Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

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Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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My fiancé offered to buy me a mug. I picked out this.
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Smaug's Smokey Hole

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At the check out at a variety/hardware store I stood and looked at a Philips electrical razor blade that they had. It wasn't like those old Gillette handles that vibrated for some reason, the kind that men hated, this was more of a trimmer/razor hybrid. Since I was going to cut off my beard I was going to buy something at some point and I hate those little trimmer things on electrical razors to cut things down before shaving can be done and the Philips product promised to work on any length of hair.
Here's a selfie of me shaving
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So far it's pretty decent, it easily gets to the hair under the nose and the ridges around the lips.
 

PipTheAlchemist

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At the check out at a variety/hardware store I stood and looked at a Philips electrical razor blade that they had. It wasn't like those old Gillette handles that vibrated for some reason, the kind that men hated, this was more of a trimmer/razor hybrid. Since I was going to cut off my beard I was going to buy something at some point and I hate those little trimmer things on electrical razors to cut things down before shaving can be done and the Philips product promised to work on any length of hair.
Here's a selfie of me shaving
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So far it's pretty decent, it easily gets to the hair under the nose and the ridges around the lips.
Shit. I use this exact same thing to shave my crusty neckbeard
 

Vingle

I'm Kaito Momota, Luminary of the Stars! 百田 解斗
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Finally gave enough of a fuck today and used my regular umbrella for shade in the sun. And I were less hot.
Originally planned to buy one from Coolibar, but reviews were better on this. I prefer the Chinese paper parasol style though
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Wraith

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I took over 5 pounds of jelly beans of three types, spiced, licorice (I can handle the black,) and regular and mixed them all together into a huge pile for random snacking. Halloween and Christmas candy day is for me, every day if I choose. I'm just that sweet... and autistic.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

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I took over 5 pounds of jelly beans of three types, spiced, licorice (I can handle the black,) and regular and mixed them all together into a huge pile for random snacking. Halloween and Christmas candy day is for me, every day if I choose. I'm just that sweet... and autistic.
put the bag in the sun

then cut it like steaks of beef
 

Wraith

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Put your own toppings on them, to make them not taste like cardboard.
I do that with lesser pizzas. This brand? They are so good the only thing I do is put hot sauce on only one piece and the rest of the pizza carries the day. They are that good. (And I just want a little bit of hot sauce at the time.)
 

Brain Power

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I don't like Apple too much, but I got an Ipad Pro because Android tablets are just not very good. It was the last unit they had at the store, and even with the pencil, it somehow costed less than a Samsung Galaxy Tab s8 Ultra with the same amount of memory.
 

Vingle

I'm Kaito Momota, Luminary of the Stars! 百田 解斗
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I don't like Apple too much, but I got an Ipad Pro because Android tablets are just not very good. It was the last unit they had at the store, and even with the pencil, it somehow costed less than a Samsung Galaxy Tab s8 Ultra with the same amount of memory.
In general, anything Android gets veeery slow after some time. iOs does not slow down that much, iOs updates for much longer than Android and re-sale prices are pretty high. While Androids plummets the moment they are out of the store. You get more money selling anything Apple on the private market, than using the trade-in programs for Apple.

So yea, fuck Apple. But their products are good and reliable. Even if their prices are ludicrous now, you got a machine for many years. Their new releases now have only marginal improvements or "improvements", at best.