Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

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MerriedxReldnahc

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A mini screwdriver set specifically for the GameBoy Advance and GameBoy Advance SP. The console as well as the cartridges require a very small triwing, which I didn't have.
I'm so happy I got it, my GBA stopped working and I hoped that it was a fixable issue- it was literally just a matter of cracking the thing open and cleaning it.
 

Kari Kamiya

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My fiancé offered to buy me a mug. I picked out this.
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Smaug's Smokey Hole

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At the check out at a variety/hardware store I stood and looked at a Philips electrical razor blade that they had. It wasn't like those old Gillette handles that vibrated for some reason, the kind that men hated, this was more of a trimmer/razor hybrid. Since I was going to cut off my beard I was going to buy something at some point and I hate those little trimmer things on electrical razors to cut things down before shaving can be done and the Philips product promised to work on any length of hair.
Here's a selfie of me shaving
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So far it's pretty decent, it easily gets to the hair under the nose and the ridges around the lips.
 

PipTheAlchemist

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At the check out at a variety/hardware store I stood and looked at a Philips electrical razor blade that they had. It wasn't like those old Gillette handles that vibrated for some reason, the kind that men hated, this was more of a trimmer/razor hybrid. Since I was going to cut off my beard I was going to buy something at some point and I hate those little trimmer things on electrical razors to cut things down before shaving can be done and the Philips product promised to work on any length of hair.
Here's a selfie of me shaving
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So far it's pretty decent, it easily gets to the hair under the nose and the ridges around the lips.
Shit. I use this exact same thing to shave my crusty neckbeard
 

Wraith

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I took over 5 pounds of jelly beans of three types, spiced, licorice (I can handle the black,) and regular and mixed them all together into a huge pile for random snacking. Halloween and Christmas candy day is for me, every day if I choose. I'm just that sweet... and autistic.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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I took over 5 pounds of jelly beans of three types, spiced, licorice (I can handle the black,) and regular and mixed them all together into a huge pile for random snacking. Halloween and Christmas candy day is for me, every day if I choose. I'm just that sweet... and autistic.
put the bag in the sun

then cut it like steaks of beef
 

Wraith

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Put your own toppings on them, to make them not taste like cardboard.
I do that with lesser pizzas. This brand? They are so good the only thing I do is put hot sauce on only one piece and the rest of the pizza carries the day. They are that good. (And I just want a little bit of hot sauce at the time.)