Monster Energy Drinks: Battle Royale Edition -

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  • Original (Green)

    Votes: 29 19.0%
  • Lo-Carb (Blue)

    Votes: 17 11.1%
  • Assualt (Red)

    Votes: 10 6.5%
  • Khaos (Orange)

    Votes: 4 2.6%
  • Mixxxed (Purple)

    Votes: 6 3.9%
  • M-80 (Yellow)

    Votes: 4 2.6%
  • Rehab (Gold)

    Votes: 7 4.6%
  • Zero Ultra

    Votes: 58 37.9%
  • Pipeline Punch

    Votes: 15 9.8%
  • Mean Bean (Java)

    Votes: 11 7.2%
  • Dub Edition

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Vanilla Light (Java)

    Votes: 3 2.0%
  • Monster Lewis Hamilton

    Votes: 4 2.6%
  • Doctor

    Votes: 4 2.6%
  • Ultra Red

    Votes: 8 5.2%
  • Mango Loco

    Votes: 26 17.0%
  • Ultra Black

    Votes: 5 3.3%
  • Mad Dog (Punch)

    Votes: 5 3.3%
  • Monster Energy Punch

    Votes: 10 6.5%
  • OTHER - LEAVE IN COMMENTS

    Votes: 15 9.8%

  • Total voters
    153

Thornforg

Thanks for the company.
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
My favorite Monster was always Heavy Metal. It was great, but only came in like 28oz cans.

My go-to energy drink, though, has been and always will be Rip It. Doing case races of warm Rip It with rival units while you're sitting around waiting for your orders kind of imparts a bittersweet love for the $1 energy drink. Found at any gas station or dollar store near you.
 

horrorfan89

Master of SCARE-imonies!
kiwifarms.net
Just when I thought monster couldn't get more autistic they team up with fortnite


This is why I drink venom energy (no relation to the batman super steroid that made bane... Or the alien symbiote )
 

Marissa Moira

kiwifarms.net
I got the retrowave variety pack(Zero Ultra, Ultra Rosa, Ultra Fiesta)

Ultra Rosa is Zero Sugar Pipeline Punch in a pink can. Ultra Fiesta is Mango flavored but it comes in a turquoise can.

Ultra Fiesta is also a can with a textured Skeleton deco on it, so that makes it cooler.
 

TFT-A9

Oops
kiwifarms.net
So apparently Monster realized they needed to come up with flavors that aren't crashing bores

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this is... surprisingly really good. On the over-sweet side, but that's usually the case with the Monster Juice stuff.
 

HarblMcDavid

in ur zone, dekin' my harbl
kiwifarms.net
Mango Loco is tops in my book, great on its own and takes a good coconut rum to the next level as a mixed drink. Goes pretty well with a true dark rum as well, depends on if you want a toasted marshmallow or coconut undertone to your girldrink.

Pacific punch (the Hawaiian Punch flavor-alike) is second, I like it on its own slightly better than Mango Loco, but it doesn't mix with booze nearly as well. Excellent with dark rum, but not quite as successful outside of that in the rum department.

Pipeline punch is good but it's not as good on its own as the above and doesn't mix as well with rum either imo.

Rehabs used to be my go-to but they fell to the wayside with the advent of monster juice as rehabs don't mix well with booze at all.
 

CWCchange

Ɔʍɔɔɥɐuƃǝ
kiwifarms.net
Just when I thought monster couldn't get more autistic they team up with fortnite
Halo is now doing a promotion with Monster, which in interesting as a Coke product, when once upon a time it had a tie-in with Mountain Dew Game Fuel.
 

Jequiti

BIG BOSS
kiwifarms.net
After tasting most flavors, I can only drink Mango Loco now.
It's great by itself and even better when used for drinks.
 

Quantum Diabetes

The audacity of gout
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
They should really have a good prune flavor, it would taste good with the original nuclear horse whiz variety.
 

TFT-A9

Oops
kiwifarms.net
After tasting most flavors, I can only drink Mango Loco now.
It's great by itself and even better when used for drinks.
I'm fond of Mango Loco, and the new Ultra Fiesta is remarkably similar while being less heavy and cloying. Ultra Fiesta is a very welcome addition. Ultra Rosa isn't too shabby either. The new Ultra Watermelon is really, really nice, has a nice tartness to it and isn't insanely sweet.
 

Nopenopenope

kiwifarms.net
I try to stick to the sugar free ones so at least I'm only screwing my heart and whatever else with caffeine, rather than getting beetus too. Ultra Violet bitch
 
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