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Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus"Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016.

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    Momokun is a rather popular cow on lolcow.farm, with 8 threads and counting. There's a lot of drama around her. Initially, Mariah was considered a mere snowflake and got called a "Jessica Nigri wannabe", but things were deeper than suspected.

    Mariah turned out to be far more arrogant than anticipated, making many false claims about her level of skill and fame as a part of the cosplay and otaku subcultures. Her only known source of income is patreon, netting her around 4 to 6 thousand dollars a month, yet she still feels the need to ebeg her fanbase to get passes to show up at anime conventions. She is also notable for using these funds as a slush to take herself and some friends on vacation instead of putting it back into supplies to do her job.

    Nearly half of her twitter followers are fake.
    https://www.twitteraudit.com/mariahmallad
    http://archive.is/PCvay

    Here are, "the basics" according to the OP of the current thread on .farm
    The basics:
    >body positive, but photoshops her body and wears shapewear/corsets constantly
    >Proven through twitteraudit that she has bought at least 20k followers.
    >laughably bad at making cosplays – if she's told they're bad, she falls back on her Samus costume and makes excuses for why she couldn't wear the new cosplay
    >spends very little time and effort on each costume and then claims her money is "hard-earned"
    >claims she cosplays because she's passionate about the characters and the hobby, but is only in it for the money
    >does monthly "boudoir"/half-naked shoots to hide how shitty her costumes are
    >thinks she's hot shit; delusional about her level of fame
    >has to beg for money, con passes, etc. despite making over $6k per month on Patreon
    >known to spend chunks of her Patreon income on fancy vacations and treating her friends while simultaneously half-assing all her cosplays
    >pretends to have played/know about the series she cosplays from, despite evidence proving otherwise
    >loiters around at booths during cons, pretending to have been invited as a guest

    Can't take criticism websites very well, and is considered hypocritical even by people who like her


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    #1 Feline Darkmage, Dec 31, 2016
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  2. Me too.

    She should be great. I heard about her before and she is a great addition to this new board.
     
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  3. Not even 2 minutes into the video and she shows off crocodile tears. What an act.

    Has she said anything about Jessica Nigri, like having bad blood against her?
     
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  4. She actually shares J-Nig's posts every so often. I haven't looked into the matter very deeply but it seems more likely she's a total suck-up to Jessica.
     
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  5. Cosplay is against Islam. A woman not wearing a veil should either be a Dhimmi or dead by the stoning of her male elders.
     
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  6. She's doing the Pixyteri poopin' pose.
     
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  7. She looks like she wasn't actually asked for this photo but she just photobombed it. I know that that's not really the case, but it still looks funny to me.
     
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  8. I have connections to people in the cosplay scene that have come into contact with her. I'll see if I can get anything on her.
     
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  9. Isn't this the chick known as "Thicc Samus?" Didn't know she had lolcow tendencies but since it's cosplay, should I really be surprised?
     
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  10. Update on her facebook says she has a booth at a convention. Also that she's going to Hawaii for a Moana cosplay photoshoot. Why she can't go to any beach on California? She wants it to be authentic. Also Momo wants another vacation.
     
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  11. This thread was long overdue.

    Moreover, here's a self-righteous Facebook status that was posted a while back.

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    #11 AnotherForumUser, Jan 6, 2017
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  12. Almost $ 15,000 / month on Patreon? For what?
    I'm getting too old for this internet shit. I just don't get it anymore.
     
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  13. God, can she suck her own dick any harder?
     
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  14. If you find the need to go around talking about how you're a nice person chances are you are arent.
     
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  15. She apparently got really salty in one of her earliest threads on lolcow.farm.
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  16. Isn't that same spandex suit also falling apart because she keeps squeezing her bag of lard self because she refuses to make something herself?
     
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  17. Very humble.

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  18. ...Those sleeve feathers look like cut-up curtain tassels.
     
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  19. It's like an overstuffed packet of sausagemeat. The crap wig and dead-eyed expressions only add to the horror.
     
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