This bitch really flexed her weight loss then did three mukbangs in a row.
My precioussssss.Her posture is so horrific in these videos, hunched over her food like goddamn Gollum.
I can imagine the scene: two fat dumbasses in the kitchen. Beggy trying to read a nutrition label on a can out loud - because Big Al has to watch her sodiums - and Big Al rooting through the fridge, throwing random crap over her shoulder in the general direction of the one pot that everything will bee cooked in, then snatching the can from Beggy, who still hasn't made it all the way through the label, opening it, and dumping it into the pot, which by now is churning like the bottom of Niagara Falls, over the highest heat setting the stove has,. While they're boiling everything to death and then sitting at the table eating their slop, they desperately reach into their thimble brains, trying to find anything to sustain something remotely akin to a conversation. Finished with their food, they both heave sighs of relief, dump their dishes in the sink, and retire to pillow mountain for more reruns of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?".I know she said her and Becky eat at different times but like, why don’t you eat a meal with your partner once in a while? Her and Becky could be having fun, cooking together, doing something nice. But nope. They’re like acquaintances at this point.
Also her skin in that thumbnail. And that face crease/smile line. God.
1) Bigass Hamber finds NO joy in eating, jot that down. No joy, only mind numbing sensations of fullness and blanking out the buzzing of the world around her/her dumb monkey brain noisesFor someone who finds her only joy in eating, ALR's food always looks so sad and colorless.
Unrelated AF but kudos for 10/10 taste in games my dudeOnce upon a time there was a PC game called Phantasmagoria. At one point in the game there was a flashback scene of a guy killing his wife. Her name was Regina. Fat Amber's thumbnail made me have a flashback to that game and that scene, and I searched for it on Youtube and it's there in all it's ickiness. I won't link to it because it's a little off topic here and likely to get taken off YT if anyone notices how not-exactly-kid-friendly it is.
Also, she is dirty. Those knuckles, the fingernails, the hair? Ew.
lmao implying any weight was ever lost in the first goddamn place at allAnd here we see the physical evidence that those 50 pounds are coming back
But if she ate like this three times a day, the weight would just slide off her. Her bmr at 519 is over 3000 (assuming she's 5'3"?) 2100 would be a substantial deficit than that already and even her sedentary lifestyle burns a few hundred more calories. She could get down to about 320 just off of 2100 calories a day.Total: 710 calories (assuming she didn't nibble on another portion of NutThins and Laughing Cow while microwaving her veggie burgers)
It's not terrible when you consider it's half the calories of a whopper meal. But it's not a portion controlled, smart meal for a dieter
It feels like it has been a long time since her last indignant, smug, Cuntylynn phase. I’ve been waiting for the momentum of “muh 52 elbees” to come crashing down in a patronizing mukbang. I think they rehired the writers of the shrimpgate saga this season.This bitch really flexed her weight loss then did three mukbangs in a row.
I've heard a few references to Shrimpgate, but I haven't followed this person long. Where might I acquire more information on this subject?It feels like it has been a long time since her last indignant, smug, Cuntylynn phase. I’ve been waiting for the momentum of “muh 52 elbees” to come crashing down in a patronizing mukbang. I think they rehired the writers of the shrimpgate saga this season.
Take a look at the videos on Obese to Beast's channel directed at Amber (there are three or so), and then watch her shrimp mukbang from around the same time. Then her follow up videos.I've heard a few references to Shrimpgate, but I haven't followed this person long. Where might I acquire more information on this subject?
Everything about this is horrifying.