Most Autistic Primate - inb4 Man

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I'd say it's baboons. They go into fits of tard rage if you make eye contact with them.

 

[Dutch Courage]

Chimpanzees play with their own feces. That's pretty autistic.

 

[Sperghetti]

I'd say it's baboons. They go into fits of tard rage if you make eye contact with them.

That's a pretty bold accusation coming from a primate who's so socially inept that we're not even sure he exists, Sasquatch.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Travis the chimp started mauling that woman because she had a new hairstyle and was holding one of his toys. Autists hate change, and don't like their things moved around or touched, so I'll vote for chimps as well.

 

[MrTroll]

Chimpanzees play with their own feces. That's pretty autistic.

So do Germans, but at least the chimps don't make porn about it.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Conservatives

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Greta Thunberg

 

[Wish I knew]

>inb4 someone says A&H posters

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Where is Homo-sapiens-sapiens?

 

[Кот Бегемот]

Chimps are the only animals (aside from humans) who are known to kill other animals for lulz.

 

[DumbDude42]

australian abos

Chimps are the only animals (aside from humans) who are known to kill other animals for lulz.

not true, my cat kills random critters all the time even though she has no intention of eating them. slowworms, lizards, shrews, once she even got a dragonfly. the only prey she actually eats are mice, rats and birds, everything else she just tortures and kills for fun

 

[Кот Бегемот]

australian abos


not true, my cat kills random critters all the time even though she has no intention of eating them. slowworms, lizards, shrews, once she even got a dragonfly. the only prey she actually eats are mice, rats and birds, everything else she just tortures and kills for fun

no, that "tortured" mouse is just a work out partner. Cats constantly need to hone their asshole ... hunting skills, besides they are going to bring that dead bird into your bed for you to eat.

Chimps enjoy killing, can kill in revenge, can enjoy to inflict suffering. What about dolphins? Those fuckers are rape machines!

 

[Chichan]

You forgot Macaques they like to steal everyone's shit.

 

[Franjevina]

I think answer is rather obvious

 

[mr.moon1488]

You'll never be as cool as a chimp.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Japanese, for getting lady boners over a gorilla.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Slap honkey on that list so I can vote.

Travis the chimp started mauling that woman because she had a new hairstyle and was holding one of his toys.

it was a present she’d bought for him, and she was holding it in front of her face, so he didn’t recognize her and percieved her as a threat.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Plz to be separating Bonobos and Chimpanzees.

They are actually far enough apart to be 2 different species, Chimps are Pan Troglodytes, Bonobos are Pan Paniscus.

More important is how they act. Bonobos are the Kiwis of the Great Ape kingdom, Chimps are the autistic Lolcows.

 

[oldTireWater]

Had to go with Orangutans because their worthless, lazy evolutionary dead ends.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Conservatives

Buddy, you haven't gotten anyone in weeks. You need a new game. Go after virgins, maybe?