Cosplay Momokun / Momokun Cosplay / Mariah Mallad / M3rkat / Meeka / "Moomoo" / "Thicc Samus" - Body Positive Islamic Fake Nerd Girl Cosplayer, Convention Creep, Ass + Tiddy Groper

Tanner Glass

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Selling at $75 a pop, if she sells all 300 of thse Melony books, she will make $22,500.

Every single time I do math on her earnings it just really makes me want to drink myself to death. It's so hard to believe she is swindling these idiot cucks out of hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
She sin't going to make $75 per book, though - the books cost money to print, money to ship, and she's got to pay a photographer at a minimum.

Let's say they cost $30 to print (70+ pages of high grade color). She has to ship them out for (let's say) $10 a piece. There were likely multiple photo sessions at or around $100 each.

That would drive the book profit down to around $35 each, dropping the $22,500 number down to $10,500. Let's say the photography cost $1,500 - which moves it down to a much more manageable $9,000. Assuming she sells every single one.

It really depends on how much work and haggling she put into finding a quality printer for the books and how much she was able to drive costs down, but it was probably minimal effort like every thing else she does.
 

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I'm fascinated just how in gay hell is her body even shaped like that.

Is it just all the rounds of lipo over and over again alone that does it? Like yeah, she's a big girl, but it's clear she has a pretty dramatic swooping curve around her midsection/hips that is pretty distinctively "Moo." Any other woman her height and weight would be a round, spherical blob and far less of a booby, hippy hourglass.

I'm just curious if it's one hundred percent surgery or if maybe there's some luck and genetics or maybe shitty workouts in there too. She is sorta small immediately below her bustline, especially compared to the rest of her body. (and yeah, I'm taking photpshop and filters into account too, I'm only talking moomoo proportions)
Great chance she had the brazillian butt lift procedure which can comically make a fatty like Mariah look distended sideways like the traditional fun house mirror effect. (Wait claiming she hasn't had one yet later in thread or getting YET another one? I'm going for the latter since I doubt she'd admit to the first one if it left her looking that gross.)

Who the fuck buys printed porn in this day and age? Beta cuck simps yeah I know......
Alison Rapp's wall of shame roster of course!
 

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Pretty sure if you compare the two it's the same group of cucks
I'm not sure if the Venn diagram is two equal sized circles on top of each other of if Mariah's circle just has the bigger diameter while centered at the same spot but absolutely yes. Analog hipsters are one of the worst things about digital native life in the present.

Please let Russ Greer be the gym gimp in the onlyfans video, godbear, I've been a good kiwifarmer I swear...
 

Madolche

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She sin't going to make $75 per book, though - the books cost money to print, money to ship, and she's got to pay a photographer at a minimum.

Let's say they cost $30 to print (70+ pages of high grade color). She has to ship them out for (let's say) $10 a piece. There were likely multiple photo sessions at or around $100 each.

That would drive the book profit down to around $35 each, dropping the $22,500 number down to $10,500. Let's say the photography cost $1,500 - which moves it down to a much more manageable $9,000. Assuming she sells every single one.

It really depends on how much work and haggling she put into finding a quality printer for the books and how much she was able to drive costs down, but it was probably minimal effort like every thing else she does.
I have no doubt she will sell every single one (as I am writing this, there are 182 left. Back when I posted my original reply, there were 297). She's in the 0.01% creators of all OnlyFans and has way too many patrons and dumb cosplay girlfriends who are squealing over her book on instagram.

And you're right, there is overhead, but $9,000 is still $9,000. Off of ugly pokemon character porn. And let's not forget the little acrylic stands she is selling for 30 & 40 bucks respectively, and the bundle for 120. This will be profitable to her.

As for her getting a BBL, it's about time, she's so large and yet her butt is just so flat. I was wondering when she'd get one. But I feel as though it just won't help or it'll be too obscenely large that it'll look comical on her.
 

THOTHunterAlice

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I have no doubt she will sell every single one (as I am writing this, there are 182 left. Back when I posted my original reply, there were 297). She's in the 0.01% creators of all OnlyFans and has way too many patrons and dumb cosplay girlfriends who are squealing over her book on instagram.

And you're right, there is overhead, but $9,000 is still $9,000. Off of ugly pokemon character porn. And let's not forget the little acrylic stands she is selling for 30 & 40 bucks respectively, and the bundle for 120. This will be profitable to her.

As for her getting a BBL, it's about time, she's so large and yet her butt is just so flat. I was wondering when she'd get one. But I feel as though it just won't help or it'll be too obscenely large that it'll look comical on her.
I looked at what you need to do for a Brazilian buttlift to work and to quote from the American Board of Cosmetic Surgery "In order to be a candidate you need to have good skin in the hips and buttocks, are willing and able to avoid sitting directly onto the buttocks for several weeks, and despite it's name Brazilian buttlifts do not adress loose skin around the buttocks. And as for recovery:

Having an operation on the buttocks requires some special modifications during recovery. While pain is typically minimal and easily controlled through pain medication, you will not be allowed to sit or lie directly on your buttocks for about 2 weeks after a Brazilian butt lift.

During this time, you will need to sleep on your stomach or side, and either lie this way or stand for all activity except using the toilet. When you are ready, your cosmetic surgeon will allow you to sit in a modified position, using a “donut” seat or placing a pillow under your thighs to avoid pressure on the buttocks. Normal sitting activity is typically allowed after 8 weeks or so.

Given you follow your cosmetic surgeon’s instructions, you should be able to resume light daily activities within 1 week after surgery and return to work within 10 to 14 days."

How many of you are willing to bet moo is going to fuck up the procedure because she'll plop her fatass down to take vagina shots or to ride a dildo on film? I just know it'll end up like every other surgery she has had because the stupid twat can't be fucked to follow doctor's orders to recover or even better, actually fucking workout and do some ass workouts.

American Board of Cosmetic Surgery article if you want to read.
 

Madolche

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Interesting stuff, I sincerely didn't know about how heavy the restrictions were. Just in my day to day life I have to sit for long periods of time in the car, or in my desk at home or at work, for school/clinicals...jesus, I can't imagine this being viable for a lot of people.

Moo addressed that she is getting arm sculpting surgery some weeks ago, which I'm assuming will be lipo/skin removal, so she isn't opposed to skin removal elsewhere. I'm not entirely convinced she has loose skin around her buttocks, it's just not defined. It's flat because of how her fat after liposuctions has redistributed, and any workouts that she has done that target the butt have made her wider and not plumper. If I had to honestly recommend any surgery to this bitch it would be a BBL but she could've achieved better results by sticking to a healthier lifestyle, not fucking up her body with lipo, and keeping her athleticism.

But then Moo wouldn't be Moo and you and I wouldn't be typing about it. C'est la vie.
 

THOTHunterAlice

You have to try to be this fucking stupid
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Moo getting a BBL will be the biggest trainwreck ever.
She already goes to shit tier butchers for her lipo and boobs, she will absolutely go to the cheapest one/the only one that will touch her already botched body because she isn't a candidate for the procedure.

If you don't follow the aftercare/recovery to the letter, the BBL fails.
And there isn't enough photoshop on this earth that will cover-up that monstrosity. That is not even covering the risk of sepsis and other complications.
 

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I'll accept the panties, it's the slack jawed, glazed over expression that's particularly bothering me. She legit looks like one of those uncanny valley "real girl" silicone sex dolls. A really poorly proportioned one. *sigh*
Who is she even supposed to be? Closest I can think of is a very lazy Professor Layton. Oh how fun, pretend to molest children again.