Monster Energy Drinks: Battle Royale Edition -

[Keep Yourself Safe]

If there is one thing that unites us all it's the great taste and kick of the king of beverages, Monster Energy. You might just think it's just for us "olds" to enjoy as we fire up our gaming rigs, perform some yardwork on the weekend or engage in recreational activities with our peers. But you'd be dead wrong! Don't just take my word for it, listen to what this dapper young lad thinks:

But who shall be crowned the Monarch of the Monster! Vote here to find out once and for all!

 

[Deadwaste]

i just want an energy drink called the thanos snap that makes 50% of people who drink it not feel so good

 

[Tranhuviya]

YOU DRINK A WHITE MONSTER, YOU'LL BE A WHITE MONSTER.

 

[ES 148]

Monster more like Blonster

 

[Jerry_ smith56]

The original is the best.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

No love for the best tasting, and best named flavor, Ultra Sunrise?

 

[jebsurge]

I unironically love the Zero Ultra flavor.

 

[Arkangel]

Used to be addicted to the lo-carb monsters because the flavor was so refreshing.

Nowadays I only buy the java monsters on occasion. For the best ones, it's a toss-up between the Irish Blend and the Salted Caramel ones.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

*sips*

 

[thebonesauce]

Mango Loco is best.

Pipeline Punch is a close second.

The Java Monsters are nice, but I can’t drink those all the time. Feels like diabetes in a can.

 

[oldTireWater]

My white noise opinion: all energy drinks are gross. Drink coffee like a damn man.

 

[Dick Pooman]

I love Lo-carb Monster. I also really love that Übermonster Energy Brew that comes in the taller can and has the latch opening. It mixes really well with booze.

 

[Citizen Calamity]

I like Loca Moca mainly because I usually blend it with some ice cream to make a coffee shake.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

i just want an energy drink called the thanos snap that makes 50% of people who drink it not feel so good

And then disintegrate.

Those fifty percent were unworthy anyway.

 

[Quijibo69]

I like all the Monster drinks but the original.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I also unironically enjoy Monster Zero Ultra.

Lo-Carb and Irish Blend are also awesome too.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I gave up on energy drinks, aside from coffee.

I think it's hilarious now that stores also sell "sleep juice" to help people come down from their energy drinks.

Also, is this kid larping, or does he really have a speech impediment?

 

[Oddjob OTP]

When I drank Monster I was all about Ultra Sunrise and Ultra Violet. Way back they used to have a different version of Lo-carb Monster called something like European Lo-carb that had a resealable top. It was pretty good, a lot better then Lo-carb.

 

[XYZpdq]

CRAZY LARRYS OR GO TO HELL

 

[AF 802]

I've only had the basic-bitch green one, since Monster (as well as most energy drinks) I shouldn't have due to an ingredient I can't have with medication (the guarana). From what I remember, I liked it okay. The taste made me feel dizzy, and I know my parents downright hated it.

I drank one recently though and I just could not keep it down without getting major headaches.