Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

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Robert Sanvagene

Pretend spergs are bullshit autists
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A box of tissues. Not because buying tissues is an autistic act in and of itself. The autism presented itself by way of where in the supermarket I sourced them from.

Despite most supermarkets Down Under having a 2 box limit on tissues, our local independent supermarket didn't appear to get that memo (maybe they missed Scotty from Marketing's latest presentation). As such, some exceptional bitch decided it'd be a great idea to put 8 boxes of tissues in her shopping cart. It was my duty, as a True and Honest 'Strayan, to relieve her of one of these boxes when she wasn't looking. I then slipped through the supermarket, paid for the box and did the Harold Holt before she even noticed, let alone accuse me of being a filthy convict.

I'm now the proud owner of three unopened boxes of tissues; the other two having been acquired during the normal course of grocery shopping over the past couple of weeks. I have no intention of buying any more boxes for the foreseeable future.

Stay exceptional, Australia.
 
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neverendingmidi

it just goes on and on and on and on...
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A box of these:
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And a box of these:
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Well, technically I ordered them shortly before shipping from the UK got shut down, and they arrived today. I like them,and it's been a year or so since I ordered them last. I wanted to order them before the temps began to rise in the US.

The UK's dinners may be lacking, but I've liked the desserts (at least the snack cake variety) I've tried.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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A box of these:
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And a box of these:
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Well, technically I ordered them shortly before shipping from the UK got shut down, and they arrived today. I like them,and it's been a year or so since I ordered them last. I wanted to order them before the temps began to rise in the US.

The UK's dinners may be lacking, but I've liked the desserts (at least the snack cake variety) I've tried.
Well, at least now I know what a bakewell tart looks like.

There's a UK store that's a franchise across Canada, do they not have any branches in the US? you should be able to get your UK desserts easier through them, they are my source of irn bru.
 

Pikonic

Now catchable in Pokémon GO
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I bought a water fountain for my cat. He’s getting up there in years and running water is more appealing to cats so they drink more and can help prevent kidney problems, a common health issue in older cats.
I decided to get the big 2.5 gal one just in case the dog likes it too.
The dog loves it.
Cat is still drinking from old bowl.
 

neverendingmidi

it just goes on and on and on and on...
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Well, at least now I know what a bakewell tart looks like.

There's a UK store that's a franchise across Canada, do they not have any branches in the US? you should be able to get your UK desserts easier through them, they are my source of irn bru.
Not that I know of. I can get certain UK stuff in supermarkets, or at World Market. Maybe in some Indian markets, but I haven't tracked any of those down yet.

Also Irn Bru, the stuff that they actually sell in Scotland, is banned in the US due to one of the food colorings they use. The FDA has banned it, so if you get anything labelled Irn Bru in the US it's been specially formulated for that market. Also the Scots banned the same food coloring at a level above what's used by Irn Bru, so the formula wouldn't have to change.
 
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Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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These, the Rei one came in first, still waiting on the Asuka one. I thought they were like a limited edition or something, but nah, Amazon still has them.
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8-and-a-half inches tall (nine inches if you count the stand). The Rei one's cute, I can hardly wait to see what the Asuka one's like in person.
 

The Un-Clit

After the Dimensional Merge, pussy eats YOU!
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a 12 pack of toilet paper for $24cdn from a gouging pharmacy because they were the only fuckers who have ANY for sale at any price.

At least it's good quality 3-ply Royale and not no-name 1-ply sandpaper teepee.
 

Smaug's Smokey Hole

no corona
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A 5th hard drive that I'm solely using for my teacher/therapist porn collection fetish, 90% of it I'll probably never watch.
I bought a hard drive because the one I bought to replace the one that started to crap out was starting to crap out.

My very important files I keep on that hard drive is what makes it autistic. It's my precious ISOs and it's not a euphemism for porn. It's old crappy games that no one cares about, like late 90's early 2000's crappy or broken FPS games like Nosferatu: The Wrath of Malachi, Mortyr, Iron Storm, New World Order and Codename Eagle. Because they have historical significance, people just don't understand it yet. Yeah, give me the fucking puzzle piece.
 
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