Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

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horrorfan89

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Hate to tell you but going south won't help you out of that
Maybe in cities like Atlanta and ironically enough (or not) places that used to be fertile farmland where slave plantations were. (see the fun facts thread) but I mean a free and simple life among the trailer trash and Hicks with all the mtn Dew and 4x4 trucks on cinder blocks. Sure we laugh at them even on here but as Orwell said of the paroles in 1984 they are the only ones who can still say they're truly free.



Anyway staying on topic haven't bought anything from it yet but currently browsing the Dixie shop I'm amazed the place is still in bussiness selling confederate flag kitch...hmm IDK what Robert e Lee would be more ashamed of, the desecration of his monuments or whats become of his battle flag.
 
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horrorfan89

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36 MREs (3, 12 packs from two different MRE suppliers online) and not even for like prepper or survival or a long camping trip, those are gonna be my legit meals for at least the next 2 weeks. Good thing just one MRE has a whole daily recommended nourishment intake, I'm trying to see if it's possible to live off one of them a day.
 

AnOminous

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36 MREs (3, 12 packs from two different MRE suppliers online) and not even for like prepper or survival or a long camping trip, those are gonna be my legit meals for at least the next 2 weeks. Good thing just one MRE has a whole daily recommended nourishment intake, I'm trying to see if it's possible to live off one of them a day.
If I had slightly more disposable evidence, I'd consider occasionally buying an MRE from one of Steve's videos and eating it while watching his video.
 

TiggerNits

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If I had slightly more disposable evidence, I'd consider occasionally buying an MRE from one of Steve's videos and eating it while watching his video.
I've done this once. It was the French one with the duck iirc, not bad at all. But I also used to have to eat the damn things on the regular in my 20s so trying one made by a company that didn't just repackage over salted spam shaped in to other meats was a nice change of pace
 

horrorfan89

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If I had slightly more disposable evidence, I'd consider occasionally buying an MRE from one of Steve's videos and eating it while watching his video.
They're not official us army mres (sorry should have been clearer about that) they're civilian mock-ups said to be as close to the real thing as possible just made to be slightly better taste wise. Which is why I managed to get such a good deal on them
 

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As someone who has consumed hundreds of MREs, maybe 1500, let me tell you a thing.

It's not that they taste particularly bad in your mouth. It's that every single main meal has a unifying and distinctive smell which survives the digestive tract.

Once you realize they smell the same in the latrine as they did in the pouch, you'll stop saying "hey, not bad!" That's usually what people say, having expected C-ration puke. They are fine at first.
 
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Vingle

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$800 niche fragrance while still having plenty of designer fragrances available on my drawer.
Heavier perfumes tend to age like fine wine though. Mainly fresh and citrusy fragrances that turn foul after some years,. You probably know this if you're into collecting them.
Really want to try the 6 Versace Atelier fragrances at 330 usd per 100ml bottle. The real designer shit, and not the cheap generic shit like Eros and Dylan Blue. But of course, they do not sell it to my country . It was released in 2019 too, so wtf. Are you afraid money or something.

Recently bought The Dreamer from Versace, it's cheap. But the least generic fragrance of the cheap ones, because people either love or hate it. It's the last fragrance Giovanni Versace had anything to do with too.
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Goodbye Horses

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36 MREs (3, 12 packs from two different MRE suppliers online) and not even for like prepper or survival or a long camping trip, those are gonna be my legit meals for at least the next 2 weeks. Good thing just one MRE has a whole daily recommended nourishment intake, I'm trying to see if it's possible to live off one of them a day.

Make sure you drink a lot of water. A lot. Because if they're anything like MOD rat-packs you're going to be constipated as fuck after a couple of days if you don't.
 

horrorfan89

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Make sure you drink a lot of water. A lot. Because if they're anything like MOD rat-packs you're going to be constipated as fuck after a couple of days if you don't.
I stocked up on fiber tablets and aci berry cleanse, in addition to plenty of water bottles. Hard to believe this isn't for a camping trip or preper work, but my next two weeks of food

Why did I buy all this? Who knows. Maybe I've been binge watching Steve1989s videos and wanna try and imitate him, maybe I'm just tired of buying groceries every two weeks and trying to make them last paycheck to paycheck while being too tired to bother cooking anymore
 
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TiggerNits

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What is the end goal, here? Taking a shit that will crack the toilet?


Last year I was dealing with a vendor a little after Memorial day and she proudly says to me, after realizing that almost everyone in my company is a veteran including myself that she ate an MRE for Memorial Day. I felt a little bad for her because most of us immediately looked at her like she was an idiot, and one guy straight up asked her "Why, are you retarded or just lost your sense of taste because of the 'roni?".

She tried to tell us it was because it was some social media thing to "Honor the sacrifices of the troops" but we told her the best way to honor that is to vote for people that won't get us shot for dumb reasons or ruin our ability to fight so they can stroke the egos of less capable morons. My brother even said to her "We ate that shit so you guys didn't have to. Next time you wanna eat like one of us just down 2 energy drinks and a six back of cheap beer, it's more accurate and much more fun"
 
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