Sonichu most bizarre things Chris explained about the sonichu universe -

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Over the series Chris was apt to inform us of details no one would want to hear in any comic series about in sonichu. I always thought the sonichu reproduction details was the most bizarre, particularly Chris' need to make sonichu immune to a kick to the balls

 

[Pine Tar]

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[CWCissey]

I agree. Why the fuck would anyone care about a recolour's junk?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I agree. Why the fuck would anyone care about a recolour's junk?

It's CHRIS. Disproportionate response is his entire MO. I'm no Christorian but as far as I'm aware this entire four page horror story came about as the result of somebody pointing out to Chris that Sonichu had no cock. Chris being Chris, rather than react with "They're cartoon characters douche!" He decided that he needed to prove his attacker wrong with detailed and frankly disturbing artwork.

 

[Caddchef]

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SONICHU'S PENIS IS NOT BLUE! STOP TRIGGERING ME!

 

[CWCissey]

I love that he stated that Sonichus and Rosechu's can't get STDs. Chris knew that would have been the next thing trolls would have taken advantage of.

 

[mauggg]

I seriously don't know how Chris could've outdone this craziness of this sequence. Oh, I'm sure it's more than possible (anything is possible with Chris), but I have no idea what he could have done.

Maybe do a sequence on the Chu excretory system and an exploration of their toilet habits? Assuming...uh, that they have any? Maybe they just...go in the yard?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yeah, nothing outdoes the explanation of Sonichu genitals. Apart from anything else, Chris already had a non-sexual method of reproduction for his monsters. That time-travelling chaos rainbow thing. He did not need to go into detail about how Sonichus fuck, because there was no need for them do to so. I guess he just wanted the option of being able to fap over his cartoon hedgehogs.

 

[mauggg]

Yeah, he was certainly already doing that. Remember him wanting somebody to draw Rosechu "Masturbating and Squirtin'"?

 

[CornetteFace]

Yeah, he was certainly already doing that. Remember him wanting somebody to draw Rosechu "Masturbating and Squirtin'"?

..................... The fuck M8

 

[mauggg]

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Masturbating_and_squirtin'

 

[Ryebread]

Everything

 

[Dr. Meme]

I personally think it was weird how he wrote off Ivy.

God tells Chris that she's the most important woman to him and she just fuckin' dies offscreen and Chris forgets about her in like a week.

 

[UndeadSpergatory]

"MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS", which was impossible to interperate to begin with, and barely made any sense in context. Why he chose to put it on the front page of a Sonichu issue is, like most things with Chris, beyond me.

 

[Boundman]

"MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS", which was impossible to interperate to begin with, and barely made any sense in context. Why he chose to put it on the front page of a Sonichu issue is, like most things with Chris, beyond me.

The best part is that these are things that are being shouted at Chris to really wear him down. The manajerk could've said anything like "You'll never find a sweetheart in MY mall", "You'll never go anywhere without meeting my JERKops!". But no. What Chris thinks the worst thing the Manajerk could say to him is "MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS".

 

[LordCustos3]

A rainbow....that travels through time....and makes eggs....that hatch into magic, talking hedgehogs....

 

[DrunkTails]

A rainbow....that travels through time....and makes eggs....that hatch into magic, talking hedgehogs....

This. All of this.

Everytime I read about the rainbow time travelling thing, I just have to try and understand how anyone can even come up with that.

That and the Sonichu porno explanation.

 

[Zekesman]

Can we talk about how Sonichu could never be a father since he is probable sterile? Rosechu has tits and they have hair - so they ARE mamals. So they emit heat. So little Sonichu swimmers are all death from the heat. You'd think he'd pay attention at sex ed...

 

[LordCustos3]

You'd think he'd pay attention at sex ed...

The teacher kept talking about....ducks....so OPL tuned him out.

Oh, here's another one:
CWCville is a despotic, totalitarian dictatorship....essentially a redneck version of the North Korean Juche....and it is in Virginia....one of the 50 states of the united states.
At what point did this town secede from the union, and not end up hosting the nations most one-sided live-fire re-enactment of the Battle of Gettysburg?

 

[Alex Krycek]

Silvana raping Blake needs to be mentioned... children's comic? Yeah, sure.