Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

Smaug's Smokey Hole

dragron: the bruges tea soirée
USB camera to look inside my ears and a curette to clean with.
It will soon be spelunking in other places, for such is the nature of the digital camera.

Since I'm too stupid to properly measure my finger, I just bought a ring sizer. I only need it for like one finger but I figure it's a nice thing to have for the future.
One day you will be bored, you sit there, you look at that ring sizer you only used once to measure one thing... "Is this how those embarrassing ER stories start?"

Little boxes for all my individual cards and dice I use in tabletop gaming, as well as plastic tokens to replace all the cardboard ones. Then I order foam cut specifically to accommodate the miniatures, dice boxes, card boxes, and tokens for each skirmish game.

I just ordered a dictionary of English to Elvish language (Tolkien’s) from Amazon. I’m putting together a home brew setting and I wanted my elves home to have a suitable name.
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Lucifer's Rectum

Rapidly deteriorating mental state
Welp, I just had to replace my protein blender cause I'm a fucking autist and managed to break the one I just bought.


True & Honest Fan
LED light strip to put in the back garden, it's solar powered and I thought it might be nice to have to strung along the edges of the patio to outline them.
Those kick ass, and far from tismo.

I've had the same set for a few years it's traveled from my old house to new house and survived a few 0F winters to 100F summers, work fine. Great investment.

Midlife Sperglord

Sperging over console gaming.
I went to a used BluRay shop, and picked up a small treasure trove, including Batman The Killing Joke, the Criterion editions of Straw Dogs and The Devil’s Backbone, Enter the Void, the uncut version of Killer Joe, and A History of Violence. The clerk there suggested that I watch Babe Pig in the City to clear up the edginess I had accumulated in that stack.


Hello faggot lovers!
Today in the mail, I received four sealed boxes of Higgins Black Magic Ink! I had to open up one to see if the ink was still good and it is! I got these ones in particular as they're in glass inkwells unlike the plastic ones they've ended up with since the 90's. I prefer glass ones as they don't tip over as easy.


Smaug's Smokey Hole

dragron: the bruges tea soirée
TNT2's, ati R300's (9200, 9550, 9600), gimped edition Geforce 2's, 3's, 4's, Fx cards, all the low-mid end stuff for the period.
Nice. Geforce 2 MX was such a good card. Geforce 4 MX was such a shit card(it was just a GF2 MX).

But no PowerVR Kyro/Kyro 2?

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