Most astroturfed celebrities discussion thread - The people you keep hearing about, but have no clue why they’re famous

[JambledUpWords]

What it says in the title. Celebrity is used very loosely here. Think of it as people pushed hard by the media that nobody else really cares about as much.

Examples:

• Greta Thunberg
• Chrissy Tiegen
• RBG (while she is of importance, the memes about her are really forced)
• Beyoncé (she must have a really good publicist. The worship of her is creepy)

 

[Murmur]

Hey here's an idea, why don't you get this top tier thread started with an example or something?

Edit: There you go nice job.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Andrew Yang

 

[JambledUpWords]

Andrew Yang

Most of the DNC candidates are. I’d include Beto as well.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Hitler. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

 

[Spunt]

Banksy

 

[Rancid Flid]

Meghan Markle. Take her back please Yanks.

 

[millais]

Meghan Markle. Take her back please Yanks.

Nah, enjoy your new 56% royal family

 

[The Shadow]

Billie Eilish seems like a pretty obvious industry plant

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Meghan Markle. Take her back please Yanks.

The whole bunch of those Windsors are irrelevant, boring parasites and should go the way of their Russian cousins imo.

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

Bill Nye - Pretty much just used to jam through any bit of degeneracy through the lens of “science” but you’d think they could find an actual scientist who would do this. His new show was so awful that even the left had a hard time defending it.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Tana Mongeau.
I say this because I don't understand why people keep giving her jobs. She got a fucking TV show and it wasn't something that at least made sense on paper like Paris Hilton and the Kardashians. They came from money and had influence so I understand that much.

I don't understand why people are fans of her because a cat puking up its breakfast has more talent than whatever she does.

 

[NeoGAF Lurker]

Karlie Kloss - Like Chrissy Teigen, an incompetent airhead who pushes woke politics. Married into the Kushners, who are scammers and hucksters so she should fit right in with them, much like Ivanka, yet another blow up doll we’re supposed to take seriously for some reason.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Chelsea handler. I have no idea what her show was about and neither did preteen me but boy did he have fun plotting out what to watch but her.

 

[Coolio55]

Jimmy Kimmel
Does anyone even watch his youtube "trending" stickied crap? Honestly I think all of youtube's "trending" crap deserves to be here.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Some celebrities that are only really famous for being LGBT:

• Tyler Oakley
• Laverne Cox
• Ellen Page (at least nowadays)
• Sam Smith (the gay male version of Adele)
• Billy Porter (famous for wearing a dress to the Oscars and being a flamboyant gay black man)
• Johnathan Van Ness (from Queer Eye and does hair. Mostly remembered for being gay)

 

[オウム 2]

Karlie Kloss - Like Chrissy Teigen, an incompetent airhead who pushes woke politics. Married into the Kushners, who are scammers and hucksters so she should fit right in with them, much like Ivanka, yet another blow up doll we’re supposed to take seriously for some reason.

I thought they push her because she's fucking Russel Greer's woman Taylor Swift on the side, or that's what my tumblr deep dives told me to believe.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Hitler. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

He was a real bad egg.

 

[tasty humane burger]

- I don't get a lot of the YouTube Stars, it baffles me that Shane Dawson is still going and relevant.

- MUA's are another one, I thought Jamie Genevieve was a Love Island / Big Brother contestant for an incredibly long time. Anyone who is orange with lip fillers who does drag makeup that white girls get a boner over confuse me.

- Politicans like Nigel Farage on the right, especially pre Brexit party / post UKIP leader when he seemed to be on TV 24/7. George Galloway on the left who is one of the most exceptional individuals ever. Ed Balls is another who whilst being less eccentric than Farage and Galloway has just churned out trashy content since he left politics.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Billie Eilish seems like a pretty obvious industry plant

She even got a Japanese artist to do one of her music videos which never fucking happens.