Moleman's Epic Rap Battles -

Alan Pardew

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http://epicrapbattlesofhistory.wikia.com/wiki/User_blog:BennyCupster/Siegfried_Schtauffen_Vs._Arthas_Menethil_(Moleman's_Epic_Rap_Battles_22)

Moleman's 22nd rap battle is out. According to him, it's full five times the length of the average ERB.

Let me give you some interesting parts from it:

• Announcer: •
THRALL'S BALLS! IT'S APPEARING THAT, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,


WE'VE HAD AN MC QUIT AND BAIL AND UP AND LEAVE, AND THAT'S A FIRST!

SIEGGY'S SOUL IT SEEMS IS SAVED, BUT STILL HIS RAPPING CRED HE FORFEITS,

SO BY DEFAULT, VICTORY TODAY MUST GO INSTEAD TO–
• Siegfried Schtauffen, Champion of Soul Calibur: •

With a conscience clear as crystal, I inform you that I'm back;

Hilt of heavens in my hands, but hella–hard on the attack!

• Nightmare: •

RETURNED TO PUT YOUR INNER–DEVIL DOWN? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY;

MAN, I'll– *SLASH* –AARRUUURRBLURRBLAAHGH!

Ganon: DIE!
• Announcer: •
OOOH MAN, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE NOW, SIEGGY!


JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL HE WAKES IN SEVEN YEARS; IT WON'T BE PRETTY!


*Record scratch*

• Siegfried: •

Wait, wait, seven years?

All that buildup and he's just gonna sleep there for seven years before doing anything?!


• Announcer: •

WELL, YEAH, WHY NOT?


• Siegfried: •

Why not?! Give me one good reason why he would.


• Announcer: •

WELL, UUUUMM… CRAP. THIS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM…



……

………

…OKAY, OKAY, HOLD ON! I'VE FOUND SOMEONE WHO CAN FILL IN!


*Sirens*

CHALLENGER APPROACHING! A NEW FOE HAS APPEARED!

*Sirens*
 

Dr. Tremolo

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It's weird, I've seen his Jim Dale vs. Michael Rosen video before I even got to know who Moleman is, and even though the sentence mixing wasn't the best, I liked it. Probably because he uniquely used sentence mixing to mimic Dirty Potter audiobooks and Michael Rosen YTPs rather than rap himself. I still can't believe it was actually him.
 
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Alan Pardew

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Moleman's next rap battle is leaked, but not the full version.
 

Dr. Tremolo

Shah Jahans
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CatFace

Gay if it’s anime
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OT but holy crap I forgot how much I love &/or hate Judge Judy. Anyone else picture her when listening to 'Dr.' Laura?

Moleman made something decent? If I didn't blow out my eardrums I might have actually liked that. It's so close to being on beat. Take note that ERB makes it so the yelling of the title doesn't immediately make everyone rip their headphones off and need to restart the video set to a lower volume.

Oops, was that cyberbullying?
 
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