Monster Energy Drinks: Battle Royale Edition -


  • Original (Green)

    Votes: 24 18.5%
  • Lo-Carb (Blue)

    Votes: 15 11.5%
  • Assualt (Red)

    Votes: 8 6.2%
  • Khaos (Orange)

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Mixxxed (Purple)

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • M-80 (Yellow)

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Rehab (Gold)

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Zero Ultra

    Votes: 48 36.9%
  • Pipeline Punch

    Votes: 12 9.2%
  • Mean Bean (Java)

    Votes: 10 7.7%
  • Dub Edition

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Vanilla Light (Java)

    Votes: 2 1.5%
  • Monster Lewis Hamilton

    Votes: 4 3.1%
  • Doctor

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • Ultra Red

    Votes: 8 6.2%
  • Mango Loco

    Votes: 21 16.2%
  • Ultra Black

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Mad Dog (Punch)

    Votes: 5 3.8%
  • Monster Energy Punch

    Votes: 10 7.7%

    Votes: 14 10.8%

  • Total voters

Keep Yourself Safe

If there is one thing that unites us all it's the great taste and kick of the king of beverages, Monster Energy. You might just think it's just for us "olds" to enjoy as we fire up our gaming rigs, perform some yardwork on the weekend or engage in recreational activities with our peers. But you'd be dead wrong! Don't just take my word for it, listen to what this dapper young lad thinks:

But who shall be crowned the Monarch of the Monster! Vote here to find out once and for all!


Computer Science and Computer Violence
True & Honest Fan
Used to be addicted to the lo-carb monsters because the flavor was so refreshing.

Nowadays I only buy the java monsters on occasion. For the best ones, it's a toss-up between the Irish Blend and the Salted Caramel ones.

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True & Honest Fan
When I drank Monster I was all about Ultra Sunrise and Ultra Violet. Way back they used to have a different version of Lo-carb Monster called something like European Lo-carb that had a resealable top. It was pretty good, a lot better then Lo-carb.
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AF 802

I've only had the basic-bitch green one, since Monster (as well as most energy drinks) I shouldn't have due to an ingredient I can't have with medication (the guarana). From what I remember, I liked it okay. The taste made me feel dizzy, and I know my parents downright hated it.

I drank one recently though and I just could not keep it down without getting major headaches.
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