Most disturbing glimpse into his primal psyche -

[Dreamatorium]

Chris is essentially harmless and impotent as a physical human being as well as a social one, we all know this. However, throughout the years there have been some fascinating and unsettling Freudian slips, rap songs sung while under the influence and undercover IRC chats that have given us an opportunity to observe what kind of deviant thoughts the darker side of his subconscious pumps out.

The one that disturbed me the most was where, under the guise of that one middle-aged guy in an IRC chat (Small Sack, lots of CUM - yeah, that one) he said something along the lines of "Hey dudes, why Don't we get Him to Rape his pastoral counselor? That'd be epic for the win!!"

Whether or not this was said to ingratiate himself into the minds of trolls, whose lines he was behind and whose guise he was wearing, albeit awfully, or it was some sort of idea or concept he was too embarrassed to express wearing his own face is a mystery to all but him. And probably him still.

So what's something Chris has said that creeped you out and shook your faith in Chris' tenuous grasp on sanity and non-deviant sexuality?

 

[CatParty]

"those stupid laws"
and when he explained shecameforcwc as a necessary evil to subdue his urges.
oh not to mention all of his public death wishes towards snyder.

 

[Dreamatorium]

"those stupid laws"
and when he explained shecameforcwc as a necessary evil to subdue his urges.
oh not to mention all of his public death wishes towards snyder.

Thing is, Chris has outbursts akin to those of a child with a slightly more developed mind. I don't think he really means those death threats, they're just a proxy for him to express his distaste for Snyder.

Also yeah, his cameforcwc.jpg explanation was retarded. Fact that he's dense enough to see nothing wrong with it and say with a straight face "Megan broke it off with me because she needed more space" is dumb. Also, didn't he say that it was..uh..like, something he uploaded to ED to prove he was straight? He stuck with that rationalization for years.

 

[waffle]

I tend to take any of the stuff he says while trying to "infiltrate" trolls with a grain of salt. He thinks we're all sexual deviants and he needs to be one to gain our trust.

 

[CatParty]

"those stupid laws"
and when he explained shecameforcwc as a necessary evil to subdue his urges.
oh not to mention all of his public death wishes towards snyder.

Thing is, Chris has outbursts akin to those of a child with a slightly more developed mind. I don't think he really means those death threats, they're just a proxy for him to express his distaste for Snyder.

Also yeah, his cameforcwc.jpg explanation was retarded. Fact that he's dense enough to see nothing wrong with it and say with a straight face "Megan broke it off with me because she needed more space" is dumb. Also, didn't he say that it was..uh..like, something he uploaded to ED to prove he was straight? He stuck with that rationalization for years.

oh i meant in the email he wrote to her (and i forget where) but he stated he needed to make the picture or else he would harass her more or worse.

 

[PickleTron7000]

For me it was always his three date rule. The expectation that sex was guaranteed to him on the third date, as if it were part of some recognized code of dating ethics.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think one of his more revealing moments was in the new Jackie mails when he was all excited to have sex with Jackie.... and/or her friends that he'd never so much as talked to. A little hey-heyfun for everyone. That's the Fuck Quest laid bare right there.

 

[Donald Duck]

I tend to take any of the stuff he says while trying to "infiltrate" trolls with a grain of salt. He thinks we're all sexual deviants and he needs to be one to gain our trust.

Yeah that. It's kinda funny how the irony of that is lost on him.

I was pretty disturbed by his rants about wanting the Game Place to be bombed or burned to the ground with Michael Snyder inside. Never mind him wanting Snyder dead, just the fact that Chris either forgets or ignores that other people, mostly children, who have done nothing to him also hang out in that store and would be killed as well.

Most recently is also his facebook posts demanding that someone kill Mimm's girlfriend for the crime of being the girlfriend of a guy who candidly took photo of Chris.

And Chris wonders why we scoff whenever he whines "but I'm a good guy!"

 

[Henry Bemis]

When people think "murderous rage," we typically think of madmen out on a killing spree, or protestors railing against a corrupt government, and such.

Chris is murderously rageful over getting kicked out of a hobby shop that, quite frankly, he should've outgrown ten years ago.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris doesn't understand rape. He seems to think it's something a guy COULD do if he's just that sexually frustrated. He really only grasps that it's bad and that people tend not to like it.

Chris line of thinking:

"Hmm, rape is forced sex? Sex sounds awesome. I'd like a girl to force sex with me. Hmm. Unless she's ugly. Then I think I wouldn't like it. So rape can be bad. I can see why a girl probably wouldn't like rape at times."

He's just really fucking stupid.

 

[Globe]

CWC is angry. That's one of the "tard-rage" videos that I don't watch very much because I never laugh at it; there's no explosion of anger, no exaggerated locomotion or any of that shit that makes the other videos so funny. It's just Chris quietly shooting a picture of a guy and his little sister (neither of whom he's met). Honestly, if I had no other information about Chris to indicate what a impotent failure he is at everything he does, it'd seriously make me think he's capable of doing something terrible.

 

[QI 541]

Chris line of thinking:

"Hmm, rape is forced sex? Sex sounds awesome. I'd like a girl to force sex with me. Hmm. Unless she's ugly. Then I think I wouldn't like it. So rape can be bad. I can see why a girl probably wouldn't like rape at times."

You're suggesting that Chris actually follows the golden rule?

 

[cypocraphy]

His dream of Barb as a belly dancer.

 

[GFYS]

Oh, man, Chris always comes across so "rapey," especially to those of us who might be more sensitive to the subject. He's talked about rape, he's fantasized about rape, his revenge fantasies involve rape as a punishment, he's used rape as an excuse for ShecameforCWC.JPG, he's made songs about rape, he's pardoned the rape of a former heartsweet, and he's suggested it a few times while trying to infiltrate trolls as if that's what every person casually talks about. It's very apparent he learned sex from watching porn, stupid TV shows, and video games. If he was in a position where he could rape someone, and face no repercussions, I honestly think he would do it.

Really, I think there's no action - good or bad - Chris couldn't justify to himself. I think his comics offers one of the best unfiltered views of his "mind," and illustrates that he believes the universe begins and ends with him. Lack of ability, lack of ambition, lack of freedom, some basic morals (learned from American Rabbit), and fear of reprisal keeps him in check. To be fair, this isn't totally unique to Chris. I think most people are capable of a lot more than they believe, if the veneer of civilization disappeared. Chris just seems closer to the carnal side, than usual, due to poor rearing and developmental issues.

For some perspective... I have a very liberal conceptualization of "evil," as I have a very broad moral ruler. I occasionally come across as one of those "Chris is worse than Hitler" people, on the forum, but I honestly see Chris is only slightly more amoral than the average clod on the street. While Chris seems to commit more social mistakes than the average clod, he has the benefit of genuine development disorder that excuses him - from my own personal perspective - that the same average clod doesn't.

TL;DR - Yeah, Chris has some messed up shit in his head, but there are probably tens of thousands of people who are just as shitty. Hell, I think his mom's worse, since she has the benefit of decades of socialization that Chris never got.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

You're suggesting that Chris actually follows the golden rule?

Of course he does. He expects other people to treat him the way he wants to be treated. That's it, isn't it?

 

[Stratochu]

His views on sex, his incontinence and his obsession with wanting to kill, injure or bankrupt Snyder are quite disturbing to me.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, man, Chris always comes across so "rapey," especially to those of us who might be more sensitive to the subject. He's talked about rape, he's fantasized about rape, his revenge fantasies involve rape as a punishment, he's used rape as an excuse for ShecameforCWC.JPG, he's made songs about rape, he's pardoned the rape of a former heartsweet, and he's suggested it a few times while trying to infiltrate trolls as if that's what every person casually talks about. It's very apparent he learned sex from watching porn, stupid TV shows, and video games. If he was in a position where he could rape someone, and face no repercussions, I honestly think he would do it.

You make some good points. Chris' understanding of rape and what it means are really kind of iffy. Honestly, I think he mostly just treats "rape" as a really bad word. That's all. Like when he's talked about how he was "emotionally raped." If Chris wasn't a retard, he'd realize that's an extremely insensitive thing to say.

But... he's Chris. So, no, he doesn't realize that.

But anyway, I really don't think Chris would rape a woman, given the opportunity. Not because he's got any moral issue with it, but because Chris is a huge pussy and a screaming, crying woman would scare him too much for him to initiate the act. And even if she was passed out or something, I don't think the idea would enter his head. He's got a really stereotypical idea of sex from TV, and I don't think the idea of taking advantage of a passed out woman would occur to him.

For some perspective... I have a very liberal conceptualization of "evil," as I have a very broad moral ruler. I occasionally come across as one of those "Chris is worse than Hitler" people, on the forum, but I honestly see Chris is only slightly more amoral than the average clod on the street. While Chris seems to commit more social mistakes than the average clod, he has the benefit of genuine development disorder that excuses him - from my own personal perspective - that the same average clod doesn't.

TL;DR - Yeah, Chris has some messed up shit in his head, but there are probably tens of thousands of people who are just as shitty. Hell, I think his mom's worse, since she has the benefit of decades of socialization that Chris never got.

Yeah, Chris' morality is probably on part with the typical dipshit because he derives many of his opinions from TV.

His views on sex, his incontinence and his obsession with wanting to kill, injure or bankrupt Snyder are quite disturbing to me.

I don't know, I think his desire to harm Snyder are pretty similar to something a six year old would come up with. I don't take them too seriously.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris line of thinking:

"Hmm, rape is forced sex? Sex sounds awesome. I'd like a girl to force sex with me. Hmm. Unless she's ugly. Then I think I wouldn't like it. So rape can be bad. I can see why a girl probably wouldn't like rape at times."

You're suggesting that Chris actually follows the golden rule?

It only took a whole society introducing rape as bad and the gender he supposedly idolizes being victims of it to make Chris wonder what the big deal was. Well, he kind of thought about it... and the conclusion he came to didn't fully stick. He still uses the word in the wrong context sometimes too...

 

[Bgheff]

"Hmm, rape is forced sex? Sex sounds awesome. I'd like a girl to force sex with me. Hmm. Unless she's ugly. Then I think I wouldn't like it. So rape can be bad. I am not a mind reader."

Fixed it for you. I don't think we've ever seen Chris contemplate anything from another persons point of view. Dunno if that is just autism, ego or just stupidity that blocks him from thinking other people could actually have thoughts or views that differ from his.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I subscribe to the belief that you can tell everything you really need to know about a person's personality if you lack the ability to personally interact with them on a daily basis by getting a chance to see the surrounding 20-foot-or-so-radius around the place they lay their head down to routinely, so;

Spoiler

Of course, now I guess you'd have to mentally superimpose a in there with colitis and holey buttocks to keep his current primal psyche properly framed for his current days.

(ETA: The correct homonym.)