Most astroturfed celebrities discussion thread - The people you keep hearing about, but have no clue why they’re famous

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JambledUpWords

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What it says in the title. Celebrity is used very loosely here. Think of it as people pushed hard by the media that nobody else really cares about as much.

Examples:
  • Greta Thunberg
  • Chrissy Tiegen
  • RBG (while she is of importance, the memes about her are really forced)
  • Beyoncé (she must have a really good publicist. The worship of her is creepy)
 
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Murmur

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Hey here's an idea, why don't you get this top tier thread started with an example or something?

Edit: There you go nice job.
 
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Dumb Bitch Smoothie

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Tana Mongeau.
I say this because I don't understand why people keep giving her jobs. She got a fucking TV show and it wasn't something that at least made sense on paper like Paris Hilton and the Kardashians. They came from money and had influence so I understand that much.

I don't understand why people are fans of her because a cat puking up its breakfast has more talent than whatever she does.
 

JambledUpWords

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Some celebrities that are only really famous for being LGBT:
  • Tyler Oakley
  • Laverne Cox
  • Ellen Page (at least nowadays)
  • Sam Smith (the gay male version of Adele)
  • Billy Porter (famous for wearing a dress to the Oscars and being a flamboyant gay black man)
  • Johnathan Van Ness (from Queer Eye and does hair. Mostly remembered for being gay)
 

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Karlie Kloss - Like Chrissy Teigen, an incompetent airhead who pushes woke politics. Married into the Kushners, who are scammers and hucksters so she should fit right in with them, much like Ivanka, yet another blow up doll we’re supposed to take seriously for some reason.
I thought they push her because she's fucking Russel Greer's woman Taylor Swift on the side, or that's what my tumblr deep dives told me to believe.
 

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- I don't get a lot of the YouTube Stars, it baffles me that Shane Dawson is still going and relevant.

- MUA's are another one, I thought Jamie Genevieve was a Love Island / Big Brother contestant for an incredibly long time. Anyone who is orange with lip fillers who does drag makeup that white girls get a boner over confuse me.

- Politicans like Nigel Farage on the right, especially pre Brexit party / post UKIP leader when he seemed to be on TV 24/7. George Galloway on the left who is one of the most exceptional individuals ever. Ed Balls is another who whilst being less eccentric than Farage and Galloway has just churned out trashy content since he left politics.
 

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