad! Puh-leese!

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Isn't Fast Eddie one of the co-founders?

 

[José Mourinho]

Isn't Fast Eddie one of the co-founders?

Yep. He's notorious for breaking his own rules for his website and trying to fight against negativity. Sounds familiar?

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Yep. He's notorious for breaking his own rules for his website and trying to fight against negativity. Sounds familiar?

Very much so, yes.

So, when Gabes decries FasEd for thinking "he fucking owns the site", he basically does, but Gabes should feels entitled to do whatever he wants on it. What a prince of a guy.

 

[Jaimas]

I'm actually kind of saddened that more of us aren't on that list.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Read that old journal entry of his on the main page. I had to laugh at how he thinks Fast Eddie is a trope. Also had a laugh at him wanting to kill Chris.

 

[Connor Bible]

He has a KILL LIST? Fuck me. And I thought I was a little shit.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He has a KILL LIST? Fuck me. And I thought I was a little shit.

A guy in my middle school had one as well, and I was near the top. Never took him seriously though. Also, don't compare yourself to this guy in any way. It doesn't look good.

 

[Hyperion]

kill lists are a sign of emotional maturity

 

[Shokew]

I just finished reading up a little on this guy - I can't... I just.... can't believe this kid.

It needs to be experienced by others, so I'll leave this here:
http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/journal/Rant-About-a-Book-We-re-Reading-in-School-323562016

I think it's a shame this guy has been banned from dA - he needs more people to laugh at him and how sad he acts in that example, IMHO...

 

[The Dude]

I just finished reading up a little on this guy - I can't... I just.... can't believe this kid.

It needs to be experienced by others, so I'll leave this here:
http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/journal/Rant-About-a-Book-We-re-Reading-in-School-323562016

I think it's a shame this guy has been banned from dA - he needs more people to laugh at him and how sad he acts in that example, IMHO...

So, for some piece of entertainment to be considered "good" by Gayben it has to have a happy ending? I guess he hates Empire Strikes Back. I actually really like downer endings.

 

[Shokew]

Some downer endings are necessary, WHETHER WE LIKE THEM OR NOT. I hope I don't have to explain why; I'm not the best at it and I'm sure I'll be repeating someone who did it better than I did. But I'll leave with this - downer endings happen because LIFE, IN GENERAL, is a BITCH!

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

There is NOTHING positive about it, and now I'm starting to repeat myself. The point is, an ending with absolutely NOTHING happy about it is no less naive than a perfect happy ending.

You see, I hear this type of thing from people who don't have very good control over their own emotions. Because the main character's plight turned out bad and it made them feel bad, they construe it as it having BEEN bad. It's very basic emotional equalizing, where "everything that feels good must be good because it made me feel good. 1984 made me feel bad; therefore, it's work is invalidated because it IS bad."

You see it with other lolcows, too. Like Chris: "homosexuals are bad because thinking about it makes me uncomfortable; therefore, homosexuals are evil. But dressing like a woman makes me feel good and seeing lesbian porn makes me happy, so those must be exceptions."

But of course Gabe had to take it one step further by physically destroying school property . . .

 

[Arctic]

You see, I hear this type of thing from people who don't have very good control over their own emotions. Because the main character's plight turned out bad and it made them feel bad, they construe it as it having BEEN bad. It's very basic emotional equalizing, where "everything that feels good must be good because it made me feel good. 1984 made me feel bad; therefore, it's work is invalidated because it IS bad."

You see it with other lolcows, too. Like Chris: "homosexuals are bad because thinking about it makes me uncomfortable; therefore, homosexuals are evil. But dressing like a woman makes me feel good and seeing lesbian porn makes me happy, so those must be exceptions."

But of course Gabe had to take it one step further by physically destroying school property . . .

Only Gaben tries to rationalize his impulses with all kinds of ridiculous reasoning. Like hating Justin Bieber is bad because of "Cultural Degeneracy" which is a term that hasn't really been used seriously since the 1800's.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I love that he used Halo: Reach as an example of a story better then 1984. And that he pulled an OPL by defacing a sign that gave him the Prickly-Wicklies.