Monster Energy Drinks: Battle Royale Edition -

[Rise R to the fag power]

Almost miss the old Amp flavors, Lightning and Elevate were the best, new ones taste watery. Bookoo was also good.

 

[CWCchange]

Zero Ultra, thanks to the meme and Absolutely Zero for being closer to the original.

 

[Picklechu]

Monster is nasty af. I can tolerate the original one, but I'd rather nearly OD on a few Five Hour Energy if I need some kind of boost that bad.

On the bright side, it's brought NEETs and rednecks together, so that's something.

 

[alpro slut]

haven't been able to find rehab for ages now, the tea + lemonade combo was fantastic. the ultras are pretty okay

 

[ZooSmell]

Zero Ultra for days. It's taste is so refreshing when ice cold and puzzle piece alert the textured can is nice to stim on. Also it's the nectar of the boomer gods.

 

[Posthumorous]

If there is one thing that unites us all it's the great taste and kick of the king of beverages, Monster Energy. You might just think it's just for us "olds" to enjoy as we fire up our gaming rigs, perform some yardwork on the weekend or engage in recreational activities with our peers. But you'd be dead wrong! Don't just take my word for it, listen to what this dapper young lad thinks:

But who shall be crowned the Monarch of the Monster! Vote here to find out once and for all!

I wish I could vote, but I haven't touched a Monster in over a year. None of the named ones on the list are ones I drink. I swore off that can of a sad excuse of caffeine and sugar cancer for something more real, Bang.

 

[JM 590]

That new Swiss Chocolate Java Monster's not bad, it tastes like a thinner version of the chocolate Monster Muscle

 

[Joan Nyan]

The new green "Ultra Paradise" one is quite good.

 

[spurger king]

For me it's gotta be H Y D R O

Spoiler: Image

Or if I just need the most kick possible, Bang.

 

[AnimuGinger]

A drunk Monster rep told me I need to try Reign. Which isn't actually Monster, but still.

Anyone try it yet?

 

[Chexxchunk]

I used to chug that stuff til' I got my first heart palpitation. Now I'm off the sauce.

 

[downwardspiral]

A drunk Monster rep told me I need to try Reign. Which isn't actually Monster, but still.

Anyone try it yet?

its ok has that "diet" taste though, also overpriced

 

[Fixthe Fernback]

Spoiler

 

[Spit bucket]

Recently started injecting this shit into my veins to keep me awake at work, usually swap between Ultra Red and Ultra Black. It does it's job.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Of the Monster varieties I've tried, only White Dragon Tea Rehab really stands out to me as excellent. Irish Blend Java is good but overly sweet. Ultra Sunrise is good but I can't handle that much carbonation first thing in the morning. Ultra Red is very nice but again, too fizzy.

I actually prefer non-Monster energy drinks (partly because Monster's fucking expensive) where I can get them. I've lately started buying this Colorado brand called Petey's which is extremely tasty with a caffeine load similar to Red Bull.

 

[Angry Shoes]

The original green tastes pretty good, but it's almost to 'syrup-y' and I feel like the energy boost is evened out by the sugar crash. I usually get the blue low-carb or the blue absolutely zero.

Or a Red Bull

 

[Marissa Moira]

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The new green "Ultra Paradise" one is quite good.

Just bought a case of this, it tastes like a pina colada. It's very pineapple heavy at first but then it fades into a lighter more neutral taste, No medicine aftertaste, also the can has etched birds and other rainforesty stuff in the motif.

 

[Sprig of Parsley]

Just bought a case of this, it tastes like a pina colada. It's very pineapple heavy at first but then it fades into a lighter more neutral taste, No medicine aftertaste, also the can has etched birds and other rainforesty stuff in the motif.

I seriously get a kind of generic melon candy taste note from Ultra Paradise. As a general rule I love the Ultra cans and whoever designed them deserves a fucking award.

Also, tried the new Monster Yerba Mate Dragon Tea flavor today. Interesting, a bit earthy and slightly pungent, but pleasantly so. Won't go in my favorites but it's not terrible.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

i used to drink OG monster all the time when i was playing PC all night with friends. not drinken a monster drink for years until a few days ago after my dad bought a bunch real cheap. so far, im loving the mango one the most next to the pacific punch.

the ultra zero one is not bad either memes aside.

 

[glow in the dark animals]

My favorite monster is the regular sugar free monster, it tastes like the lo carb, but has actually no sugar!! It looks really similar to the lo carb can too. If they didn't have that, I'd go with lo carb.