Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

[Crex Crex]

Predatory mites to clean up an infestation of parasitic mites in one of my ant colonies.

 

[Gutpuke]

I just bought a red fucking b-daman.

 

[Bastard_Call]

Rosary beads, literally as some sort of autistic comfort item. I guess because I grew up catholic and used to own some. That or they really are magic talismans.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

My first vinyl album (Propaganda's A Secret Wish)

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

An Apple Watch. So I could use Siri to set a timer so I wouldn't forget that I started a pot of coffee. I always forget to set a timer on my phone by the time I get back to it. Then two hours later I remember I made coffee.

It's awesome. Money well spent.

 

[SITHRAK!]

First edition hardcover of ‘The Shooting Gallery’ by Gaz Hunter.
Unmentioned in the ad was the fact that the flyleaf had ‘This book belongs to (person)’ written in pen. Not fucking happy.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

My first vinyl album (Propaganda's A Secret Wish)

Did you just get a vinyl player?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Did you just get a vinyl player?

Already had one.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Like $50 worth of hentai games from the Steam summer sale.

 

[TiggerNits]

2019 Jeep Wrangler Sahara for the wife. Which wouldn't be autistic but her reason for wanting it

Her 2014 RAV4 got called a teenage girl car by a friend of mine, and I agreed. So she decided that meant she needed a new "Cool" car


And the worst part

I'm a little jealous of it now and want to redneck the fuck out of a newer model 4Runner

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

various items for my tretij rebenok cosplay
i would say peak tism but i'm sure there's worse in this thread

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Hilariously grungy furniture for my AK. Also another 1k rounds of 7.62x39 because the price keeps dropping.