Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 31 20.9%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 23 15.5%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 3 2.0%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 4 2.7%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 4 2.7%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 14 9.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 6 4.1%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 37 25.0%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 6 4.1%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 20 13.5%

  • Total voters


True & Honest Fan
Not a big fan of MK but I'd give the upcoming one a shot so long as it has Sub-Zero. Also more likely to buy it because it's making some spergs (anti-sjw's) bitch about how the female characters aren't in sexy costumes (One Angry Gamer's sperging hard over it that his autism is convincing me to buy the game).

I'd fuck Cassie.
Why fuck Cassie when you could fuck Sub-Zero aka best ninja?

Baldur's Gait

Huh, you're a queer fellow!
Johnny Cage really steals the show in this game, I think MK11's gonna be worth it just for him.
I really like how much these recent games have been developing Johnny in particular. Before MK9, he was just a side character that wore douchey sunglasses. MK9 actually gave him a personality and turned him into both effective comic relief and a cool protagonist, especially in X.


I'm just happy they brought my girl Skarlet back. Much more fleshed out. Johnny Cage has reached a point of character development I thought would never happen. From side guy that dies to a true favorite among fans. Helps that his revealed fatality is so fucking good.

ETA: also fuck I love Kabal


Fiend Seeker
I'm surprised no one is talking about the MK11 stress test stuff.
I know there isn't a ton to talk about yet since it's not even in a "real" beta, but it's looking pretty good.

Smaug's Smokey Hole

don't step on me
I'm not so hot on Erron Black showing his face, I really liked him as a mysterious stranger. He and Devora was probably my favorite new characters.

MK9 was so good, it was one of those things where when you see the solution you can't imagine what the problem was, like inventing the wheel. The way they did the story mode was so obviously the right way to do it that everyone before them looks stupid.

I'm not so hot on Erron Black showing his face, I really liked him as a mysterious stranger. He and Devora was probably my favorite new characters.
I disagree, only because other masked ninajs have shown their faces and their still pretty cool. Also I'm hoping he looks like Arthur Morgan.

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