Lolcow Monica Punk / Monnie Riot -

[littlebiscuits]

Yo! So let's talk about Monica Punk, shall we? She's almost the very definition of what the "blue pill" subforum is all about, a fat activist Wizard who REFUSES to get a job. She insists that her fatness isn't indicative of poor health, because she's in great shape and works out five days a week!

See? Great shape.

(not the huffing and puffing .29 seconds into her "workout")

Yeah, so she's not big on the job market, because having a job would "take up too much time".

But it's okay because she has a great plan for how to earn money!

And of course, what lolcow thread isn't complete without the obligatory "call 911 on youtube commentators" video,

Enjoy!

Edit: Also she lives with her mother (surprise!) and treats the poor woman like utter shit. Just watch the job video. You won't regret it.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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[Surtur]

wat

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

, I listened to the job video and it was just sad

what a trainwreck

her mom should kick her fat, lazy butt onto the street - esp. as disrespectful as she is to her mom

 

[Stalin]

Yeah, I hate the people I deal with at work too, but I still do it. Because I'm an adult, and adults work and provide for themselves. It's called growing up, responsibility. That job video makes me sick.

 

[Springblossom]

Is she topless in that job video? Eeugh, that's something I didn't need to imagine.

 

[BT 075]

What is that horrid thing and why does it talk?

Seriously this Monica person makes Chris and Pixy look like Mr. and Ms. Smith. Holy shit.

 

[littlebiscuits]

And she dances !

 

[Dormiebasne]

And she dances !

I think she has a good point. She is far "too talented" to ever get a job, judging by this video. In fact, she's quite an retard.

 

[littlebiscuits]

You are not wrong. Just look at the ART!

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

does she have a tugboat?

 

[littlebiscuits]

does she have a tugboat?

yup. She even wrote a song about it. It's called, "Free Money"

 

[exball]

You are not wrong. Just look at the ART!

Day off? She has work days?

 

[littlebiscuits]

Day off? She has work days?

...no. she means days off from hanging around the local community college. She isn't a student, she just likes to creep around. I think she tried to take a class there last year but ended up dropping it.

 

[c-no]

What is that horrid thing and why does it talk?

Seriously this Monica person makes Chris and Pixy look like Mr. and Ms. Smith. Holy shit.

According to littlebiscuits, it's a fat activist wizard female who doesn't want to get a job. It talks so it can get what it wants, be it telling people why she doesn't want to work or to be disrespectful to her mother.

I'm also sure that Chris doesn't talk to his mother like she did to hers in the job video.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Jace better watch out. Monica has crazy martial arts skills.

 

[Dormiebasne]

yup. She even wrote a song about it. It's called, "Free Money"

This sounds sort of reminds me of a Charles Manson song, sans any semblance of talent:

Just putting that out there. Also, she has conversations with "the lord" apparently...

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

No, it isn't free money, Monica. People who work for a living are providing you money to indulge in your hobbies. I imagine you treat them as well as you treat your mom for doing so.

The only good thing is that she's getting lambasted in the comments section of her YouTube videos for her lifestyle.

And remember, folks, moving your legs while lying down is a workout. Forget about running or lifting weights, you can get a workout while being a couch potato.

Yes, I know there are real workouts where you can lie down, but they're designed for elderly or disabled people who can't do more effective workouts, not for fat, lazy people.

 

[Slowboat to China]

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Please, please tell me this is a troll. Or some kind of awful postmodern art project intended to explore the dark side of the human soul via derisive YouTube comments or something. The amount of yelling at the computer I did during the job video ... I think I'm turning into a were-A-log.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I wish that were true, but I have a feeling she's for real.