Monster Energy Drinks: Battle Royale Edition -

[ATM]

Purple monster is the best. It's the imperial color worn by the rulers of the Byzantine Empire after all.

 

[AshitPie]

Vault or nothing.

Oh how I miss you c;

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Heads up, the yellow Monster (M-80) is called "Ripper" here in Europe.

My top 5:

1. Mango Loco
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Khaos
4. Ripper (M-80)
5. Ultra Red

 

[Jarilo182]

I used to drink blue Monster before the Zero Ultra flavors came out. They're all pretty nice and I don't feel sick or bloated after drinking them.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Tried Pipeline Punch for the first time the other day.

I love it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Spoiler: One day it'll come back.....one day

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know its funny this thread just appeared since today I had a monster energy drink for the first time in my entire life. Specifically zero ultra.

It was surprisingly nice. I expected it to taste like watered down redbull (which in itself tastes like ass and cancer) but it had quite an ok flavour for an energy drank. I give it 8/10 in the soft drink scale. Would try again.

Now if you will all excuse me....I got a lawn to mow

 

[Kirito]

The low carb is the best because it's not so disgustingly sweet. It's still disgustingly sweet, just not as much so.

 

[Botched Tit Job]

Lo carb or the Zero Ultra. Don't get me wrong, I'll drink any of them if they're handed to me, but those are the only 2 I buy.
Granted I also drink Rockstar regularly so my taste buds are kind of apathetic I think

 

[thejackal]

Wow, was honestly surprised to see Zero Ultra with 33% after I cast my vote. It all tastes pretty bad but it's a caffeine delivery vehicle so might as well not got any calories.

Guess a few people think that as well.

For my money the best tasting low cal energy drink is the Red Bull Lime. They somehow make that shit taste like regular Sprite. It's more like regular Sprite than diet Sprite.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

honestly how is Monster any better than Rockstar? It's cheaper and the green apple flavor is better than anything Monster puts out. (Although I guess they got rockstar beat in selling those double sized cans).

Also there's a LOT of truth in the 30 year old boomer meme. You see so many blue collar workers drinking the stuff.

 

[Syaoran Li]

As good as Monster is, the best energy drink out there is Venom. Especially its Mango and Zero Calorie Citrus flavors.

Seriously, Venom blows Monster out of the water. It's like the nectar of the gods. Official drink of Odin and crew.

 

[Milk Mage]

I fuck heavy with Monster Maxx, specifically the Super Dry flavor

 

[sparklemilhouse]

The juiced punch in the can with the old style sailor tattoos on the can. Pacific punch

Also espresso monster. The red one.

 

[ES 148]

I just drink Emerge and SPAR's own-brand energy drinks

 

[Black Waltz]

I like the low carb one

 

[User names must be unique]

Does Buckfast count? It's a specially fortified tonic wine with caffeine brewed by benedictine monks, imbued with the spirit of Christ a couple of bottle will make you want to retake the holy land.

 

[Judicial]

I'm definitely tied between Zero Ultra and Pacific Punch. They're both such fucking delicious mixes, and if my insides are to be slowly eroded, I'm glad it will be their doing.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Pacific Punch is delicious, in Japan they have a flavor that a friend of mine tried out and says is very delicious, Cuba Libre

 

[Judicial]

Pacific Punch is delicious, in Japan they have a flavor that a friend of mine tried out and says is very delicious, Cuba Libre

damn nigga, I ain't gonna lie, that shit looks fucking great