Montserrat - leeward island, overseas british dependency, pedophile

[HG 400]

Montserrat
Leeward Islands
16.7425° N, 62.1874° W

Okay guys this is not a personal army request but Montserrat is a bullshit pedophile island that is 374 years old but still never moved out of Britain's basement. They are a fucking joke and a total lolcow and only have 20 volunteers in their entire army. If we could muster up an army of maybe 30-35 kiwis with assault weapons and a fast landing boat we could kick off an invasion from the Pensacola coastline and hit them so hard their entire government would be occupied before they even knew what hit them. This is not a personal army request.

If we hit Little Bay and the beach south of Hells Gate simultaniously we could put into Brades to overrun and execute all members of their government, then push southwards to clear out St. Johns and take the commanding peak of Katy Hill. Any resistance left in Old Towne or St. Petes would be isolated and fighting an uphill battle against entrenching positions with full command of the heights and coastlines. This is not a personal army request.

If you would like to discuss Montserrat further there is a group that will meet at Pensacola Beach just under Ferry Pass at 10pm this friday and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannus. Bringing your own assault weapons is highly encouraged.

 

[Null]

>tfw tiny baby dick island that gets blown the fuck out by volcanoes and has the same queen as vordrak
>tfw one of the only countries that England owned that hasn't gained independence yet
lmfao

 

[Abby]

lmao owned

 

[HG 400]

>tfw tiny baby dick island that gets blown the fuck out by volcanoes and has the same queen as vordrak
>tfw one of the only countries that England owned that hasn't gained independence yet
lmfao

Notice how they abandoned Plymouth? Can't even populate their cities properly lol.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Loxiozzz]

Die, Montserrat.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Okay but why is there a place called Hell's Gate there?
Is that some sort of pedo slang for preschools?

 

[float]

I swear I didn't realise at first that "Katy Hill" was an actual hill and thought for sure this was a hostage rescue mission.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

This will be the greatest swatting in the history of trolling.

 

[HG 400]

After the streets of Brades run red with the blood of the old regime I call dibs on being Nigger King of Montserrat.

 

[Yaks]

They can't even name a volcano properly what a cuck country.

 

[Ambivalenz]

Official Declaration of War by Dear Leader against Montserrat

 

[Van Darkholme]

Filthy savages.

 

[John Titor]

They spelled town with an 'e'. Who does that?!

 

[Very Honest Content]

Montserrat and the useless UK deserve each other I think. We should send them anniversary gifts instead to celebrate their geriatric embrace of one another. Anyone got a spare lying around they want to contribute to the cause?

 

[Keerakh]

Is it can be plz Kiwi Farms becomes Micronation now after invasion of shitty british colony

 

[ThatDutchManace]

Do these savages even have a government? Isn't this island fully controlled by London?

 

[WEEDle]

I'm only a stone's throw away how did I not know about this sooner? I've heard of Plymouth but that's about it. Where the pedos at?

 

[AnimuGinger]

There's a tropical storm about to turn into a hurricane about to fuck this shithole up. It is God's will that they be punished.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Montserrat
Leeward Islands
16.7425° N, 62.1874° W

Okay guys this is not a personal army request but Montserrat is a bullshit pedophile island that is 374 years old but still never moved out of Britain's basement. They are a fucking joke and a total lolcow and only have 20 volunteers in their entire army. If we could muster up an army of maybe 30-35 kiwis with assault weapons and a fast landing boat we could kick off an invasion from the Pensacola coastline and hit them so hard their entire government would be occupied before they even knew what hit them. This is not a personal army request.

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If we hit Little Bay and the beach south of Hells Gate simultaniously we could put into Brades to overrun and execute all members of their government, then push southwards to clear out St. Johns and take the commanding peak of Katy Hill. Any resistance left in Old Towne or St. Petes would be isolated and fighting an uphill battle against entrenching positions with full command of the heights and coastlines. This is not a personal army request.

If you would like to discuss Montserrat further there is a group that will meet at Pensacola Beach just under Ferry Pass at 10pm this friday and the password is Sic Semper Tyrannus. Bringing your own assault weapons is highly encouraged.

Wow, you doxed an entire island! Hardcore!