Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

[Kari Kamiya]

My fiancé offered to buy me a mug. I picked out this.

 

[Lee Crabb]

*starts humming Men of Harlech*

 

[Damien Thorne]

A ticket to watch Crimes of the Future. David Cronenberg has always been one of my favorite filmmakers.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Postals new port to the dreamcast. I also pre-ordered the switch one but that's redux so no school shooting in that one but I can play as not important from hatred so that's nice.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

At the check out at a variety/hardware store I stood and looked at a Philips electrical razor blade that they had. It wasn't like those old Gillette handles that vibrated for some reason, the kind that men hated, this was more of a trimmer/razor hybrid. Since I was going to cut off my beard I was going to buy something at some point and I hate those little trimmer things on electrical razors to cut things down before shaving can be done and the Philips product promised to work on any length of hair.
Here's a selfie of me shaving

So far it's pretty decent, it easily gets to the hair under the nose and the ridges around the lips.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You know what children fuckin' love? Whistles! Really really loud ones. These are the kind that you put water in to make it sound like a (hellish, piercing facsimile of a) bird chirping.

It's OK; they're not my kids.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

A Resident Evil S.T.A.R.S Zippo from Japan off eBay.

It looks awesome and cost $80 for a ZIPPO

 

[Wraith]

Mega super USB with like 16 ports, and a second USB-C for vidya.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Self-emptying robot vacuum cleaner. Pretty fun watching it bumble around terrifying the pets.

 

[Brain Power]

You know what children fuckin' love? Whistles! Really really loud ones. These are the kind that you put water in to make it sound like a (hellish, piercing facsimile of a) bird chirping.
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It's OK; they're not my kids.

I had one of these as a child! I think it's still somewhere in the house.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

At the check out at a variety/hardware store I stood and looked at a Philips electrical razor blade that they had. It wasn't like those old Gillette handles that vibrated for some reason, the kind that men hated, this was more of a trimmer/razor hybrid. Since I was going to cut off my beard I was going to buy something at some point and I hate those little trimmer things on electrical razors to cut things down before shaving can be done and the Philips product promised to work on any length of hair.
Here's a selfie of me shaving
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So far it's pretty decent, it easily gets to the hair under the nose and the ridges around the lips.

Shit. I use this exact same thing to shave my crusty neckbeard

 

[Vingle]

Finally gave enough of a fuck today and used my regular umbrella for shade in the sun. And I were less hot.
Originally planned to buy one from Coolibar, but reviews were better on this. I prefer the Chinese paper parasol style though

 

[Wraith]

I took over 5 pounds of jelly beans of three types, spiced, licorice (I can handle the black,) and regular and mixed them all together into a huge pile for random snacking. Halloween and Christmas candy day is for me, every day if I choose. I'm just that sweet... and autistic.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I took over 5 pounds of jelly beans of three types, spiced, licorice (I can handle the black,) and regular and mixed them all together into a huge pile for random snacking. Halloween and Christmas candy day is for me, every day if I choose. I'm just that sweet... and autistic.

put the bag in the sun

then cut it like steaks of beef

 

[Wraith]

I'm not saying that special pizza was on sale someplace else... um... but the freeze is full... um... yeah.

 

[Vingle]

I'm not saying that special pizza was on sale someplace else... um... but the freeze is full... um... yeah.

Put your own toppings on them, to make them not taste like cardboard.

 

[skjora]

A Husqvarna brushcutter/string trimmer. I'm mildly autistic about buying decent brand name stuff as far as gardening tools go. The thing is a beast for the price. Revving it up with the metal blade on and taking a small tree down in one jab is very satisfying.

 

[Wraith]

Put your own toppings on them, to make them not taste like cardboard.

I do that with lesser pizzas. This brand? They are so good the only thing I do is put hot sauce on only one piece and the rest of the pizza carries the day. They are that good. (And I just want a little bit of hot sauce at the time.)

 

[Brain Power]

I don't like Apple too much, but I got an Ipad Pro because Android tablets are just not very good. It was the last unit they had at the store, and even with the pencil, it somehow costed less than a Samsung Galaxy Tab s8 Ultra with the same amount of memory.

 

[Vingle]

I don't like Apple too much, but I got an Ipad Pro because Android tablets are just not very good. It was the last unit they had at the store, and even with the pencil, it somehow costed less than a Samsung Galaxy Tab s8 Ultra with the same amount of memory.

In general, anything Android gets veeery slow after some time. iOs does not slow down that much, iOs updates for much longer than Android and re-sale prices are pretty high. While Androids plummets the moment they are out of the store. You get more money selling anything Apple on the private market, than using the trade-in programs for Apple.

So yea, fuck Apple. But their products are good and reliable. Even if their prices are ludicrous now, you got a machine for many years. Their new releases now have only marginal improvements or "improvements", at best.